Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[Endless_Night]

Oh, I meant gluten intolerant, but you seem to have recognized her anyway
And I may or may not have been drinking milk, I can neither confirm nor deny. It's possible I simply can't remember

*nods*

Milk is known to have that effect.

 

[midwestyankee]

Who the hell brought Demon Milk into this place of kindness and light?

 

[Endless_Night]

Who the hell brought Demon Milk into this place of kindness and light?

Whole, low-fat, or fermented?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Den

I love cow milk and woman milk. Even if the woman has no milk I love to milk and suck. If tieing them up and having turkeys guard the door is needed that's fine.

Dirt floors is a plus. Nthing to clean up after. Just rake the nasty stuff under the clean sand.

 

[midwestyankee]

Whole, low-fat, or fermented?

Drinking fermented milk sounds like a one-way ticket to the loony bin.

 

[midwestyankee]

I love cow milk and woman milk. Even if the woman has no milk I love to milk and suck. If tieing them up and having turkeys guard the door is needed that's fine.

Dirt floors is a plus. Nthing to clean up after. Just rake the nasty stuff under the clean sand.

We have turkeys guarding the door? Who's feeding them?

 

[Endless_Night]

Drinking fermented milk sounds like a one-way ticket to the loony bin.

So not a fan of yogurt or kefir, I'm guessing.

 

[midwestyankee]

So not a fan of yogurt or kefir, I'm guessing.

Harrumph.

 

[Endless_Night]

Harrumph.

Is this due to the "zero threat" situation?

 

[midwestyankee]

Is this due to the "zero threat" situation?

I need a prune Danish. To go with my black coffee.

 

[Endless_Night]

I need a prune Danish. To go with my black coffee.

Yuck! And yuck! :\

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Endless_Night]

Not a fan of prunes?

I like prunes, just not in juxtaposition to pastry. Black coffee. No.

 

[Shankara20]

I need a prune Danish. To go with my black coffee.

I know where you were in about an hour

 

[midwestyankee]

I know where you were in about an hour

If only.

 

[Shankara20]

If only.

bummer....

 

[Primalex]

Pasta Bolognese. I didn't feel like cooking, so mainly ground meat and tomatoes.

 

[midwestyankee]

Pasta Bolognese. I didn't feel like cooking, so mainly ground meat and tomatoes.

I hope you brought enough to share. And it better fucking taste good.

 

[Primalex]

I hope you brought enough to share. And it better fucking taste good.

As if you would have taste.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

As if you would have taste.

That's an interesting typo.
Are you saying you wouldn't give him a taste?
Or that he wouldn't taste it if you offered?
Inquiring minds and all that

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

We have turkeys guarding the door? Who's feeding them?

The door guarding turkeys eat the left over scrap vegan food and non-milk milk unfit for human consumption.
Just keep all of the virgins bound tightly so the turkeys can peck their nipples.

 

[Primalex]

That's an interesting typo.

It's not a typo but a grammatical ambiguity.


As if you would have the sense by which the qualities and flavors of a substance are distinguished by the taste buds.

 

[Endless_Night]

All this time I did not realize spaghetti bolognese was just spaghetti with meat sauce....

 

[Endless_Night]

And, since Obiwanyankee seems to have gone all kitteh friendly:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a6/7c/71/a67c71c42d648b58d90d6a6158c387a1.jpg

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

It's not a typo but a grammatical ambiguity.


As if you would have the sense by which the qualities and flavors of a substance are distinguished by the taste buds.

You may be right.
Now, if it was pie...