The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Saint Peter]

Fuck you, strange black rubberish toilet gasket that coats my hands with black slime.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Sperm Facial...

http://www.koi-de-neuf.fr/une-youtubeuse-se-badigeonne-le-visage-de-sperme-chaque-jour/

 

[pete]

oh jfc, this ref fucking sucks!

 

[Lorilei]

That was the first time I've had a male pedicurist.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That was the first time I've had a male pedicurist.

Reported.

 

[Lorilei]

Reported.

My toes aren't that gross.

 

[Jennifer]

That was the first time I've had a male pedicurist.

Foot fetish, maybe?

 

[Sean]

Finally fucking Ramos gets the red card. Cunt shouldn't have been on the pitch for the last 40 minutes.

 

[pete]

Finally fucking Ramos gets the red card. Cunt shouldn't have been on the pitch for the last 40 minutes.

truth

but barca played the game too soft, missed too many opportunities

 

[Saint Peter]

I will work really hard and hopefully get to do a pedicure in the future.

Today I must bleach the anuses and bleach them well.

 

[butters]

I will work really hard and hopefully get to do a pedicure in the future.

Today I must bleach the anuses and bleach them well.

don't get your grades of sandpaper mixed up

 

[Batch]

I have nicked my ankle, and damn it bleeds, left blood on the damn floor, the carpet and towels. Someone else needs to be put in charge of shaving my legs.

oh, Petey!

 

[butters]

heh, bloody telly fibbers - just showed a scene in The Grapes, the pub where sean and i met for a drink. the outside was real, the inside was nuthin' like it.

 

[Saint Peter]

heh, bloody telly fibbers - just showed a scene in The Grapes, the pub where sean and i met for a drink. the outside was real, the inside was nuthin' like it.

Did he say "wooster" for you?

 

[butters]

Did he say "wooster" for you?

nah, he keeps that for special occasions with people like you and ltr. no need to get jealous

 

[Saint Peter]

nah, he keeps that for special occasions with people like you and ltr. no need to get jealous

The waiter thought he was trying to order the fried chicken.

 

[butters]

The waiter thought he was trying to order the fried chicken.

lolol

 

[Fata Morgana]

How gorgeous do Helen Mirren and Diana Rigg look here.


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/6028d911-1ff5-43bc-9ef4-62d0613a9058_zpsgw2tssun.jpg

 

[HarryHill]

How gorgeous do Helen Mirren and Diana Rigg look here.


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/6028d911-1ff5-43bc-9ef4-62d0613a9058_zpsgw2tssun.jpg

Meh..

 

[Fata Morgana]

Meh..

Cunt.

 

[HarryHill]

Cunt.

...

 

[lovetoread]

wor ches ster shire

 

[Saint Peter]

wor ches ster shire

Grilled or fried?

 

[lovetoread]

fried darlin

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Image search: fried darlings

http://41.media.tumblr.com/d7893f95320ce308889c59da4d83e5d9/tumblr_nbcvndN3M91s47zm1o1_500.jpg

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