craziest pick up line that has ever worked on you

[MallardGoodbody]

I used to work in a bar so I've heard some pretty crazy lines. most of them of course didn't work. But occasionally one would. it was like seeing a magic trick for the first time.
So i wonder, what's the craziest line anybody has ever used on you and (if there is a separate answer) what's the best/craziest line that actually worked for the pick up hopeful?
the best ones I heard that worked were:

1 - hey do you still have your virginity? no? well can i have the box you used to keep it in?

and

2 - excuse me, what flavor douche do you use?

both of these lines worked.

 

[Recidiva]

It at least worked for a longer conversation.

"No, that's not your name. Now your name's Sammy. Everybody's going to be calling you Sammy."

Nobody ever called me Sammy but him, it just stuck with me for the WTF factor.

 

[pensivepoet]

Ok you cheap bastard, I'll do it for 40 bucks.

 

[Miasorrow]

I went to the swimming pool to watch my son having his swimming lesson. His coach, a very cute athletic man was looking at me at some point and yelled to my son "Look your sister is here to see you.." I smiled, he smiled.

 

[Lancecastor]

A blonde tart in a bar wearing an engagement ring once asked me what size my shoes were.

I told her and she moved the ring to her right hand.

I pretended not to notice.

 

[nerfhearder]

Wanna fuck?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Lets play stock-boy.

I will destroy your box and leave it by the curb in the morning.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lets play stock-boy.

I will destroy your box and leave it by the curb in the morning.

This worked on you?

Of course it did!

 

[pollynova]

Lets play stock-boy.

I will destroy your box and leave it by the curb in the morning.

I work in a grocery store so that one is funny.

 

[bronzeage]

Lines work best when she's decided to fuck you before you opened your mouth.

 

[nerfhearder]

Lines work best when she's decided to fuck you before you opened your mouth.

In that case it's best not to say anything at all.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Lines work best when she's decided to fuck you before you opened your mouth.

which is almost always the case.

 

[pensivepoet]

A waitress I had known for 7 seconds said, "do you wanna go home with me and fuck me?"
Being a true romantic, I was powerless to resist her.

 

[Disgustipated]

Got any Irish in ya?
Want some?

Yes, it worked. On St. Patrick's Day in an Irish pub on a Mexican chica.

 

[Miasorrow]

Lines work best when she's decided to fuck you before you opened your mouth.

Haha. This is so utterly true.

 

[chillywilly2]

Got any Irish in ya?
Want some?

Yes, it worked. On St. Patrick's Day in an Irish pub on a Mexican chica.

you wasted a good line...hello would have worked

 

[Aella_]

Got any Irish in ya?
Want some?
Yes, it worked. On St. Patrick's Day in an Irish pub on a Mexican chica.

Why not go straight to "Wanna f..ck?" then?
Since yours was as subtle as a hammer.

 

[Smootg103]

Why not go straight to "Wanna f..ck?" then?
Since yours was as subtle as a hammer.

Hammer, yo fave rape tool brah.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I went to the swimming pool to watch my son having his swimming lesson. His coach, a very cute athletic man was looking at me at some point and yelled to my son "Look your sister is here to see you.." I smiled, he smiled.

Ooooh, clever bastard....

 

[Aglaopheme]

I told him he was going to scratch when he was lining up his shot on the eight ball for the win which of course he did. He told me he hated me and we lived happily ever after.

 

[smartjuanxxx]

"Hi! My name is BUSYBODY................."



"Ok, Lets FUCK!"


That simple

 

[BoyNextDoor]

"Can you help me settle a bet with my friend? He thinks you are a lawyer, I think you are a model."

 

[Aella_]

"Can you help me settle a bet with my friend? He thinks you are a lawyer, I think you are a model."

Yup. You nailed it:
"Most original" pick-up line ever.
Leaving aside the fact that it translates as: My friend thinks you're clever, I think you're stupid.

 

[pink]

"Hi."

 

[smartjuanxxx]

"Can you help me settle a bet with my friend? He thinks you are a lawyer, I think you are a model."

you are celibate, I take it