US election. A third Candidate?

[colddiesel]

The wonderful, gloriously stuffed up, magnificent circus, has produced two candidates neither of which seem to generate much respect.

Who would your choice of a third candidate be?

1 A young ethnic female leftie to take votes from Hillary?

2 An avuncular middle of the road standard issue old fart moderate Republican to screw up Donald?

3 Someone who could be guaranteed to cause havoc and mebbe a few laughs whilst ripping a few votes from the other candidates.

I know that third party candidates don't win, but distractions are desperately needed, so who is your nomination?

 

[Lancecastor]

Ivanka Trump's an Independent and much more Presidential than Hilary or Donald....

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1e/64/e6/1e64e633e2dbc8f31952647c59cce471.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We will actually have third, fourth, fifth and write-in options...




I have no ideal candidate, but I would choose Trump over Clinton if the KGB came and put a gun to my head and gave me the choice of the two options.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Whats coming, dear readers, is the Battle of the Sexes. All will choose sides because they must. Its the battle of what is NOT what if. And its Hillary vs Trump.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Ivanka Trump's an Independent and much more Presidential than Hilary or Donald....

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1e/64/e6/1e64e633e2dbc8f31952647c59cce471.jpg

And, oh, what I wouldn't give to be in her "cabinet," if you catch my drift.

 

[pensivepoet]

Ivanka Trump's an Independent and much more Presidential than Hilary or Donald....

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1e/64/e6/1e64e633e2dbc8f31952647c59cce471.jpg

Damn
Thems some nice cans.

 

[phrodeau]

Damn
Thems some nice cans.

Why can't we have women like that on our currency?

 

[Not Normal]

I actually wonder in Sanders is going to consider some sort of 3rd party run. I think he'd be the only viable option.

 

[Lancecastor]

And, oh, what I wouldn't give to be in her "cabinet," if you catch my drift.

She's got my Launch Codes.

http://hbz.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/51/5494a2b971e5c_-_ivanka_1007_01-de.jpg

 

[Paul_Chance]

I'd be all in for Ivanka. It might actually make press conferences worth watching.

http://cdn1.pussyspot.net/media/thumbs_200/1/488/279933.jpg

 

[pensivepoet]

I actually wonder in Sanders is going to consider some sort of 3rd party run. I think he'd be the only viable option.

I'd vote for uncle Bernie
No candidate actually delivers on the shit they promise, but at least the shit he's promising and will never deliver on is good stuff.
Squeeze the rich man's nuts til they bleed money, protect my SS, forget my kid's student loans, raise the min wage....
It'd be like buying powerball.
Am I really gonna win? No
But for 5 minutes a day I can dream big until the next big promiser comes along with a free case of rainbow stew.

 

[Lord Pmann]

And, oh, what I wouldn't give to be in her "cabinet," if you catch my drift.

You mean her vagina, don't you? I see what you did there.

 

[pensivepoet]

If there's one thing the Obama term has shown us, it's that the prez has only what power the house and senate will let him have.
They wouldn't have played nice with Cruz cuz they hate hiim.
Same with Clinton.
All Senators and Congressmen are in the pockets of lobbyists for the super wealthy so they'd just laugh at Bernie.
Trump may actually do well with the fatcats, cuz once he's elected, it's gonna become clear his true interests are the same as theirs.
Trump will pivot for the GE, then pivot again once in.
He's neither rep or dem, he's just Trump.
The joke will be on us.
~again