numeniusa's boudoir

[numeniusa]

Lucky you....

I was a good boy and refrained from mounting my steed...

But I may commute tomorrow, two ten mile legs.

Officially another 9 or 10 days - the charming Nepalese Physio asked me not to do any exercise for two weeks....

Well good for you, hope you had a good ride.

Mounting your steed *giggles*

So did you commute on it today? Your physio will be horrified. They can tell, you know. I predict a good telling off

 

[numeniusa]

No chance on this bike. No need to warn either, I expect your hands to stay there the entire ride...At least until you want to stop riding the bike and start riding me instead.

I'll need both hands? *faints*

 

[numeniusa]

Nice thread, lots of room to stretch out. Don't mind if I do, nekkid of course. Thanks

Oh no, you can't come in here looking like that! I want Mr Darcy back *stifles a sob*

 

[numeniusa]

Just saying Hi while passing through

Hello! And welcome.

Canadian, eh? I loved Canada when I visited, Vancouver was gorgeous, and skiing in Whistler was brilliant! Thinking of returning next winter, actually.

(And nice profile picture Deserted beach? )

 

[pkinginva32]

I'll need both hands? *faints*

And I offer free lotion with every use too honey....

 

[numeniusa]

And I offer free lotion with every use too honey....

'Lotion' eh?

The honey is more my department, I would say...

 

[pkinginva32]

'Lotion' eh?

The honey is more my department, I would say...

I love that honey...I could return back again and again...

 

[Mrtenant]

Oh no, you can't come in here looking like that! I want Mr Darcy back *stifles a sob*

No worries darlin, I have something even more fun cooked up

 

[numeniusa]

I love that honey...I could return back again and again...

Is it bees that have really long tongues for reaching all that lovely nectar? Just asking... *innocent face*

 

[numeniusa]

No worries darlin, I have something even more fun cooked up

Ooh! Even more fun than Mr Darcy?

*waits expectantly*

 

[pkinginva32]

Is it bees that have really long tongues for reaching all that lovely nectar? Just asking... *innocent face*

Not sure about the bees but I know mine is long enough to get where you want it to go and a little further too.

 

[Mrtenant]

Ooh! Even more fun than Mr Darcy?

*waits expectantly*

Yea, you'll see. I'll be the most despised litster on the board

 

[numeniusa]

Not sure about the bees but I know mine is long enough to get where you want it to go and a little further too.

Long enough? I think I'll be the judge of that

 

[numeniusa]

Yea, you'll see. I'll be the most despised litster on the board

That sounds... frightening...

 

[pkinginva32]

Long enough? I think I'll be the judge of that

If my tongue is not long enough I know of something that is...

 

[numeniusa]

If my tongue is not long enough I know of something that is...

Your, er, gear stick? Ah, but then you'd getting into quantifiable territory, careful...

*thinks* have I ever attempted to measure a tongue?

 

[pkinginva32]

Your, er, gear stick? Ah, but then you'd getting into quantifiable territory, careful...

*thinks* have I ever attempted to measure a tongue?

If it's for the pleasure and you get off on it, then it must be long enough, right.

And sometimes we have fingers and our tongue together....Either way we get a taste of sweet nectar, right?

 

[numeniusa]

If it's for the pleasure and you get off on it, then it must be long enough, right.

And sometimes we have fingers and our tongue together....Either way we get a taste of sweet nectar, right?

For the pleasure? I think that's its primary purpose, don't you? Giving and receiving, of course.

The length vs girth is an interesting point, though - I'd always sacrifice a little length for more girth, I think. Too long is just bloody uncomfortable, especially in a 'going at it hard' scenario. Too fat is ... well, I'm not sure it's anything but just *swoon*...

Fingers and tongue. Yes, I fully endorse this message...

 

[pkinginva32]

For the pleasure? I think that's its primary purpose, don't you? Giving and receiving, of course.

The length vs girth is an interesting point, though - I'd always sacrifice a little length for more girth, I think. Too long is just bloody uncomfortable, especially in a 'going at it hard' scenario. Too fat is ... well, I'm not sure it's anything but just *swoon*...

Fingers and tongue. Yes, I fully endorse this message...

I had a long answer to all that but came up with....Ditto...Instead.

 

[DarkSimian]

I was once told by a very knowledgable woman that it's not the length or thickness....it's presentation

 

[numeniusa]

I was once told by a very knowledgable woman that it's not the length or thickness....it's presentation

What, like a bow or something?

Or nicely shaved balls, not too much out of control man fur down there, that sort of thing? I could definitely get behind that...

Or on, around, under....

 

[pkinginva32]

I have a friend that I ride with that claims it's not size at all that matters. He said and I quote, "No matter how long or short or thin or thick my woman tells me I am, I've never failed to satisfy myself." He's kinda narcissistic.

 

[DarkSimian]

it's not the size of the boat that puts the motion in the ocean....as long as you don't have a little dinghy

 

[CFMB_fan]

What, like a bow or something?

Or nicely shaved balls, not too much out of control man fur down there, that sort of thing? I could definitely get behind that...

Or on, around, under....

I'm a mixture of shaved and trimmed, balls and cock shaved, pubic region trimmed...

So much more comfortable for me to be honest...

 

[numeniusa]

I have a friend that I ride with that claims it's not size at all that matters. He said and I quote, "No matter how long or short or thin or thick my woman tells me I am, I've never failed to satisfy myself." He's kinda narcissistic.

*laughs*

Do the women last long, though?