Does anyone here get laid on a regular basis?

GimpyIntellect

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I'm guessing the married people are sexually frustrated, and likely having sex on their birthdays and anniversaries.

The single folks are likely social misfits and have disfigured genitalia.

I'm not judging, only curious.

By the way, I am the latter.
 
Is this a new fetish you've recently acquired? ;)

I just enjoy hearing people bragging about their sex lives.

It has a way of making me feel small.

I'm such a little cuck.

Somewhere out there in internet land, there's someone getting off to you being sick to our getting off.

Ahhh, kinks. :D

I wish those weirdos would introduce themselves. I'm tired of doing this alone.
 
What's "regular"?

My answer is probably no. And that's absurd. Look at my tits.

"Regular" means you're going daily. Wait no, that's something else entirely.

I just saw your face and tits. If you're not having sex regularly, it's by choice. I'd imagine you could just pinch a nipple and someone would be at your doorstep.
 
"Regular" means you're going daily. Wait no, that's something else entirely.

I just saw your face and tits. If you're not having sex regularly, it's by choice. I'd imagine you could just pinch a nipple and someone would be at your doorstep.

Technically.
 
Funny, was just thinking about this...just got out of a long relationship...of course it was shitty at the end, which is why it's over. At the end, I could go weeks without sex and not want it at all (probably because I was mad). Now that I'm single again, I miss it...a lot.

So, to answer your question... No.
 
Funny, was just thinking about this...just got out of a long relationship...of course it was shitty at the end, which is why it's over. At the end, I could go weeks without sex and not want it at all (probably because I was mad). Now that I'm single again, I miss it...a lot.

So, to answer your question... No.

Welcome back to Lit.

We've missed you.
 
"Regular" means you're going daily. Wait no, that's something else entirely.

I just saw your face and tits. If you're not having sex regularly, it's by choice. I'd imagine you could just pinch a nipple and someone would be at your doorstep.

Also...I take issue with "just saw" my tits. If you've forgotten what we've shared...I'll feel momentarily irritated.
 
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