The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[butters]

Damn. I need a keeper. Rushed to get ready for work and now I am a bit underdressed. If I lean forward at all, everyone can see my thong.

take it off?

 

[ElizabethWest]

take it off?

My goodness, Ms Butters, that would be tempting fate...

 

[ElizabethWest]

a keeper ?

Some ladies fantasize about being a kept woman.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You are extremely kind, but I have not had it nearly as badly as you - the last two days weren't great and I did spend a lot more of them in bed than usual, but I am already a lot less shivery and all the rest. Still, my head feels as if some prehistoric bird nested in it and then started a dirty protest.

I hope you feel completely well soon.
Staying in bed another day won't hurt, if possible.

 

[Lancecastor]

take it off?

Butters, a number of your threads and posts on the GB have a bit of the old stinky finger.

Are you actively lesbian?

 

[butters]

Butters, a number of your threads and posts on the GB have a bit of the old stinky finger.

Are you actively lesbian?

you are such a pleb. really.

 

[butters]

My goodness, Ms Butters, that would be tempting fate...

ah... i thought you meant the top of it showing above your jeans/trousers/skirt if leaning forward. i now assume you didn't mean the top. draughts can be tricky things.

 

[Lancecastor]

you are such a pleb. really.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with it; i simply didn't know.

 

[ElizabethWest]

ah... i thought you meant the top of it showing above your jeans/trousers/skirt if leaning forward. i now assume you didn't mean the top. draughts can be tricky things.

Yes, that is what I meant, everyone can see down the back of my jeans when I lean forward. I'd rather have that tiny lacy thing between their eyes and my arse. I keep pulling down my cami but it keeps riding back up.

 

[Lancecastor]

Yes, that is what I meant, everyone can see down the back of my jeans when I lean forward. I'd rather have that tiny lacy thing between their eyes and my arse. I keep pulling down my cami but it keeps riding back up.

Office asscrack. Thong.

I much prefer the sighting of a downblouse work nipple.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Office asscrack. Thong.

I much prefer the sighting of a downblouse work nipple.

Different shirt, different day.

My boss stands right behind me in our morning meeting. I wonder what he will think...

 

[pete]

Different shirt, different day.

My boss stands right behind me in our morning meeting. I wonder what he will think...

just don't drop your pencil & you should be ok


(or drop it, if you really like him)

 

[Lancecastor]

My boss stands right behind me in our morning meeting. I wonder what he will think...

Ask him.

 

[trysail]

Christ I hate the fucking media and "journalists."


Basically, they do nothing useful. They make noise. At bottom, they are professional gossips and busybodies.


They are usually ignorant of the topic of which they write or speak.


The world could get along just fine without 'em and would likely be a better place for it.



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[Lorilei]

Server down, email down, phones down. They really need text alerts for times like this.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I read the whole thing, not the thong talk , and now I am hungry.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Server down, email down, phones down. They really need text alerts for times like this.

That's a national emergency!

 

[Lorilei]

That's a national emergency!

'Zactly!

 

[neci]

mornings.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20131024/video/cute_cat_falling_asleep_400x300_10.jpg

 

[phantom4533]

Broken frames suck.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Texas, again.

 

[ryan8558]

Texas, again.

What?

 

[Aglaopheme]

What?

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewi...al&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Possible murder suicide.

 

[ryan8558]

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewi...al&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Possible murder suicide.

probably domestic violence. some people just can't take "I don't love you any more."

 

[digitalia]

Isn't it so progressively ironic when baby killers pontificate baby killing is no one else's business but the baby killer's because they claim intentionally killing a totally innocent human baby affects no one else, yet those same baby killers then need to feign like something which doesn't affect them in the least is somehow significant in any way to anything else but their progressive agenda?