The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[BoyNextDoor]

She's 70? No way!!!!

Ho yeah

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/L3U08lCy2uA/hqdefault.jpg

 

[TwinkleStars]

Actually, she's 69.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Actually, she's 69.

I rounded up. Sounded better than "Single handedly making 69 the new 51"

 

[TwinkleStars]

I rounded up. Sounded better than "Single handedly making 69 the new 51"

From what I've experienced and heard, 69 isn't a bad number.

 

[Noor]

What about my old skool small purple mason jars?

Pics! Show us your jars!

 

[Bacigalupo]

i don't know how many see your posts but everyone should read them

That's what I keep saying to myself.

 

[pointless]

the revenant was alright, but i liked birdman better.

and not just because emma stone is fucking adorable when she's not playing a fake asian.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Snopes

Gallery Of The Gruesome

Oh, dear...

 

[Noor]

I am not sure i like much new classical music or Bartok...

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I am not ready, for the week to begin...

Good Night, sweet dreams...

 

[Noor]

I am not ready, for the week to begin...

Good Night, sweet dreams...

Sleep well

 

[thør]

I am not ready, for the week to begin...

Good Night, sweet dreams...

Next week will be a hell week for me.....

But, a nice weekend prior to, helps!

 

[Emerson40]

Heh-heh.

Found in some local art gallery.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/5f26f65b74039cd3cde0c048c8f08c87/tumblr_o5rqndb6Nm1rhpn4yo1_1280.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

the revenant was alright, but i liked birdman better.

and not just because emma stone is fucking adorable when she's not playing a fake asian.

Ehhh I don't hold that against her. She's still fucking adorable.

Haven't seen The Revenant yet, but it'll have to work hard to outdo Birdman for me.

 

[Saint Peter]

Pics! Show us your jars!

http://c.shld.net/rpx/i/s/i/spin/image/spin_prod_1261034612?hei=333&wid=333&op_sharpen=1

 

[lovetoread]

I'd drink from that

 

[Saint Peter]

It is the only vessel to sip cool beverages from.

 

[pollynova]

https://gfycat.com/JollyScaredGar

 

[Mr Noone]

It is the only vessel to sip cool beverages from.

The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

 

[Lancecastor]

She's 70? No way!!!!

Secret Formula: She lives on Pound Ridge.

 

[RobDownSouth]

14 inches of standing water in the roads outside Stately Downsouth Manor this morning.

I have never seen it this bad in Houston.

No driving for yours truly.

 

[pensivepoet]

16+ inch of rain overnight in Houston.
What a monkey fuck.
I've gone 2 mls in 2 hrs. The whole city is stopped.
Freeways flooded.
Happy Monday to me.
Fuck

 

[pensivepoet]

14 inches of standing water in the roads outside Stately Downsouth Manor this morning.

I have never seen it this bad in Houston.

No driving for yours truly.

Wish more had thought that way.
I'm up on the Sam near 45.
I doubt I'll make 2 more miles by noon.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

You are messing with the wrong person at the wrong fucking time. Your beef appears to be with every other parent on the team, but you cannot see that you are the common denominator. Back off, you fucking condescending bitch. The only person you are adversely affecting is your own child. Can't you see that!?!

(This blurt brought to you by sports team momma drama, not lit).

 

[RobDownSouth]

16+ inch of rain overnight in Houston.
What a monkey fuck.
I've gone 2 mls in 2 hrs. The whole city is stopped.
Freeways flooded.
Happy Monday to me.
Fuck

Feeder roads next to 610 have over two feet of standing water.

Stay high and dry, my friend. This is ugly.