Do you have to lock your cat out of the room

[Ishmael]

when you have phone sex?

Doesn't even have to be sex involved. It's like, "you re NOT paying attention to me!!!"

Friends stop by and the 'bitch' has no interest. And I'd leave it at 'I have a weird cat' if not for the fact that others are experiencing the same phenomena.

Dogs don't seem to care, unless there's peanut butter involved.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

My most concerning cat problem is how to keep the old cat out of the laundry basket of clean clothes.

 

[hashtag45]

Hah! My grandparents had this big nosed funny cat who enjoyed sneaking into the laundry basket.
I could always hear this loud brrr brr purring into the background whenever I would use the bathroom or take a bath.

My mother, being the cleanliness freak that she was, used to get into arguments with them over that,
but they always stood their ground.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Fuck cats.



I hate the pussies...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My cat is standing beside the chair squawking at me, so it must mean he wants me to post here.


No, I never lock him out.


If I did, he'd just stand outside the door and sing the songs of his people.


So, if you concluded that taking a dump in peace is a forlorn fucking hope, you'd be onto something . . . .

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[Saint Peter]

Who's the alpha NOW???

Oh yeah.

 

[Darbhinder]

Phone sex...lol

 

[Aphro]

I wanna have phone sex. If I set it on vibrate, and tuck it in my panties, will someone please text me repeatedly? Thx.

 

[Ishmael]

I wanna have phone sex. If I set it on vibrate, and tuck it in my panties, will someone please text me repeatedly? Thx.

Make sure the battery is fully charged.

Ishmael

 

[Radiohead]

Hello, I lock the cats in... what else am I gonna clean the come with?

 

[yossi]

The cat favors the back bedroom and I'm in the front, so no additional pussy problems with which to deal.

 

[Disgustipated]

when you have phone sex?

LOL.

I have received more PMs from females on the Lit telling me horror stories of you sending them drunken PMs about "How wet you will make them" with your sexy phone talk.

Each of them owe me a dinner for the ones I have lost.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Cats taste good BBQ'd

 

[Sean Renaud]

Out of the three cats I've had as and adult only two. The most recent was the center of attention. You had to lock her out of the room to do anything. Playing video games? Controller HEADBUTT. Typing on the computer? POUNCE on dancing fingers. Masturbation. . .yeah learned that one the first time. Talking on phone. Any of that. Genuine sex she's less aggressive and more obnoxiously curious. "Oh look a hand that's not groping a human, put me."

The other two were cats and in no way needed love or affection.

 

[lovetoread]

The last time I had phone sex, the other person had to put the cat out of the room but I have never had that issue.

 

[neci]

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[lovetoread]

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[Darbhinder]

The last time I had phone sex, the other person had to put the cat out of the room but I have never had that issue.

Was it Ish?

 

[sexy1017924]

cats

The only time that i lock out my cat is when i am using the bathroom - he just stares at me and creeps me out -

 

[Bert Notorius]

i only have
actual sex.

and,
no cat.