The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[HarryHill]

Now I feel guilty.

don't, she was a cunt

 

[lovetoread]

No its a us TV series, three seasons. Lots of violence and shagging. It's aces. See if you have it on your telly wotsit.

ah its on cinemax, so I wont be watching it til it hits netflix

 

[IhateClowns]

"That's a really nice lemonade stand you have there, kid. Be a shame if something...happened to it."

He was just fined for not having a permit. "Someone" called the cops on him. Now I'm selling lemonade.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Falalala said, "#### thinks..."

The world LOL'D.

Madness weren't it!

don't, she was a cunt

Fuck her then!

ah its on cinemax, so I wont be watching it til it hits netflix

I reckon you'd fair enjoy it.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

yikes!

Yet, another cunt with eight legs.
As evil as an American Black Widow Spider.
The Aussie Red Back, the Black Widow's cousin.

 

[Saint Peter]

Never squish a spider! They eat bugs and flies. They make the world a better place.



*runs*

 

[Wings]

Aquaponics. This farm tour was amazing. Now I need another building to grow in.

 

[pink]

Fucking headache.

 

[Fata Morgana]

yikes!

Yet, another cunt with eight legs.
As evil as an American Black Widow Spider.
The Aussie Red Back, the Black Widow's cousin.

KILL THEM ALL.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Never squish a spider! They eat bugs and flies. They make the world a better place.



*runs*

Better tuck your bollocks in, I'm coming after you.

 

[Disgustipated]

Cunt Catcher!

https://www.facebook.com/thisisinsider/videos/1535729743401085/

http://s1.thcdn.com/productimg/0/600/600/60/30001360-1424283852-180276.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cunt Catcher!

https://www.facebook.com/thisisinsider/videos/1535729743401085/

http://s1.thcdn.com/productimg/0/600/600/60/30001360-1424283852-180276.jpg

I've thought about getting one of those kinda things but I'm too frightened to approach them. Then technically they'd be connected to my body.

 

[Fata Morgana]

No hang on, I'm talking shit without my glasses on. I thought it was one of those hoovery things.

 

[lovetoread]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5f/66/13/5f66139c73112141bdfca2ab7d1017c5.jpg

 

[WalksOnWater]

don't, she was a cunt

Reads like you knew her as well as you do buttwipes.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Reads like you knew her as well as you do buttwipes.

You'll never be a Blurt Gal you orange twat. Kill yourself.

 

[lovetoread]

 

[Saint Peter]

It is not a dildo.

It is for catching spiders.

 

[lovetoread]

You'll never be a Blurt Gal you orange twat. Kill yourself.

He's Trump?

 

[Fata Morgana]

It is not a dildo.

It is for catching spiders.

I would never plunge the clunge with that fucker.

 

[Saint Peter]

I would never plunge the clunge with that fucker.

Think of it more as a gizmo to assist short people with getting jars from a top shelf more than a device to transport spiders.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_npz4gj0hoe1ru67qro1_500_zpsylvlcb4o.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

the Anderson Cooper doc about his mother is really good and sad

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12932868_10153572128653581_4399281367211916858_n.jpg?oh=951aa3c22da1944552b982082f3cc1c1&oe=57B73345

 

[IhateClowns]

The Stanford Prison Experiment was a pretty good movie.