The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[IhateClowns]

Microsoft him. Offer twice was much lemonade for the same price on your property, and when he closes up shop, declare this was a "trial period", cut the amount served by 2/3 and double your price

#FuckYouOneDrive

I'm only open till 1pm. I need something more immediate.

 

[Sean]

I'm only open till 1pm. I need something more immediate.

"That's a really nice lemonade stand you have there, kid. Be a shame if something...happened to it."

 

[Lancecastor]

He's eating crayons right now. I'll ask when he's finished.

Sounds like him.

 

[lovetoread]

God someone recommended me that one at work. Ignored her thankfully.

I dvr'd it cause we are getting a free hbo/cinemax preview cause that awful game of thrones is coming back on.

 

[Saint Peter]

yossi post!!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I dvr'd it cause we are getting a free hbo/cinemax preview cause that awful game of thrones is coming back on.

By awful of course you mean bloody fantastic?

 

[Disgustipated]

He's eating crayons right now. I'll ask when he's finished.

Won't that ruin his dinner of paint?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Berthrope thinks he's Drown.
Eyer thinks he's Billy Graham.
Hash thinks...oh wait. Nevermind.

 

[Lancecastor]

Berthrope thinks he's Drown.
Eyer thinks he's Billy Graham.
Hash thinks...oh wait. Nevermind.

Tammy Faye?

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070730/tammy_faye.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Same hair.

 

[lovetoread]

By awful of course you mean bloody fantastic?

I have not been a fan since they lopped off Sean Bean's head.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Tammy Faye?

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/070730/tammy_faye.jpg

Who the fuck is that? Looks like the preacher from Poltergeist 2.

 

[Saint Peter]

Less Sharpie.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have not been a fan since they lopped off Sean Bean's head.

I thought the last season was weak to be fair.

Have you ever watched Banshee?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

no one told me unfriended was a comedy

God someone recommended me that one at work. Ignored her thankfully.

I appreciated the attempt at something different if not exactly the execution.

Watching it on a computer is wonky. All the prompts and pop ups and message windows that keep going on in the movie that's basically a full-screen monitor from start to finish kept making me go for my mouse.

 

[lovetoread]

Who the fuck is that? Looks like the preacher from Poltergeist 2.

That was Tammy Faye Bakker when she was dying of cancer. She died after that interview.

 

[Saint Peter]

More peepee.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I appreciated the attempt at something different if not exactly the execution.

Watching it on a computer is wonky. All the prompts and pop ups and message windows that keep going on in the movie that's basically a full-screen monitor from start to finish kept making me go for my mouse.

Oh hang on. That sounds like Hacked. That was the same style, with a murder online? That was quite disturbing.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That was Tammy Faye Bakker when she was dying of cancer. She died after that interview.

Now I feel guilty.

 

[lovetoread]

I thought the last season was weak to be fair.

Have you ever watched Banshee?

I watched a movie called Banshee, is that the one?

 

[Lancecastor]

We used to watch the PTL Club every night at the Law Frat with beers and a bag of mexican schwag...and count how many times Tammy Faye and frogface would say "money".

Good times.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I watched a movie called Banshee, is that the one?

No its a us TV series, three seasons. Lots of violence and shagging. It's aces. See if you have it on your telly wotsit.

 

[Saint Peter]

Now I feel guilty.

You did not kill her. Tammy made her money by feeding on weakness. Nobody should die of cancer. Nobody should beg from the needy in order to have a nicer Bentley.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You did not kill her. Tammy made her money by feeding on weakness. Nobody should die of cancer. Nobody should beg from the needy in order to have a nicer Bentley.

Never heard of her. But I might dig poltergeist out for laters nonetheless.

 

[Disgustipated]

Falalala said, "#### thinks..."

The world LOL'D.