The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Lyricalli]

AJ spoon feeds the puppet and then encourages him to go forth and prosper. Two incredibly credible Lit sources told me that hssh345 and AJ are cyber fucking behind the back of AJ's wife.

Can you believe that???

I wonder if one of your sources was the same as my source.

 

[Smootg103]

AJ spoon feeds the puppet and then encourages him to go forth and prosper. Two incredibly credible Lit sources told me that hssh345 and AJ are cyber fucking behind the back of AJ's wife.

Can you believe that???

I hear that to in those secret pm's we all share brah.

 

[Emerson40]

The only cunt who gave him the time of day was Thrope and that's cos everyone hated him too.

But he had Andy internet diagnosed by his village shaman!

Surely, you cvn't ignore this compelling evidence!

 

[Saint Peter]

I wonder if one of your sources was the same as my source.

This disgusting allegation is verified by yet another incredibly credible Lit source?

 

[lovetoread]

Well I am convinced by all of this credible evidence.

 

[Saint Peter]

As a woman, I find all of this to be incredibly upsetting.

I am going to go pluck my manpussy in an attempt to cheer myself up.

 

[silver gurl]

Don't pluck, wax!

 

[Emerson40]

http://i.imgur.com/YYQmiUw.gif

 

[Lyricalli]

This disgusting allegation is verified by yet another incredibly credible Lit source?

It was a very credible source, yes, though it could be an overlap of your sources. So, there are two, perhaps three sources.


pssst... Did yours hint at a possible transcript?

 

[Lyricalli]

...

If I still have my original fins, does that mean I'm not a Blurt Gal?

 

[Fata Morgana]

But he had Andy internet diagnosed by his village shaman!

Surely, you cvn't ignore this compelling evidence!

I'm still not convinced Hash isn't Thrope's fake cancer. He talked about it so much it developed it's own persona and started pisting.

 

[Saint Peter]

It was a very credible source, yes, though it could be an overlap of your sources. So, there are two, perhaps three sources.


pssst... Did yours hint at a possible transcript?

such hints were hinted
there could be other cyber fuckers involved
i will get back to you in less than 24 hours

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm still not convinced Hash isn't Thrope's fake cancer. He talked about it so much it developed it's own persona and started pisting.

My sources did not elaborate on these things. My sources did, however, buy some very cool old skool purple small mason jars at the grocery store this afternoon.

 

[Lorilei]

Bless he/she's heart.

 

[Emerson40]

If I still have my original fins, does that mean I'm not a Blurt Gal?

Progressive http://www.vaccine-tlc.org/ingredient-tables/small-check-mark.jpg

Pists with /enables StPeter and E50) http://www.vaccine-tlc.org/ingredient-tables/small-check-mark.jpg

Doesn’t think Eyer or BusyBody are sooooo funny http://www.vaccine-tlc.org/ingredient-tables/small-check-mark.jpg



Yep. I have to inform you, that you are a Blurt Gal.

 

[Saint Peter]

What about my old skool small purple mason jars?

 

[Lyricalli]

such hints were hinted
there could be other cyber fuckers involved
i will get back to you in less than 24 hours

Others, you say? I'll be waiting eagerly.
If you don't get back to me in less than 24 hours, I'll assume this was another of your classic pranks.
Such a jester, you are.

 

[Lyricalli]

Progressive http://www.vaccine-tlc.org/ingredient-tables/small-check-mark.jpg
Pists with /enables StPeter and E50) http://www.vaccine-tlc.org/ingredient-tables/small-check-mark.jpg

Doesn’t think Eyer or BusyBody are sooooo funny http://www.vaccine-tlc.org/ingredient-tables/small-check-mark.jpg


Yep. I have to inform you, that you are a Blurt Gal.

I've never pisted with E50!

I may have done a few other things, but never pisting.

 

[Saint Peter]

I've never pisted with E50!

I may have done a few other things, but never pisting.

That is not what my inedibly inedible sources say!

 

[Emerson40]

such hints were hinted
there could be other cyber fuckers involved
i will get back to you in less than 24 hours

I've never pisted with E50!

I may have done a few other things, but never pisting.

Hah! Gotcha! You're pisting right now. Fell right into my trap!

 

[Aphro]

I've never pisted with E50!

I may have done a few other things, but never pisting.

Oh. I've pisted with him. It was very satisfying.

*takes a drag on cigarette*

 

[Lyricalli]

That is not what my inedibly inedible sources say!

Are these the same sources you have for the other thing? If so, my source is different, and very edible.

Hah! Gotcha! You're pisting right now. Fell right into my trap!

Dammit! Why must I be so gullible?!

Oh. I've pisted with him. It was very satisfying.

*takes a drag on cigarette*

Hmm... it wasn't bad. Perhaps I should try it again...

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I'm still not convinced Hash isn't Thrope's fake cancer. He talked about it so much it developed it's own persona and started pisting.

Fata, stop that! At least, do not do that while I am sipping soup!

(Very un- ladylike noises from my throat. Could not manage a chortle. So guttural.)

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Susan Sarandon: Single handedly making 70 the new 50.

 

[Aphro]

Susan Sarandon: Single handedly making 70 the new 50.

She's 70? No way!!!!