What Did You LEARN today?

[jameslewis]

Sometimes the lessons learned have to be repeated, and relearned.

 

[DarkSimian]

But they create big heads. That's like saying that it's better to fake that orgasm, so you don't hurt the guys feelings, rather then helping him do better the next time. Now he goes onto the next girl thinking he's a stud and she's like uh....

have you been talking to my soon-to-be-ex-wife? for 3 yrs she made me think I was a god, then she tells me the "truth"? wtf?

 

[janeyl]

I learned that people will climb on the backs of the dead while they're still warm to score cheap political points...actually, I already knew that but the evidence slapped me in the face particularly hard yesterday...

 

[Hornblende]

I learned more about Scylla and Charybdis, because my woman looked them up after they were referenced in another thread.

 

[RyanBooks]

The closing manager sucked last night, making more work and pissing me off today.

Deep breathes.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

I learned that the Belgian justice ministry doesn't allow raids to take place between the hours of 8:00 PM and 5:00 AM. This allowed the planner of the Paris attacks to escape despite the fact that the police knew he was there.

 

[seth6138]

Learned that things must change to remain the same!

 

[quietlylooking]

ILTT spring peepers can survive without freezing down to temperatures as low as -8 degrees C (about 18 degrees F).

 

[suckonsimon]

That setting out my plans for the future for someone else to consider them with me, really does focus my grasp on my plans for the future.

 

[RyanBooks]

ILTT sleep really doesn't change things.

 

[le_kitty]

I learned that... the eyes are the most attractive when they're kind.

 

[jameslewis]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/52c09bb6817c1973a888f53d26bb50fa/tumblr_o32eh8DsR61undtvqo1_500.jpg

 

[DarkSimian]

ILTT even I have a limit on crazy

 

[Leigh81]

I learned that my car has amazing control on icy roads.

L

 

[AbsintheFather]

Zodiac stuff

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Hot Peppers>>> Willy Peppers

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Extended deadlines only allow for bad work to continue longer.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hostess Red Velvet Cupcakes are okay.
I should have had chocolate.

 

[sultan_sd]

I learned nothing new just re-confirmed earlier lessons

 

[Leigh81]

That jehovah witnesses still knock on your door. I should of told them that I worship Satan.

L

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

I learned today that I was right. If it walks like a dick and talks like a dick then it's a dick....Dick fits better than duck in this case.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

That jehovah witnesses still knock on your door. I should of told them that I worship Satan.

L

That would NOT make them leave. I don't think anything will.

I told them I was raised Catholic, my aunt is a nun and my uncle was a priest....they still came back.

 

[Leigh81]

That would NOT make them leave. I don't think anything will.

I told them I was raised Catholic, my aunt is a nun and my uncle was a priest....they still came back.

I learned saying no thanks & closing the door works.
It's the polite way of telling them to piss off.

L

 

[DarciD]

Despite serious doubts, I learned that my tried and true sauce recipe does work well without the short ribs ... and that the zucchini "spaghetti" wasn't bad either. Who would have thought it?

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

I learned saying no thanks & closing the door works.
It's the polite way of telling them to piss off.

L

My 20 year old son answered the door once when they came, and stood there for 10 minutes listening. When he closed the door, I said to him "you know, if you tell those people politely to go away, you wont get in trouble."