The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[pensivepoet]

I know a lot of people. But I can't remember names. Usually I see someone and just use the generic, "Hey buddy! How ya doing?"

Yeah, Wings is trying to up my popularity.
I'll take it over sir or mister anytime.
I remember the first time a hot young lady called me mister.
I damn near cried. I knew my life was over.

 

[Wings]

Look:it's about the only thing I'm upping these days on this board.

 

[thør]

I hope there's no spillover from the bluegrass festival. I don't want to be disturbed at the cabin this weekend.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Almost a year since my dad died.
God dammit I miss him
Everything we did together
The only person who ever truly loved me unconditionally.
Fuck I wish I had found a way to spend more time with him the last 20 years.
I'd gladly die tomorrow if I could just go fishing with him one last time today.
I need a juke box and a beer.

The anniversary of my mother's death is days away as well. She's been gone a while she was 52 when she passed.

It struck me when you said that I resembled your mother as I am told often how much I look like my mother.

Is your plan uplifting music or drowning in sad songs? Either one is a good prescription, especially coupled with a cold one.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Killswitch1]

My girlfriend sent me a box of Pat LaFrieda dry aged angus steaks and they just arrived.

Some awesome grillage for this weekend.

 

[Lorilei]

Almost a year since my dad died.
God dammit I miss him
Everything we did together
The only person who ever truly loved me unconditionally.
Fuck I wish I had found a way to spend more time with him the last 20 years.
I'd gladly die tomorrow if I could just go fishing with him one last time today.
I need a juke box and a beer.

This summer will make 30 years since my mom died, and I still spend most of they day in tears. I'd give anything to see her one more time.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Wings]

Can I ask you if that's the same green dress you have in another AV? ( do you know the one I mean?) I like that AV of yours,and this one, so I just thought it would be a little funny if it were the same green dress. ( not that your other avs aren't also lovely..)

Nope, this is actually a 3/4 sleeve length Tshirt that I was wearing with jeans. I think the AV you're referencing is my kelly green dress that I wear with a wide belt. (Attached pic)

And thank you!

 

[pensivepoet]

The anniversary of my mother's death is days away as well. She's been gone a while she was 52 when she passed.

It struck me when you said that I resembled your mother as I am told often how much I look like my mother.

Is your plan uplifting music or drowning in sad songs? Either one is a good prescription, especially coupled with a cold one.

I don't know Ag, my moods change with the slightest breeze.
Holidays are rough when you no longer have any family.
My mom died when she was 56.
And yes, you and a young her look like sisters, even twins.

 

[Disgustipated]

Almost a year since my dad died.
God dammit I miss him
Everything we did together
The only person who ever truly loved me unconditionally.
Fuck I wish I had found a way to spend more time with him the last 20 years.
I'd gladly die tomorrow if I could just go fishing with him one last time today.
I need a juke box and a beer.

Hey!

But you have us!

Have a good day, he'd kick you in the throat if he knew you were upset.

 

[phantom4533]

It's hard work being a patriarch.

 

[Lorilei]

The Little Prince gets a release date.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

This summer will make 30 years since my mom died, and I still spend most of they day in tears. I'd give anything to see her one more time.

I hope the ones who still have the luxury of parents are taking advantage of it.
Dead is forever and often comes with no warning.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Killswitch1]

Missing people that have passed is a state of mind. If they are important to you they should still be there....with you. Talk to them. Carry on a conversation with them.

I do.

And don't let regrets or things you'd of done differently for them or too them eat you alive.

It's a blessing for those who have lost folks that lived a good long life, and a curse for those who have lost those too fast, or too young.

On the up side, I made it another year. lol Tomorrows my birthday.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Wings]

Yes, that's it. And then sometimes when you speak of youself In some ways I think of that picture and think how shapely you are and you must be having a sad day.

I think green suits you well. I don't have a favourite colour exactly, but green is one of my natural picks, so I might be biased

You're very sweet but I talk about myself exactly as I am. Fat is not a nasty word, it's a descriptor like I have blue eyes and red hair. I'm tall, I'm fat, I have big feet. Just an aspect of myself and it doesn't hurt me to say those three little letters. Im allowed to take up as much room as I need to in this world.

I have love, I have purpose, I have offspring, I have a great life, fantastic even. My body size doesn't bum me out. Just a part of me.

 

[Killswitch1]

You're very sweet but I talk about myself exactly as I am. Fat is not a nasty word, it's a descriptor like I have blue eyes and red hair. I'm tall, I'm fat, I have big feet. Just an aspect of myself and it doesn't hurt me to say those three little letters. Im allowed to take up as much room as I need to in this world.

I have love, I have purpose, I have offspring, I have a great life, fantastic even. My body size doesn't bum me out. Just a part of me.

Lets see the feet.

#aphroditiac

 

[Fata Morgana]

Missing people that have passed is a state of mind. If they are important to you they should still be there....with you. Talk to them. Carry on a conversation with them.

I do.

And don't let regrets or things you'd of done differently for them or too them eat you alive.

It's a blessing for those who have lost folks that lived a good long life, and a curse for those who have lost those too fast, or too young.

On the up side, I made it another year. lol Tomorrows my birthday.

You ruined it with the last sentence.

 

[Killswitch1]

You ruined it with the last sentence.

Sorry....lol

Im doing my best to kill myself I swear.

You'll all get your wish one day I reckon. Not to day.

 

[Sean]

Envy me, biatches:

 

[Fata Morgana]

Sorry....lol

Im doing my best to kill myself I swear.

You'll all get your wish one day I reckon. Not to day.

Good man.

 

[Killswitch1]

Envy me, biatches:

I'd envy suite tickets, not festival floor seating.