Litiquette IV

[Scout44]

Normally I wouldn't acknowledge such an alt. But I really feel like I need to do damage control before my lovely name gets smeared.

Too late.

 

[ChainerUp]

I agree. I would hardly use football as an analogy. Ugh. Classless. I bet this motherfucker gets his caviar from Iceland. Just gross.



A shiny AIDS dick for you...



Damn she looks hot in that gif. She's so trashy, but I think she's hot as hell.



Totally. I wouldn't be so fucking lame. My posts would have way more pizzazz and awesomeness.

Normally I wouldn't acknowledge such an alt. But I really feel like I need to do damage control before my lovely name gets smeared.

We know that the best caviar is Beluga from the Caspian.

I guess acknowledging me just shows that you like me. You really like me.

Too late.

Do you notice that we're always on at the same time? Or is that just us?

 

[ChainerUp]

Procrastination in Masturbation. Edging. I've never quite understood it. I want to come and come fast, just like in my real life. I don't get the pushing it off until later just to heighten the experience. Why have it loom over you when the other option is to push through it, get it over with and move on? Coming faster allows me more time here.

What are your thoughts on Procrastination in Masturbation?

 

[Endless_Night]

Totally. I wouldn't be so fucking lame. My posts would have way more pizzazz and awesomeness.

Normally I wouldn't acknowledge such an alt. But I really feel like I need to do damage control before my lovely name gets smeared.

S'okay, P. *pats head*

We all know what you're capable of serving of havoc with style. Lobster pants style.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Seriously? You're asking a question about procrastination the day before US taxes need to be filed? It's a skewed research study!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Then for the more serious amongst us

Procrastination. I've never quite understood it. I get that doing something you'd rather not isn't exactly pleasant but doesn't pushing it off until later just prolong the misery? Why have it loom over you when the other option is to push through it, get it over with and move on. Then again, I like to rip the band-aid right off.

This is actually a very good question. I'll answer it later.

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

Seriously? You're asking a question about procrastination the day before US taxes need to be filed? It's a skewed research study!

To be fair, masturbation and tax filing have literally nothing in common.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

To be fair, masturbation and tax filing have literally nothing in common.

lol.. stop reading the alt

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

lol.. stop reading the alt

Hey, I was answering YOUR post, silly.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Hey, I was answering YOUR post, silly.

then where did the masturbation thing come from?
(come help me finish my taxes)

 

[Little_Sister]

To be fair, masturbation and tax filing have literally nothing in common.

Wait?! They don't?! Someone totally lied to me.

 

[numeniusa]

To be fair, masturbation and tax filing have literally nothing in common.

After each is completed, you feel much more relaxed...?

 

[Suz_anne]

To be fair, masturbation and tax filing have literally nothing in common.

It may lack commonality, but masturbation makes pretty much everything better.

Except carpal tunnel syndrome.

 

[may_I_please]

And a fresh manicure.

Gel/shellac *nods*

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Wait?! They don't?! Someone totally lied to me.

Actually, they do!! In both cases you've convinced yourself you're getting something.

 

[Little_Sister]

Gel/shellac *nods*

I had one once. Never again. When it went under the light, it stung/burned.

 

[rubydlite]

Then for the more serious amongst us

Procrastination. I've never quite understood it. I get that doing something you'd rather not isn't exactly pleasant but doesn't pushing it off until later just prolong the misery? Why have it loom over you when the other option is to push through it, get it over with and move on. Then again, I like to rip the band-aid right off.

I am a procrastinator extroidinaire. At work not so much, but home. Mostly it's because I go go go and when I have a minute...that 'thing' that's not so desirable takes a back seat to relaxing for five seconds. Saying all this, my house is clean, my kids wear clean clothes and everything gets done on time.
From a creative aspect, sometimes pressure makes me think differently. Painting, writing and sewing....last minute projects always have turned out better.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Q#1 - Yes, I'd agree with the double response. Yes it's a forum, but common courtesy is always a worthwhile idiosyncrasy to keep around.

Q#2 - Not really a big procrastinator here. The idea of Do all Things.... Tomorrow gives me a headache. I fall into the crazy category of make lists and cross shit off. Seems to work just dandy for me.

 

[sweetsophie512]

Old school question answer: Multi-quote and move on. In the whole scheme of things, some people get overlooked, some don't. *shrug* It really isn't a big deal.

Procrastination question: I'm a big procrastinator. LOL! I'll get to it when I get to it. I find that I get to *most* things (based on my priority list) and the rest, I'll worry about it when I absolutely have to.

There isn't enough time in the day to get to everything.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It may lack commonality, but masturbation makes pretty much everything better.

Except carpal tunnel syndrome.

And a fresh manicure.

And Quinceañeras. Ay caramba.

 

[Suz_anne]

And Quinceañeras. Ay caramba.

That arrest hasn't been expunged from your record yet, has it?

 

[Lord Pmann]

That arrest hasn't been expunged from your record yet, has it?

This one stays on. But the cool thing is, I get my name on a list with some other really cool guys.

 

[UrbanBohemian]

Is there caffeine in the drip?

*holds out wrist

Nice to know I'm not the only one who's way over-reliant on caffeine! My brother runs a coffee joint in Seattle too, which makes it very hard to resist when he sends me stuff. We just got together a couple of weekends ago back home in Vegas for my father's birthday and he brought some great stuff. I drank waaaay too much java that weekend. Holy crap. I crashed for like two days after that.

 

[UrbanBohemian]

Old school question answer: Multi-quote and move on. In the whole scheme of things, some people get overlooked, some don't. *shrug* It really isn't a big deal.

Procrastination question: I'm a big procrastinator. LOL! I'll get to it when I get to it. I find that I get to *most* things (based on my priority list) and the rest, I'll worry about it when I absolutely have to.

There isn't enough time in the day to get to everything.

Oh Jesus, speaking of procrastination...

You know what? I'll finish this post later.

 

[ChainedUp]

Nature vs Nurture. The age old debate. Now think about it with respect to all of us here, and our tendency toward "naughty/dirty/kinky/filthy" sexual fun. I think we can all assume that not all of society has these same preferences. Even in our own families our brothers and sisters don't always share the same enjoyments. So how did we become the "naughty/dirty/kinky/filthy" people that enjoy all that we do. Is it something we all possess that is typical suppressed? Does our environment foster the lifestyle? Or has it compounded in us, one naughty act after another?