Nobody wants me to poop in their bathroom

[SilvaTungDevil]

Oversized load baby. Neither gender wants to claim me!

 

[phrodeau]

Maybe if you laid off the refried beans.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Raisins in my cornflakes give me nasty sulphurous farts.

 

[neci]

i silently celebrate healthy bowels.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Cabbage. Cabbage. Cabbage.

Hey guys, do you ever eat bok choy?

I joined some hipster food box program (vegetables weekly in a box). That motherfucking bok choy is the bomb-diggity!

I'm not quite sure how healthy my bowels are. My wife says, not so much.

But BOK CHOY man! Fucking A.

 

[neci]

you need to be probed. they give you the drug michael jackson was hooked on, while the dr runs a camera up your ass.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

you need to be probed. they give you the drug michael jackson was hooked on, while the dr runs a camera up your ass.

No need. Guiness Book of World Recxords broke the ground with a whole team of specialists.

 

[neci]

annuals.

 

[CodeBlue]

you need to be probed. they give you the drug michael jackson was hooked on, while the dr runs a camera up your ass.

Is this a drug specifically used those kind of inspections? Would that mean something about the people who consume this drug outside of inspections?

 

[Saint Peter]

you need to be probed. they give you the drug michael jackson was hooked on, while the dr runs a camera up your ass.

"Here is a million dollars. Now we are going to run a camera up your ass."

 

[pensivepoet]

Probiotics and ya shit like a pro
*nods*

 

[Lancecastor]

STD, why do so many women over 40 have bladder control issues?

Is this what they mean when they say they are "squirters"?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I could have sworn that you were asking if you could poop in my basement.



My bad...

A_J

 

[Desert Amazon]

Cabbage. Cabbage. Cabbage.

Hey guys, do you ever eat bok choy?

I joined some hipster food box program (vegetables weekly in a box). That motherfucking bok choy is the bomb-diggity!

I'm not quite sure how healthy my bowels are. My wife says, not so much.

But BOK CHOY man! Fucking A.

Yep, love it! You joined a CSA? We're thinking of it, but soon to be "empty nesters" and that's a lot of food (here it's 20 weeks/a box every week).

 

[butters]

Cabbage. Cabbage. Cabbage.

Hey guys, do you ever eat bok choy?

I joined some hipster food box program (vegetables weekly in a box). That motherfucking bok choy is the bomb-diggity!

I'm not quite sure how healthy my bowels are. My wife says, not so much.

But BOK CHOY man! Fucking A.

over here it's more commonly known as pak choi, but yes! delicious

 

[Lancecastor]

Yep, love it! You joined a CSA? We're thinking of it, but soon to be "empty nesters" and that's a lot of food (here it's 20 weeks/a box every week).

The trouble is you wind up with kale everything one week, turnip everything the next.

Good if you had 12 vegan kids maybe.