Are you a sexual deviant?

[Saint Peter]

I post my kinks publicly here today, wake up to 50 private messages full of dick pics tomorrow. Nope.

I only sent 49!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I post my kinks publicly here today, wake up to 50 private messages full of dick pics tomorrow. Nope.

I suggest we all send them anyway...



I'm detecting a hopeful tone to this post.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I post my kinks publicly here today, wake up to 50 private messages full of dick pics tomorrow. Nope.

I'm putting you down for incestuous role-playing, with a penchant for being called mommy. Heavy into bondage, nervous to try but interested in fiisting, and your ultimate fantasy - either stranger sex, or double penetration.

No matter how we slice it, you're a complete deviant. That's a no-brainer.

 

[Lancecastor]

I dread to think what's in your salt & pepper pots.

More Bechemel, m'am?

 

[lovetoread]

I post my kinks publicly here today, wake up to 50 private messages full of dick pics tomorrow. Nope.

Every time I post dick torture pics, I get slammed with pms.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Perhaps.

 

[Jennifer]

Yes. I'm a sexual deviant. And I like it.

 

[jezzilee]

I post my kinks publicly here today, wake up to 50 private messages full of dick pics tomorrow. Nope.

This. I'm pleading the fifth

 

[ann21red]

Yes

i love to deviate, have never been one to conform

 

[Aphro]

Every time I post dick torture pics, I get slammed with pms.

No shit. Seriously?

 

[removed9556]

 

[lovecraft68]

No shit. Seriously?

The ultimate masochism and the sign of a true male pain slut.

 

[MsChele]

Yes, and in the right setting with the right person I'm quite proud of it.

 

[pointless]

It's not a closet. It's The Room.

pfft. that's not the room. this is the room.

 

[pensivepoet]

Every time I post dick torture pics, I get slammed with pms.

You torture dick daily?
I thought that was Lance's gig.
Me? I'm in remission.

 

[Bookishleigh]

It's not easily defined, but we'll go with the following:


A psychosexual disorder in which sexual gratification is obtained through practices or fantasies involving a bizarre, deviant, or highly unusual source of sexual arousal such as an animal or an object.

So?

Yes or no?

I may have photographic evidence that says yes, I am - might even be found somewhere here on Lit.

 

[Saint Peter]

No.

I am a vanilla fucker.

 

[pointless]

don't the seeds get stuck in your urethra?

 

[Saint Peter]

Shop Vac.

 

[oggbashan]

Just read my stories and decide for yourself.

Anonymous thinks I'm the most deviant writer he has ever encountered.

Anonymous must be using his parents' computer.

 

[Jennifer]

No.

I am a vanilla fucker.

 

[Saint Peter]

I cannot change the way I am wired!

 

[lovetoread]

No.

I am a vanilla fucker.

don't the seeds get stuck in your urethra?

Shop Vac.

*hawt*

 

[1HF]

Deviant? Nooooooo. My kinks are perfectly normal, thank you very much.

And I don't believe St Pete. He knows where all the hookers are...

 

[Saint Peter]

Deviant? Nooooooo. My links are perfectly normal, thank you very much.

And I don't believe St Pete.he knows where all the hookers are...

I shared my secret stash with you!