Question for Debbie

[Saint Peter]

OK Mr. International Funboy, rap challenge accepted...

(dons PONY track suit)

DJ! DROP THAT BEAT!!!!!!

(clears throat)

I'm here to flow, but I don’t know Debbie.
So what I say t...

*click*

 

[InternationalFunboy]

OK Mr. International Funboy, rap challenge accepted...

<snip>

Oh....darling...
If you could see the smile slowly spreading across my face. But mind your footsteps youngblood...

I'm quick to rip the persnickety flip and 'ship your bitch on the DL, chap.
When I get the mic it's a nuclear strike chin music and a lyrical bitchslap
I'm the real deal undeniable sex appeal I put it on blast and I floss it
The way the flow goes the poetical prose turns literotica ladies into faucets
Top of the mountain king of the hill the junkyard dog with indomitable will
I tear the mic to bits with my ferocious spit elegant wit and thrills in ya grill
Caution newcomer if you wanna tumble with this lyrical wonder in a hip-hop quarrel
Grape street stepped up and got knocked the fuck out and now you'll have to go through laurel.

...

 

[Lorilei]

Subscribing.

 

[MallardGoodbody]

I know I'm new, so your crew has you back in this exchange.
But I'm bout to open eyes more than that guy Stephen Strange.
Goodbody’s never shoddy with a mic or with a pen,
Go grab a notepad and please be glad as the lesson now begins.
When I kick spit, I waste no time to split spines.
I inflict conflict grinding grime lines to sunshine.
I brine rhymes sublime. Think like thyme mixed with 9 limes.
Leave you blinded mind by alliteration land mines.
We can go blow for blow, cause we both sho’ can flow,
And we can rage for page after page letting this battle grow.
We can even put up surveys and then find out who’s the choicest,
Who’s the fella who can acapella make the ladies moistest.
We can break bread or quake heads for the hotties literoti
So choose cruise or blues Funboy, signed Goodbody.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[butters]

IFB and MG are laying it down!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

YeeHAWW! We got a live one!


No one gets iller I'm a pillar of all you see here.
And no one rocks this house harder than Funboy internationally. sight seer.
so unpack your picnic basket and have your little romp around
watch your back for the attack slacker 'cuase I'll mic stomp a clown
With one hand tied I still ply the game, cracker jack, right here in sexy town
Wonderfully adorned by sly femmes and Dior, I destroy wack tracks, slim with the tilted Crown
but DANG the way I slang this literary thang flies back around like a hip-hop boomerang
I've got these claws and these fangs I don't wanna hurt the bunny but I gotta buck the mic like a mustang, Money.

Here, please enjoy a refreshing glass of Tang. Today's rap lesson was free, sonny.

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[pink]

Debbie doesn't post enough. There I said it.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Debbie doesn't post enough. There I said it.

I was hoping the lyricalympics would bring her to the yard. My flirting obviously had no effect! I fear she may actually be upset about the birds so to that I waggle a giant foam finger at Q. But yes, it's true, she posts too little and what's more she truly cuts loose almost never anymore. A shame. We are becoming like the Endless of Literotica. If I'm Delirium, she's Destiny.

 

[Saint Peter]

Debbie would tear your dick off, yo.

 

[pointless]

only if he was wearing a wool sweater. it's instinct. they can't help themselves.

 

[MallardGoodbody]

Let’s begin, I won’t pretend that I'm not a hop dictionary
I maintain more game than a trainload of pictionary
Your claims? They’re fictionary. Braggadocious feathers.
All glitches and forked pitches. wait,… are you that movie Heathers?
You are the elder statesman, so I tried to show respect
But nevertheless, your clever digresses now I'm gonna press eject.
Silly human, my voice is cumin on the brisket of this battle
You’re shaking rattles, like an infant as you prattle worthless chattel.
You choose a useless clueless path of wrath when you try to amp to Champ
You little whelp, come peep this title belt, and see what there is stamped
It’s MallardGoodbody, hood naughty, never loose a fight
So keep that Tang and add some some RedBull cause I’ll pummel you all night.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Debbie would tear your dick off, yo.

I think she is slightly more elegant than all that. Perhaps she would take the Trans-Am keys away from Spurt Reynolds. Reduce the potential of the Population Paste Pump? Demote Generalissimo Weenis? Any of this working for ya.... we can go deeper geek.... Praise the going of Shai-Halud?

Steal the turtleneck from the Old Chap? Shake the leaves from the Arbor Vitae....

 

[Saint Peter]

I think she is slightly more elegant than all that. Perhaps she would take the Trans-Am keys away from Spurt Reynolds. Reduce the potential of the Population Paste Pump? Demote Generalissimo Weenis? Any of this working for ya.... we can go deeper geek.... Praise the going of Shai-Halud?

Steal the turtleneck from the Old Chap? Shake the leaves from the Arbor Vitae....

She wore the last one out. He had to get a quadruple bypass just to keep up with her.

Tear. Your. Dick. Off. yo

You have been warned.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Let’s begin, I won’t pretend that I'm not a hop dictionary...<snip>

You front hard and cut lean playah like the 300 at Thermopylae
But you're slippin' like Darth Vader and I sense the conflict within ye
You're not a champion, never been, try again little friend and trade a little skin with the real Kingpin
I'll eat you whole with a grin herein the linch pin of my wry fly-by, it be Animal Chin
I'm a force of nature, elemental you're a rental who's intercontinentally mental
But central to my temperamental I can be parental in your monumental rise to the transcendental
developmentally instrumental and non-judgmental to these accidental young G's
Respectful adversaries running game we can remain some proper hip hop revolutionaries.
But I'm a still bust yo ass when we waller in the lyrical pigpen ...
The force is calling to you, playah. Just let it in.

...

 

[Saint Peter]

You spelled hole wrong.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

You spelled hole wrong.

I don't even eat much n00b hole...

 

[Saint Peter]

I don't even eat much n00b hole...

Nice rhymes. Go easy on the punk.

 

[MallardGoodbody]

Boom! Blast!
You conjured Animal Chin!
I say we call this “win win” and splendidly become friends.
Seems we both can rock harder than gravel in crack pipes.
We need to match jerseys and suspend all this spite strife,
Gripes, groans and claims of whose closer to god.
Funboy and Goodbody, respect? Shall we nod?

 

[pointless]

who's, damnit. whose is possessive!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

A slow jam is in order to restore the peace not this discord
before we burn this house down around us like the border of Mordor
Not one to easily squash beef I abhor such poor meat treatment and waste
I'd rather have this beef up on the pit, Texas-style post-haste.
So here's a story of ordinary people everydody take a listen
Lay back crack a 40 and bear witness to my missive
of a magical DJ who spun records on knuckles and knees
And all the people of the world would dance and twirl
And this is how The Game came to be.
The beats dropped heavily an from the ground sprang a 1000 MCs
So you see, MG... we're the same you and me.
Now where evil needs punishing and lyrics astonishing
we grab up the mics to do the admonishing
and all that from the strife that was rife in this stalemate
Now IFB and MG got to regulaaaaaaaaaate...

 

[MallardGoodbody]

as I heard in a grammatically incorrect song once...

"Game recognize game, real recognize real."

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Chickens especially love Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Speaking of shit chicken.


That stuff works like the best laxative in the world on me. Better than Chinese food.

 

[MallardGoodbody]

we should take this show on the road.
travel from thread to thread issuing battle challenges and taking turns decimating anybody that steps up when we ask, "Now who else want's to f' with Hollywood Cole?"

The Macktastick FUN-BODY!​

Shutting it down like a blockbuster video