The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Sean]

I'd envy suite tickets, not festival floor seating.

Then you're an idiot.

 

[Disgustipated]

Learn to crop, first.

 

[Sean]

Learn to crop, first.

Couldn't be arsed. I just scanned them and photobucketed them.

 

[Killswitch1]

Then you're an idiot.

Well maybe but I'm also too old for festival floor seats at a stadium.

Been there done that many times.

These days I'd rather sit in a suite with a bathroom and food.

*shrugs*

Plus you english people dont handle yourselves well in crowd situations where alcohol is on the menu.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I don't know Ag, my moods change with the slightest breeze.
Holidays are rough when you no longer have any family.
My mom died when she was 56.
And yes, you and a young her look like sisters, even twins.

That's perfectly understandable. I have a playlist I made of music my mother loved that I play when I am having a day like you are, and that drives a roller coaster of emotions in and of itself. Which ever way you choose to go play it loudly.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

Sorry....lol

Im doing my best to kill myself I swear.

You'll all get your wish one day I reckon. Not to day.

Dollie---------- Well happy birthday in case we're dead tomorrow.
If people realized we're only here a short time maybe they'd be less cruel.

 

[Killswitch1]

That's perfectly understandable. I have a playlist I made of music my mother loved that I play when I am having a day like you are, and that drives a roller coaster of emotions in and of itself. Which ever way you choose to go play it loudly.

Unless it's The Carpenters or Bette Midler.....sorry dad.

No way Jose'

 

[Lancecastor]

Lets see the feet.

#aphroditiac

I got this from her Twitter feed:

http://www.lexingtonkypodiatry.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hobbit-feet1.jpg

 

[pensivepoet]

Happy Birthday KS1!
I'm a day early, but you might get in the way of Pookster's axe when she's cutting the cake and happy birthday and get well soon just sounds bittersweet.

 

[pensivepoet]

Unless it's The Carpenters or Bette Midler.....sorry dad.

No way Jose'

Nope
Mom's faves were
You send me~sam cooke
We'll sing in the sunshine~gale garnett
And Perry Como cuz she thought he was hot.

 

[Disgustipated]

Here's to your propane take exploding this weekend whilst cooking Drumpf Steaks!

 

[Aphro]

Lets see the feet.

#aphroditiac

You're not really one of those foot guys, are you?

I got this from her Twitter feed:

http://www.lexingtonkypodiatry.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hobbit-feet1.jpg

OK, I told you, no pictures before my summer pedicure!

 

[yossi]

The Little Prince gets a release date.

This makes me incredibly happy.

 

[neci]

I've seen the Camarena in my store, but not the Lunazul. Might try it out.

The best I've had so far is the top shelf Patron and the Cabo Wabo. If I could afford it, I'd just do Patron for the rest of my life.

if i had unlimited income, i'd buy don julio and casa noble the rest of my life. herradura on days i needed a bite.

https://citywinecellar.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/7/5/75940036203941.jpg

fuck yes. now i want rum.

We need to kill people together more often.

i am all for this.

Zumi, Olmeca Altos is a good mid priced alternative.

oh, yes.

Back in the day, this was always my favorite tekillya.

http://liquor.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/brand-page-tequila-cazadores-1.jpg

that's some fucking tequila. when i drink cazadores, i feel like a cowboy with a pistol that needs to be shot.

 

[Lorilei]

This makes me incredibly happy.

I thought it would!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Here's to your propane take exploding this weekend whilst cooking Drumpf Steaks!

Hey Hank Hill, what's a propane take?

 

[Killswitch1]

You're not really one of those foot guys, are you?

I most certainly am. Just one of the things about women that turn me on or get noticed.

Sure.

 

[Killswitch1]

Here's to your propane take exploding this weekend whilst cooking Drumpf Steaks!

And I wouldn't go lighting any grills this weekend yourself with all that jelly in your hair.

 

[Aphro]

I most certainly am. Just one of the things about women that turn me on or get noticed.

Sure.

I don't get it, personally. I think feet look kinda weird.

But anyway, knock yourself out...

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

I don't get it, personally. I think feet look kinda weird.

But anyway, knock yourself out...

Denny----------Where was I when you took that foot photo in our living room?

Women's feet are okay but personally there are lots of things further up I'd rather see.

 

[pensivepoet]

I don't get it, personally. I think feet look kinda weird.

But anyway, knock yourself out...

Thems good birthin feet

 

[Aphro]

Thems good birthin feet

I'm just waiting for the PM telling me they would look good on someone's shoulders...

 

[Adre]

I'm just waiting for the PM telling me they would look good on someone's shoulders...

I guess I don't need to bother now.