Question for Debbie

[Queersetti]

Do you people eat those little kiwi birds?

Because they look kind of tasty.

 

[JohnnySavage]

They taste like strawberries.

 

[Debbie]

OMG.

They're rare birds and that doesn't mean you serve them rare like a bleu steak.

Plus they don't have meaty drumsticks and they eat worms. I'm thinking they might taste like dirt.

 

[Queersetti]

OMG.

They're rare birds and that doesn't mean you serve them rare like a bleu steak.

Plus they don't have meaty drumsticks and they eat worms. I'm thinking they might taste like dirt.

Still, some olive oil and garlic, a little thyme...

How did they get so rare, do they get stepped on? Are there even any predators in NZ?

 

[Batch]

I was thinking a butter and white wine sauce...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I'm interested in eating a rarer kiwi bird, me.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

This one is more succulent and pairs fantastically with a fine Bordeaux.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I spent 10 minutes and found no kiwi recipes. They must taste awful...



If they were on the menu, they would not be endangered.

(Hat tip: Ted Nugent)

 

[contrifan32]

If they were on Uncle Ted's menu they would be in danger

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If they were on Uncle Ted's menu they would be in danger

No, they would be being bred on a farm somewhere in Texas...



... out around Alvin, I'm thinking.

 

[pointless]

I spent 10 minutes and found no kiwi recipes. They must taste awful...



If they were on the menu, they would not be endangered.

(Hat tip: Ted Nugent)

yeah, tell it to the dodo, dude.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

yeah, tell it to the dodo, dude.

The dodo predates both Ted and the conservation school of thought.

 

[Noor]

yeah, tell it to the dodo, dude.

Where is LiT's resident dodo these days?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

OMG.

They're rare birds and that doesn't mean you serve them rare like a bleu steak.

Plus they don't have meaty drumsticks and they eat worms. I'm thinking they might taste like dirt.

Denny----------- All birds eat worms. Chickens even eat chicken shit and we think they are finger lickin good.

 

[pensivepoet]

I read on a hippie forum that if you lick a kiwi's ass, it's just like doing acid.

 

[phrodeau]

I read on a hippie forum that if you lick a kiwi's ass, it's just like doing acid.

That's for anybody from NZ, not the bird.

 

[Queersetti]

Denny----------- All birds eat worms. Chickens even eat chicken shit and we think they are finger lickin good.

Chickens eat chicken shit that tastes like chicken because chickens eat chicken shit.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Chickens eat chicken shit that tastes like chicken because chickens eat chicken shit.

I heard that in China they put wire chicken pens over fish ponds where they raise the fish they ship to us to eat.
So we eat fish that eat chicken shit that chickens shit and we eat the chicken shitting chickens.

So whether we like it or not we are chicken shit eating chicken shits.

And just think we used to have grain fed American chickens to eat that were farm fresh within miles of home.
Somehow it's cheaper to ship chickens and fish across the ocean on container ships from China cheaper.
Just seems like a bunch of chicken shit going on.

We need Debbie to get to the bottom of this shit.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Denny----------- All birds eat worms. Chickens even eat chicken shit and we think they are finger lickin good.

Chickens especially love Kentucky Fried Chicken.

 

[MallardGoodbody]

the amount of alliteration in this thread is amazing and thoroughly awesome.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Debbie doesn't derive delight at the prospect that I might
Daringly Dick dabble her dainties
She didn't deduce the demon was loose
so I deftly divided her deuce caboose
the dastardly deed of distributing seed
The dandiest dame she did concede
to devilish desire she did aquire by the darkening darling moonlight


This has been another ignorant poetry moment.

Signed...
The Last of the International Funboys

 

[Hard_Rom]

You barbeque kiwi on a cedar plank. Once all the juices have oozed deliciously out of the meat. You throw away the kiwi and eat the cedar board.

 

[MallardGoodbody]

OK Mr. International Funboy, rap challenge accepted...

(dons PONY track suit)

DJ! DROP THAT BEAT!!!!!!

(clears throat)

I'm here to flow, but I don’t know Debbie.
So what I say today prob’ly won’t be heavy.
What does Debbie do? What if Debbie don’t?
What is Debbie’s will? And what about if Debbie won’t get loud?
All I really know is what she has to show,
I’ve come to understand she’s from the land of the long white cloud.
It also says that she’s a bit persnickety
This is all so new to me. But perhaps in some due time,
I’ll prove that I can groove like International
And the love will ration well, like it does within this rhyme.
I hope that I have caught your cyber eyes and ear
And hopefully I’ve make you cheer and decide, “hey, let’s be pals!”
Goodbody may be new to lit-eroti
But please understand, I'm your man and you can call me Mals.


(carefully places mic back in mic stand because there is understanding that dropping mics breaks them and that gets expensive yo.)

 

[MallardGoodbody]

ps - ummm...kiwi.