Write our own Limericks v 6.0

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My cock itched for someone like you
For the things only you know to do
 
My cock itched for someone like you
For the things only you know to do
It's never the same
 
My cock itched for someone like you
For the things only you know to do
It's never the same
Unless you inflame
 
My cock itched for someone like you
For the things only you know to do
It's never the same
Unless you inflame
Your penchant for sex and fondue
 
Be careful when near heated cheese!
And dancing and doing striptease
A hot Emmenthal
 
Be careful when near heated cheese!
And dancing and doing striptease
A hot Emmenthal
Can often enthrall
 
Be careful when near heated cheese!
And dancing and doing striptease
A hot Emmenthal
Can often enthrall
But blistered cocks never will please :eek:
 
Never fry bacon in the nude
Lest your parts become fried grilled or stewed
 
Never fry bacon in the nude
Lest your parts become fried grilled or stewed
If your pubes catch fire
 
Never fry bacon in the nude
Lest your parts become fried grilled or stewed
If your pubes catch fire
You must quench your desire
 
Never fry bacon in the nude
Lest your parts become fried grilled or stewed
If your pubes catch fire
You must quench your desire
By doing something really rude :D
 
She was always so keen to fellate
With one finger pressing his prostate
He'd scream and he'd shout
 
She was always so keen to fellate
With one finger pressing his prostate
He'd scream and he'd shout
While his cum spurted out
 
She was always so keen to fellate
With one finger pressing his prostate
He'd scream and he'd shout
While his cum spurted out
With the force of a river in spate
 
Alas she was drowned in the tide
For the cum left her nowhere to hide :eek:
 
Alas she was drowned in the tide
For the cum left her nowhere to hide :eek:
She had tried to swim
 
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