Ask Me a Question v. 4.28.16

[lakesailer_mi]

My tendency towards slothful behavior. I'm
A seriously lazy person. Lol


What kind of insect do you enjoy watching work?

Being lazy is a skill!

Technically it's not an insect, but orb spiders.
If you need me to list an actual insect, I might go with either Honey Bee or Praying Mantis.

What is the strangest insect you've put in a jar?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Being lazy is a skill!

Technically it's not an insect, but orb spiders.
If you need me to list an actual insect, I might go with either Honey Bee or Praying Mantis.

What is the strangest insect you've put in a jar?

Not in a jar, but in a glass.... I caught something that looks like a cross between a cricket and a grasshopper. It was about two inches in body, mud brown in color and long antenna. It was in my kitchen. I threw it out on my deck. I should go out and get the glass. Hopefully it's gone now.

(I tried to post a pic but it was huge.)


If you could know one fact about every person you met, what particular fact would you like to know? (Assume they would not be aware of your knowledge.)

 

[BongoGal]

If you could know one fact about every person you met, what particular fact would you like to know? (Assume they would not be aware of your knowledge.)

I'd like to know what the person's most recent masturbatory fantasy was about. That would be fascinating.

What is your most recent masturbatory fantasy?

 

[Paul_Chance]

I'd like to know what the person's most recent masturbatory fantasy was about. That would be fascinating.

What is your most recent masturbatory fantasy?

I used to have a neighbor who was a voluptuous latina. During the summer days she would walk around the complex wearing short denims shorts. I was thinking about her this morning. We had many casual conversations (she was happily married) and I was recalling one time we were in the laundry room. I fantasized about fucking her there, laid over the folding table.

What is your favorite masturbatory fantasy?

 

[Kat73]

I used to have a neighbor who was a voluptuous latina. During the summer days she would walk around the complex wearing short denims shorts. I was thinking about her this morning. We had many casual conversations (she was happily married) and I was recalling one time we were in the laundry room. I fantasized about fucking her there, laid over the folding table.

What is your favorite masturbatory fantasy?

I like to fantasize about multiple partners. I have done it a few times and it is always amazing. I like to fantasize about seducing or being seduced by a couple and spending several hours fulfilling each other's desires.

What is your least favorite sexual position and why?

 

[BongoGal]

What is your least favorite sexual position and why?

I'm not a 69 fan. I always feel distracted.

What reasonably popular sexual act do you have no interest in trying?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm not a 69 fan. I always feel distracted.

What reasonably popular sexual act do you have no interest in trying?

Amen on 69.

Hmmm...well, I've tried 69 and, like you said.
I guess a threesome. This seems to be at least a popular fantasy among men.
While that's fine, and no judgement, I'm kind of a "one woman" type guy.
And, I don't share well, so no MFM for me...
I want one woman, all to myself.


What do you consider to be too extreme?

 

[fire_breeze]

Amen on 69.

Hmmm...well, I've tried 69 and, like you said.
I guess a threesome. This seems to be at least a popular fantasy among men.
While that's fine, and no judgement, I'm kind of a "one woman" type guy.
And, I don't share well, so no MFM for me...
I want one woman, all to myself.


What do you consider to be too extreme?

Eating chocolates until I literally explode seems a little extreme to me.

Can an opinion be wrong?

 

[BongoGal]

Can an opinion be wrong?

In my opinion, yes.

What is the fastest you've ever gone from unaroused to having an orgasm?

 

[fire_breeze]

In my opinion, yes.

What is the fastest you've ever gone from unaroused to having an orgasm?

I don't exactly check the time and I don't really focus on it either. But the next time something like this happens, I'll make a note


DO you have a nemesis?

 

[newbiebabe]

I don't exactly check the time and I don't really focus on it either. But the next time something like this happens, I'll make a note


DO you have a nemesis?

yes, she's my alter-ego.


Have you planned a summer vacation?

 

[Porkwarrior]

Have you planned a summer vacation?

Always. Tedious exact planning, lately even using Google Earth. That's what winter is for where it snows! GPS coords, cross checking with every available resource on the interwebs, even planning mileage & gas stops. None of it ever works out, but the planning is fun!

Has anybody had a road trip go according to plan, and isn't it more fun when it doesn't?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Always. Tedious exact planning, lately even using Google Earth. That's what winter is for where it snows! GPS coords, cross checking with every available resource on the interwebs, even planning mileage & gas stops. None of it ever works out, but the planning is fun!

Has anybody had a road trip go according to plan, and isn't it more fun when it doesn't?

yes.. and yes

What is your best vacation story?

 

[BongoGal]

What is your best vacation story?

It involves a surprise stay at an airport hotel and a chance to let my inner cougar out for a night.

What do you think your former lovers would describe as your best sexual characteristic?

 

[Porkwarrior]

What do you think your former lovers would describe as your best sexual characteristic?

I'm a man, but not a dick.
I've never had it put that way, but I always try to follow the basic campsite rule. Leave things better than you found it.


What is the one thing your former lovers would describe as their favourite activity/position/that ONE thing you do, and know you do well?

 

[Tommybowler]

ignore this twont

 

[lookinglearning]

What is the one thing your former lovers would describe as their favourite activity/position/that ONE thing you do, and know you do well?

I think it might be different things for different former lovers. Most of them never returned the feedback forms though so its hard to be sure. Maybe going down on them would feature quite highly.

What would former lovers say was your best quality?

 

[Tommybowler]

I think it might be different things for different former lovers. Most of them never returned the feedback forms though so its hard to be sure. Maybe going down on them would feature quite highly.

What would former lovers say was your best quality?

That I'm an ex

What flavour of toothpaste feels best on your genitals

 

[GiggLeGasm]

That I'm an ex

What flavour of toothpaste feels best on your genitals

I have no idea.. but I do like when his mouth is minty fresh down there.

If you're hoping for more than one orgasm.. what do you choose as your first position?

 

[lookinglearning]

That I'm an ex

What flavour of toothpaste feels best on your genitals

I've never tried any. I'll guess one of the stripy triple action ones. Do you still think about your first sexual experiences when masturbating?

 

[BongoGal]

If you're hoping for more than one orgasm.. what do you choose as your first position?

Cowgirl. It's almost impossible for to not come when I am on top, and multiples are likely up there.

What sex position do you fantasize about much more than you actually engage in?

 

[Porkwarrior]

Cowgirl. It's almost impossible for to not come when I am on top, and multiples are likely up there.

What sex position do you fantasize about much more than you actually engage in?

Doggy. Mostly because I love seeing her face, so in the flesh we are facing each other most of the time. But just bending her over any handy surface and pounding from behind...that happens a lot when I stroke.

Ever look back to your school years and realize a teacher/prof/TA was seriously flirting with you, and wonder what might have been?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Doggy. Mostly because I love seeing her face, so in the flesh we are facing each other most of the time. But just bending her over any handy surface and pounding from behind...that happens a lot when I stroke.

Ever look back to your school years and realize a teacher/prof/TA was seriously flirting with you, and wonder what might have been?

I did look back.. he was seriously flirting (right down to the engraved jewelry).. and I don't really think about what might have been as much as I think about how much I've learned.

What kind of strangers would you gravitate toward at a museum?

 

[roxs12ems]

What kind of strangers would you gravitate toward at a museum?[/QUOTE]

slightly unkempt Indiana Jones types


How old were you when you used your first toy?

 

[BongoGal]

What kind of strangers would you gravitate toward at a museum?

Those who seem to be genuinely studying things with a critical eye.

How old were you when you used your first toy?

Too young to mention here.

What advice would your former lovers give to someone you have not met yet but who wanted to get you into bed as soon as possible?