MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
- 20,069
What? I should use a giant condom instead? What would you suggest?
Good thinking

Last edited:
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Good thinking

Great Heavens; Sunshine !
and lots of it
I wish there weren't so many things that I can't or shouldn't say. It would be a relief to just say it all.
Have you considered writing it all on paper and then burning the paper ?
Oh, I've written it all on paper but I'm not burning it. When I die, everything is coming out. Then they can decide what to do with it.![]()
Leave the papers with a trusted party.
And make sure the instructions include the newspapers, etc..
I learned to crochet when I was 11. Many many moons ago. So why is knitting so damn hard?![]()

Microsoft have finally won the battle.
Since returning my other PC to service, they've installed Windows 10.
As I write this it's still clicking away.
![]()
Microsoft have finally won the battle.
Since returning my other PC to service, they've installed Windows 10.
As I write this it's still clicking away.
![]()
My PC desktop still has Windows XP.
I don't want Windows 10. I don't like daily messages telling me Windows 10 will be installed in a couple of hours.
I have Windows 10 on a laptop and I hate it so much the laptop sits unused.
All I want is an invisible operating system that is virus free, hacker-proof, and doesn't get in the way of what I want to do which is to write and download porn. Is that so difficult?
If I didn't have to communicate with others I would be happy with DOS.
Go away evil Microsoft!
I don't want Windows 10. I don't like daily messages telling me Windows 10 will be installed in a couple of hours.
I have Windows 10 on a laptop and I hate it so much the laptop sits unused.
All I want is an invisible operating system that is virus free, hacker-proof, and doesn't get in the way of what I want to do which is to write and download porn. Is that so difficult?
If I didn't have to communicate with others I would be happy with DOS.
Go away evil Microsoft!
Macbook?I don't want Windows 10. I don't like daily messages telling me Windows 10 will be installed in a couple of hours.
I have Windows 10 on a laptop and I hate it so much the laptop sits unused.
All I want is an invisible operating system that is virus free, hacker-proof, and doesn't get in the way of what I want to do which is to write and download porn. Is that so difficult?
If I didn't have to communicate with others I would be happy with DOS.
Go away evil Microsoft!
I don't want Windows 10. I don't like daily messages telling me Windows 10 will be installed in a couple of hours.
I have Windows 10 on a laptop and I hate it so much the laptop sits unused.
All I want is an invisible operating system that is virus free, hacker-proof, and doesn't get in the way of what I want to do which is to write and download porn. Is that so difficult?
If I didn't have to communicate with others I would be happy with DOS.
Go away evil Microsoft!
Download porn? I just view a clip on a free website and then move on, if I like something about it I save the link. Why download it OGG?
To be honest I don't have a collection of music either. I listen to music on you-tube that is it. I'm not a collector of non-essential things.
Download porn? I just view a clip on a free website and then move on, if I like something about it I save the link. Why download it OGG?
To be honest I don't have a collection of music either. I listen to music on you-tube that is it. I'm not a collector of non-essential things.
I don't download videos, only pictures. They give me *ahem* inspiration for some of my stories. My downloaded videos are a weird collection only started since YouTube changed my settings and lost all my favourite lists - model railways; odd Tyrolean music events including The Coldwater Challenge - don't ask; and mechanical music such as street organs.
Music? I have a massive collection of classical music ripped from CDs I own. The CDs are stored in my loft because they would take up too much space in my study.
I don't want Windows 10. I don't like daily messages telling me Windows 10 will be installed in a couple of hours.
I have Windows 10 on a laptop and I hate it so much the laptop sits unused.
All I want is an invisible operating system that is virus free, hacker-proof, and doesn't get in the way of what I want to do which is to write and download porn. Is that so difficult?
If I didn't have to communicate with others I would be happy with DOS.
Go away evil Microsoft!
Have you considered Win 3.11 (Windows for Workgroups" <ahem> ?
I think that there's quite a bit of Win 10 that I do not need.
(I do not like the term 'favorites' (and that is NOT how we spell it, thank you).
I have yet to discover what Cortana is for; it seems more like something for an intelligent phone might employ, or maybe a Tablet ('fondleslab') in case the user is either bone idle or disabled and cannot type.
Installation was fun. uSoft seem to have realised that there are those of us who really do NOT require "an improved advertising experience" and therefore declining this or that [ill-described] option is a must.
So far, it just seems like an 'improved' Win 7, but the Jury is still out, and likely to remain so for a while.
I went through and immediately deleted or turned off a number of things Windows 10 came with. My computer "almost" runs normally now.
Yeah, Cortana still wants me to ask it things but, hey, that's MY job.

And I'm still on Win 7 and enjoying it, dreading building a new computer later in the year and the OS "upgrade" that I will need to do.