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Did your mom say you were the coolest person as well? My mom told me that. I believed her.

I am sure we have something around, lowphat always keeps the liquor cabinet well stocked.

She did. She still does. I'm pretty sure she has numerous mental disorders at this point. I mean, I suppose I could be a 1%'er, but the absolute coolest? That seems like a stretch.

I'm not much of an alcohol drinker. I have to keep my wits about me, in case a Lit woman tries to take advantage of me.
 
== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==

See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1804162


Yeah, not buying it. I don't know where the fuck the "daddy" thing comes from. That is definitely not me. I don't like being submissive or degraded at all. Zero percent. I guess one percent is within the margin of error though. Non-monogamist should be zero too. And I don't know where the fuck the "Ageplayer" thing comes in either. I am attracted to slightly younger women but I don't want to do anything like that. I'm also certainly not a sadist. Anyway, I have a dozen problems with this.

So yeah, sorry. I don't think this is a very good test.
I had to look up what a Girl/Boy meant. It means I need a nurturing daddy. Being a daddy means you like to be the dominant to a submissive using subtle psychological mechanisms rather than brute power., nurturing their littles into obedience.

Overall, I personally thought I would turn out way vanilla in this test, as I had most of my answers toward or in the middle.
 
She did. She still does. I'm pretty sure she has numerous mental disorders at this point. I mean, I suppose I could be a 1%'er, but the absolute coolest? That seems like a stretch.

I'm not much of an alcohol drinker. I have to keep my wits about me, in case a Lit woman tries to take advantage of me.
Not when my mom told me I was the coolest. :eek:

I am the same way. I would hate for the lit ladies take advantage of me as well. :eek: that wouldn't be fun at all.

What is your drink of choice?

And yet you didn't say a word :) :nana:
Well... uhh... you see, it fel... hey! Where's my allowance?

*pouts*
 
Not when my mom told me I was the coolest. :eek:

I am the same way. I would hate for the lit ladies take advantage of me as well. :eek: that wouldn't be fun at all.

What is your drink of choice?

Your mom was probably right. Who knows? I'll need to investigate more closely.

And I'm glad we agree on that. Lit ladies, they are the worst!

What to drink? Let's see. I like fruity things (drinks, not men). Lately I've turned into a big fan of flavored water.
 
Of course.....you most of all ;)
You're a sweeite. :kiss: what have you been up to lately?
Your mom was probably right. Who knows? I'll need to investigate more closely.

And I'm glad we agree on that. Lit ladies, they are the worst!

What to drink? Let's see. I like fruity things (drinks, not men). Lately I've turned into a big fan of flavored water.

No, no... I didn't say they were the worst. I am a lit lady, so I cannot condone that opinion. :eek:

I don't think we have any flavored water... we will have to get some and write your name on it, in case you decide to come back.
 
Okay, my result from the silly test.

== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
79% Dominant
74% Vanilla
29% Voyeur
28% Master/Mistress
18% Brat Tamer
16% Experimentalist
15% Primal (Hunter)
13% Switch
13% Non-monogamist
12% Daddy/Mommy
10% Owner
7% Exhibitionist
6% Submissive
6% Rigger
4% Sadist
4% Ageplayer
3% Degrader
3% Brat
3% Primal (Prey)
3% Girl/Boy
1% Masochist
1% Slave
1% Degradee
0% Rope Bunny
0% Pet
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1804556
 
Okay, my result from the silly test.

== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
79% Dominant
74% Vanilla
29% Voyeur
28% Master/Mistress
18% Brat Tamer
16% Experimentalist
15% Primal (Hunter)
13% Switch
13% Non-monogamist
12% Daddy/Mommy
10% Owner
7% Exhibitionist
6% Submissive
6% Rigger
4% Sadist
4% Ageplayer
3% Degrader
3% Brat
3% Primal (Prey)
3% Girl/Boy
1% Masochist
1% Slave
1% Degradee
0% Rope Bunny
0% Pet
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1804556

You look like the perfect Daddy for the Duchess....;)
 
No, no... I didn't say they were the worst. I am a lit lady, so I cannot condone that opinion. :eek:

I don't think we have any flavored water... we will have to get some and write your name on it, in case you decide to come back.

After you being so hospitable I would be silly not to return...
 
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