The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[spacekowboy]

Who wants to get drunk and watch The Shining with me??

We talking the made for TV or Kubrick's?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Hey! You said you wouldn't make fun of my dentures.

For the win, man. For the win!

Who wants to get drunk and watch The Shining with me??

Me!

 

[Aglaopheme]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10502348_10206724107570882_2479889466631114139_n.jpg?oh=0c0dc814ac81a09c48457e90163dd524&oe=57E15CBD

Indeed.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Who wants to get drunk and watch The Shining with me??

I've got the gin.

http://wellandgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/prairie-gin-2.jpg

Stuff is delish. Inexpensive to boot. Get it, get it.

 

[1HF]

Group snuggle/grope fest.

And fuck that made for tv shit....

Kubricks version is fun, though vastly different from the book.

I'm drinking einstok Icelandic toasted porter.

 

[Aglaopheme]

This is all I have in the house right now.

http://www.kentuckyale.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pic8.jpg

Now you have me wanting a gimlet shaken and served in a chilled glass. I haven't had one in forever, but it's definitely approaching gimlet temperatures.

http://greatmate.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/gimlet-cocktail-recipe.png

 

[pink]

Negative. She drives a Toyota. Therefore she loses hotness instead of gaining it.

I guess that counts me and my Civic out.

 

[1HF]

Yeah, that's why. Heh.

I'm petty enough to look forward to this.

For now.

 

[Radiohead]

Who wants to get drunk and watch The Shining with me??

Yes to all three parts

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Tequila for now. I dunno what the fuck it is about Cuervo, but I've been killing this shit lately like I'm brand new or something.

http://coolmaterial.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jose-cuervo-LE-bottle-6.jpg

Good thing I kept my ass at home. If I repeated last night, I'd prolly lose something valuable.

 

[neci]

Tequila for now. I dunno what the fuck it is about Cuervo, but I've been killing this shit lately like I'm brand new or something.

http://coolmaterial.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jose-cuervo-LE-bottle-6.jpg

Good thing I kept my ass at home. If I repeated last night, I'd prolly lose something valuable.

cuervo makes me sick. give me a bottle of camarena or luna azul for that price. especial gold and silver cuervo is only 51% agave. that has always equaled hangover in my book. then again, if it's floating your boat, float on my friend, float on.

 

[thør]

Group snuggle/grope fest.

And fuck that made for tv shit....

Kubricks version is fun, though vastly different from the book.

I'm drinking einstok Icelandic toasted porter.

You might like this stuff.

You can find it at Total Wine.

 

[neci]

i like a good porter.

 

[neci]

the plan.

watch
document
report

warn only those closest.
spread no rumor.
provide safe haven.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

cuervo makes me sick.

Cuervo is the best-selling tequila in the world, tho'! I drink silver at home and reposado at the spot. Only twenty something for a liter. It's almost a perfect wedding of quality & price.

Plus, you gotta love a company that makes it easy peasy for you:

http://yourtopshelf.com/wp-content/uploads/jose_cuervo.jpg

give me a bottle of camarena or luna azul for that price.

http://www.beautynewsnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/WINE-PIC-2A-CAMARENA-TEQUILA-BOTTLES.jpg

http://www.drinkspirits.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lunazulprimero.jpg

I've seen the Camarena in my store, but not the Lunazul. Might try it out.

The best I've had so far is the top shelf Patron and the Cabo Wabo. If I could afford it, I'd just do Patron for the rest of my life.

 

[lovetoread]

There's a wasp bouncing on the light over there, can someone come kill it?

 

[Lancecastor]

Zumis black, the guy in the cartoon is black.

You have bad hair, skeezix has bad hair.

Quit trying to make this something its not.

You look stupid. Well....more stupid than usual

Which is tough.

I think he was going for a updated eddy munster look.

Any news on how much he's charging to rent out that billboard forehead?

He talks to a lot of teens so it would be good real estate for tampon ads.

 

[phantom4533]

https://citywinecellar.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/7/5/75940036203941.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

The USA's nuclear strike capability is run on an IBM series 1 computer, which uses 8 inch floppy discs.

I feel safe.

 

[Aglaopheme]

the plan.

watch
document
report

warn only those closest.
spread no rumor.
provide safe haven.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Neci

 

[Pookie]

the plan.

watch
document
report

warn only those closest.
spread no rumor.
provide safe haven.

We need to kill people together more often.

 

[Adre]

Cuervo is the best-selling tequila in the world, tho'! I drink silver at home and reposado at the spot. Only twenty something for a liter. It's almost a perfect wedding of quality & price.

Plus, you gotta love a company that makes it easy peasy for you:





I've seen the Camarena in my store, but not the Lunazul. Might try it out.

The best I've had so far is the top shelf Patron and the Cabo Wabo. If I could afford it, I'd just do Patron for the rest of my life.

Zumi, Olmeca Altos is a good mid priced alternative.

 

[yossi]

The best part is sharing her clothes.

The worst part is sharing my clothes.

 

[phantom4533]

The USA's nuclear strike capability is run on an IBM series 1 computer, which uses 8 inch floppy discs.

I feel safe.

Shall we play a game?