Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[thebeesknees]

My cock was just itching for someone like you

 

[Cymru6969]

My cock was just itching for someone like you

could you go with:
"My cock itched for someone like you"?
It would keep it a 8 syllables, the norm for lines 1,2 & 5

 

[Hornblende]

My cock itched for someone like you
For the things only you know to do

 

[Bitesback]

My cock itched for someone like you
For the things only you know to do
It's never the same

 

[Hornblende]

My cock itched for someone like you
For the things only you know to do
It's never the same
Unless you inflame

 

[Bitesback]

My cock itched for someone like you
For the things only you know to do
It's never the same
Unless you inflame
Your penchant for sex and fondue

 

[Hornblende]

My cock itched for someone like you
For the things only you know to do
It's never the same
Unless you inflame
Your penchant for sex and fondue

Be careful when near heated cheese!

 

[Bitesback]

Be careful when near heated cheese!
And dancing and doing striptease

 

[Hornblende]

Be careful when near heated cheese!
And dancing and doing striptease
A hot Emmenthal

 

[Bitesback]

Be careful when near heated cheese!
And dancing and doing striptease
A hot Emmenthal
Can often enthrall

 

[Hornblende]

Be careful when near heated cheese!
And dancing and doing striptease
A hot Emmenthal
Can often enthrall
But blistered cocks never will please

 

[thebeesknees]

He was a smoker a drinker and ugly as sin

 

[Cymru6969]

Never fry bacon in the nude

 

[Hornblende]

Never fry bacon in the nude
Lest your parts become fried grilled or stewed

 

[Cymru6969]

Never fry bacon in the nude
Lest your parts become fried grilled or stewed
If your pubes catch fire

 

[Hornblende]

Never fry bacon in the nude
Lest your parts become fried grilled or stewed
If your pubes catch fire
You must quench your desire

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Never fry bacon in the nude
Lest your parts become fried grilled or stewed
If your pubes catch fire
You must quench your desire
By doing something really rude

 

[Hornblende]

Never fry bacon in the nude
Lest your parts become fried grilled or stewed
If your pubes catch fire
You must quench your desire
By doing something really rude

She was always so keen to fellate

 

[weespanner]

She was always so keen to fellate
With one finger pressing his prostate

 

[Hornblende]

She was always so keen to fellate
With one finger pressing his prostate
He'd scream and he'd shout

 

[weespanner]

She was always so keen to fellate
With one finger pressing his prostate
He'd scream and he'd shout
While his cum spurted out

 

[Hornblende]

She was always so keen to fellate
With one finger pressing his prostate
He'd scream and he'd shout
While his cum spurted out
With the force of a river in spate

 

[weespanner]

Alas she was drowned in the tide

 

[Hornblende]

Alas she was drowned in the tide
For the cum left her nowhere to hide

 

[weespanner]

Alas she was drowned in the tide
For the cum left her nowhere to hide
She had tried to swim