Dear Clowns

[Twlightdreamer]

Dear Clowns,

What's the best way to tell people not to touch my tummy? People keep eyeing me like I'm a Buddha and rubbing my belly will give good luck.

Signed- Not Waddling Yet

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

What's the best way to tell people not to touch my tummy? People keep eyeing me like I'm a Buddha and rubbing my belly will give good luck.

Signed- Not Waddling Yet

Dear Walking like a motorcycle cop,

Tell them to fuck off, then blame it on your raging hormones. You see, you can use that excuse as much as you want and have fun with it!!!

Signed,

Wish I had a good excuse to tell people to fuck off.

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Clown Man,

Why do peeps go in a thread with clear, defined directions and then don't follow them?

Signed,

Annoyed

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clown Man,

Why do peeps go in a thread with clear, defined directions and then don't follow them?

Signed,

Annoyed

Hello Annoyed,

It would be difficult for me to answer this because I am probably the worst when it comes to keeping threads on track. I think that's why I start so many. This way if I derail them, I don't give a shit because they're mine.

I also think, what's crossing my mind, while blurting about what the fuck is going on with the person above me gets pretty fucking redundant. So we tend to just jump shit to start shit.

Signed,

That's why I do it anyway.

PS. Miss you around these parts.

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Rebel Without a Cause,

I see what you mean, I forgot about those above you threads, those are retarded anyway. I was talking about some other ones.

Signed,

Always a Good Girl

:halo:

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Rebel Without a Cause,

I see what you mean, I forgot about those above you threads, those are retarded anyway. I was talking about some other ones.

Signed,

Always a Good Girl

:halo:

Dear not so always,

Those I don't know about. I know there has been a bit of drama on the boards recently. I'm just sticking to my own shit for a change and trying not to get involved. I think some Litsters just like being rebels on the boards, because they have no ability of being able to do it in real life.

Signed,

I am full of shit.

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear Clowns,

Sometimes when they offer 8 hours of unlimited lives on Candy Crush, I find myself sitting for so long that something goes numb.

Can you guess what that might be?

Humbly,
Numbly

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear clowns,

I spend a lot of time in the personals section of Craig's list and I've noticed many flavors of menage e trois on offer. What's got me confused; what's the difference between a MMF, MFM, and FMM? The same question arises from FMF, FFM, and MFF. Is that just the batting order, or is there some deeper sexual logic I'm just not privvy to?

Sincerely,

Someone over thinking college normalcy.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear Clowns,

Sometimes when they offer 8 hours of unlimited lives on Candy Crush, I find myself sitting for so long that something goes numb.

Can you guess what that might be?

Humbly,
Numbly

Your nose?

I'm terrible at this game...

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

Sometimes when they offer 8 hours of unlimited lives on Candy Crush, I find myself sitting for so long that something goes numb.

Can you guess what that might be?

Humbly,
Numbly

Dear humbly,

I haven't played that game in a long time. It can be addicting. I don't think anything actually goes numb. I just think you need to put down the bong down. Getting high while playing candy crush is a deadly combo.

Signed,

Taking X and playing Operation is amazing

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear clowns,

I spend a lot of time in the personals section of Craig's list and I've noticed many flavors of menage e trois on offer. What's got me confused; what's the difference between a MMF, MFM, and FMM? The same question arises from FMF, FFM, and MFF. Is that just the batting order, or is there some deeper sexual logic I'm just not privvy to?

Sincerely,

Someone over thinking college normalcy.

Dear over thinker,

This is just Craigslist helping out the dyslexic. There are no differences. They're just covering their asses.

Signed,

Casual Encounter of the best kind.

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Clowns,

How can I be as cool with the ladies as you are? I get all flustered, and wind up just saying something funny or stupid. How can I be more suave and sophisticated and studly?

Wondering in West Texas

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

How can I be as cool with the ladies as you are? I get all flustered, and wind up just saying something funny or stupid. How can I be more suave and sophisticated and studly?

Wondering in West Texas

Dear Wondering,

I'm full of shit. Unlike a lot of people I own up to it. There are a handful of people, both guys and gals, who try to be somewhat original on this board. Originality goes a long way. Plus I've made the mistake of starting a shit ton of threads. Mostly garbage that have failed, but a few that haven't.

What I've learned over the years of being on this board, is that if you don't lead with your dick, you're better off. I'm honest, to the point of being too honest. I say what's on my mind, for better or for worst. Rainshine and PMANN have called me out on it before. MsTexas and I don't get along. That doesn't mean I don't respect them or wish them the best.

So to put it simply be original. If there's something you want to talk about, start a thread. Be upfront and honest with yourself and then with the posters here. Stay out of the drama as best you can. Make fun of yourself. If you can't poke fun at yourself then you have no business being here. We are all silly for spending as much time here as we do.

Finally take this place for what it is. Remember this is an erotic message board. Kee your bullshit drama at home. No one comes here to have to deal with drama. We all have enough bullshit in our real lives. We don't need to deal with it here as well.

I'm not saying this directed at you or anything you have done or did. It's more for the masses.

I know I said finally above, but finally, I am the furthest from suave. I don't have a big harem or following. I've made some really good friends here and those are who I mainly post with and about. I didn't even know about the drama and the fat shaming thread until it was long gone.

Signed,

Got serious there. Sorry about that.

 

[DarkSimian]

*bows before the master*

 

[ViciousTease]

Dear Wondering,

I'm full of shit. Unlike a lot of people I own up to it. There are a handful of people, both guys and gals, who try to be somewhat original on this board. Originality goes a long way. Plus I've made the mistake of starting a shit ton of threads. Mostly garbage that have failed, but a few that haven't.

What I've learned over the years of being on this board, is that if you don't lead with your dick, you're better off. I'm honest, to the point of being too honest. I say what's on my mind, for better or for worst. Rainshine and PMANN have called me out on it before. MsTexas and I don't get along. That doesn't mean I don't respect them or wish them the best.

So to put it simply be original. If there's something you want to talk about, start a thread. Be upfront and honest with yourself and then with the posters here. Stay out of the drama as best you can. Make fun of yourself. If you can't poke fun at yourself then you have no business being here. We are all silly for spending as much time here as we do.

Finally take this place for what it is. Remember this is an erotic message board. Kee your bullshit drama at home. No one comes here to have to deal with drama. We all have enough bullshit in our real lives. We don't need to deal with it here as well.

I'm not saying this directed at you or anything you have done or did. It's more for the masses.

I know I said finally above, but finally, I am the furthest from suave. I don't have a big harem or following. I've made some really good friends here and those are who I mainly post with and about. I didn't even know about the drama and the fat shaming thread until it was long gone.

Signed,

Got serious there. Sorry about that.

Dear Wondering,

That ^^^^ is why he has a big harem. The footie PJs helped, too.

Signed,

One of the many IHC followers

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Wondering,

That ^^^^ is why he has a big harem. The footie PJs helped, too.

Signed,

One of the many IHC followers

I'm just hoping to get some of his sloppy seconds....

 

[cowslinger64]

http://www.misterdecal.com/magento/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/I/f/IfYouCanMakeAGirlLaugh265.jpg

 

[IhateClowns]

I'm just hoping to get some of his sloppy seconds....

It would be thirds as I got slingers seconds. If we're going by harem size then Slinger is king.

 

[DarkSimian]

It would be thirds as I got slingers seconds. If we're going by harem size then Slinger is king.

3rds, 4ths, 5ths, 25ths....I'll take what I can get when you studs are around

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Wondering,

That ^^^^ is why he has a big harem. The footie PJs helped, too.

Signed,

One of the many IHC followers

Dear Follower,

Your check is in the mail. This IHC pyramid scheme is working wonders.

Signed,

Enjoy that gumball when you cash that check.

 

[IhateClowns]

http://www.misterdecal.com/magento/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/I/f/IfYouCanMakeAGirlLaugh265.jpg

Anything is a stretch, but thank God I have a sense of humor or I would be fucked.

 

[Tiamo15]

Dear Wondering,

I'm full of shit. Unlike a lot of people I own up to it. There are a handful of people, both guys and gals, who try to be somewhat original on this board. Originality goes a long way. Plus I've made the mistake of starting a shit ton of threads. Mostly garbage that have failed, but a few that haven't.

What I've learned over the years of being on this board, is that if you don't lead with your dick, you're better off. I'm honest, to the point of being too honest. I say what's on my mind, for better or for worst. Rainshine and PMANN have called me out on it before. MsTexas and I don't get along. That doesn't mean I don't respect them or wish them the best.

So to put it simply be original. If there's something you want to talk about, start a thread. Be upfront and honest with yourself and then with the posters here. Stay out of the drama as best you can. Make fun of yourself. If you can't poke fun at yourself then you have no business being here. We are all silly for spending as much time here as we do.

Finally take this place for what it is. Remember this is an erotic message board. Kee your bullshit drama at home. No one comes here to have to deal with drama. We all have enough bullshit in our real lives. We don't need to deal with it here as well.

I'm not saying this directed at you or anything you have done or did. It's more for the masses.

I know I said finally above, but finally, I am the furthest from suave. I don't have a big harem or following. I've made some really good friends here and those are who I mainly post with and about. I didn't even know about the drama and the fat shaming thread until it was long gone.

Signed,

Got serious there. Sorry about that.

Dear Clowns,

Consider me part of your harem.

One of my favorite recent posts of yours is your ode to wet wipes!

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Clowns,

Consider me part of your harem.

One of my favorite recent posts of yours is your ode to wet wipes!

calls dibs on Tiamo if you ever finish with her

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dear Clowns can I ride in your little clown car? I promise not to fart!

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

Consider me part of your harem.

One of my favorite recent posts of yours is your ode to wet wipes!

Dear Ode Lover,

They really are a godsend and if the creator were here I would buy them a drink.

Signed,

I can barely handle one woman, much less a harem.