The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Saint Peter]

You're going to jump of the 4th floor balcony?

One must keep one's options open.

 

[neci]

it's quite clear. they are going to die.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[thør]

One must keep one's options open.

Then, the chair is handy to toss through the window to get that pesky glass out of the way.

 

[Equinoxe]

That's an odd thing to think about. But I expect it is because there's something seemingly ridiculous about it.

 

[Saint Peter]

That's an odd thing to think about. But I expect it is because there's something seemingly ridiculous about it.

Right?

Why would anybody need two martini shakers. Does the bartender really wash it out between drinks? Hell no. Time is money. Last call.

Drink up.

 

[Saint Peter]

God is smart. He is all knowing.

If I write "cvnt" instead of cunt, he knows. I am fooling nobody. I write what is in my heart no matter what Vanna did with the vowel. I am crossing myself after the touchdown. I am wearing my religion on my sleeve.

He knows. He knows I am a wannabe godly person. He knows that I do not have it in me to be true to my system of belief, that I am a poser, a phony, a flake.

 

[Jennifer]

I am grinding my teeth here.

 

[thør]

I am grinding my teeth here.

Do you need a piece of moosehide to bite on?

 

[Jennifer]

Do you need a piece of moosehide to bite on?

please! I'll message you my address.

 

[digitalia]

God is smart. He is all knowing.

If I write "cvnt" instead of cunt, he knows. I am fooling nobody. I write what is in my heart no matter what Vanna did with the vowel. I am crossing myself after the touchdown. I am wearing my religion on my sleeve.

He knows. He knows I am a wannabe godly person. He knows that I do not have it in me to be true to my system of belief, that I am a poser, a phony, a flake.[/QUOTE]

It is entertaining reading you so openly dealing with your God issues.

Maybe one day you'll grow up enough to simply speak your projections toward yourself?

 

[thør]

please! I'll message you my address.

Deal.

 

[Saint Peter]

If I write "cvnt" instead of cunt, he knows. I am fooling nobody. I write what is in my heart no matter what Vanna did with the vowel. I am crossing myself after the touchdown. I am wearing my religion on my sleeve.

He knows. He knows I am a wannabe godly person. He knows that I do not have it in me to be true to my system of belief, that I am a poser, a phony, a flake.

It is entertaining reading you so openly dealing with your God issues.

Maybe one day you'll grow up enough to simply speak your projections toward yourself?

It is more entertaining watching you avoid discussion of what you so openly post on this porn board.

It is not entertaining watching you fuck up the quote function. Stop that sh!t.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I love Banshee. I'm surprised more folks don't bang on about this show.

 

[digitalia]

It is more entertaining watching you avoid discussion of what you so openly post on this porn board.

I'm happy to amuse you.

But whatever do I have to do with your issues with God?

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm happy to amuse you.

But whatever do I have to do with your issues with God?


Just stop acting like him.

Easy peasy.

 

[Equinoxe]

Freshly baked bread; a good cheese (it almost doesn't even matter what variety); a cup of tea, maybe Darjeeling; and fresh fruit drizzled with honey—you may have three Michelin stars, you'll never create anything better.

 

[phantom4533]

I beg to differ. Red wine always tops tea.

 

[Equinoxe]

I beg to differ. Red wine always tops tea.

Well, while I definitely cannot agree, I can respect that.

 

[Jennifer]

I love Banshee. I'm surprised more folks don't bang on about this show.

I loved the trailer than promptly forgot about it. Thanks for the reminder.


Now show me your tits! Please.

 

[thør]

Now show me your tits! Please.

I was too polite to ask.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Don't forget the lamps. Lighting sets the mood.


http://40.media.tumblr.com/5455fbbd372eeab1002219d6360bd504/tumblr_o5bqr3XCqE1r0c1kwo1_1280.jpg

I am sending this to every lighting person I know. Ha!

I have way toooooo many cocktail shakers even after selling a bunch.

I agree about no carpets in the dining room. The only thing I had ever had other than hardwood floors was a heavy canvas hand painted with a boarder of flowers in urns.

Elle, I have sold some absolutely gorgeous antique primative harvest tables. I bet you could find one that is thin enough to work.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm keeping my other set of Steen Østergaard dining chairs. I can't part with them and they're stackable so they'll not take up much room. That's my handy justification.

http://www.pamono.com/media/catalog/product/cache/3/gallery_slider/924x400/17f82f742ffe127f42dca9de82fb58b1/7/6/76319_0emqmtxr0k/red-cantilever-model-290-chairs-by-steen-ostergaard-for-cado-1966-set-of-4-04.jpg

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Tacos, fries & gin. Good antidote to an unseasonably cold April.

 

[Killswitch1]

I'm keeping my other set of Steen Østergaard dining chairs. I can't part with them and they're stackable so they'll not take up much room. That's my handy justification.

http://www.pamono.com/media/catalog/product/cache/3/gallery_slider/924x400/17f82f742ffe127f42dca9de82fb58b1/7/6/76319_0emqmtxr0k/red-cantilever-model-290-chairs-by-steen-ostergaard-for-cado-1966-set-of-4-04.jpg

Do you run an antique shop or something?