Slow readers

[NotWise]

I got this anonymous comment on an 8,000 word story.

Wow!

I came three times! This was an amazing story!

I appreciate the feedback... I think. On the other hand, how much time do you suppose he (or she) needed too read the whole story?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

One handed...a long time.

 

[sr71plt]

I'm a slow reader too (or a fast shooter).

 

[AMoveableBeast]

Prologue ejaculation: it happens to a lot of guys.

 

[Ewobbit]

Would you rather they have said; "It was so good, I forgot I was here to rub one out!"

 

[Carnevil9]

I'm a slow reader, too. My lips get tired.

 

[Hypoxia]

One commentator on a 6k word story of mine said they squeezed out four cums while reading it. That beats the OP's 3 in 8000. We need a contest: What story provokes the most successful masturbations with the fewest words?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

One commentator on a 6k word story of mine said they squeezed out four cums while reading it. That beats the OP's 3 in 8000. We need a contest: What story provokes the most successful masturbations with the fewest words?

That would depend on whether it was the first story they read that night/day or the tenth.

 

[Jose_Rick]

One commentator on a 6k word story of mine said they squeezed out four cums while reading it. That beats the OP's 3 in 8000. We need a contest: What story provokes the most successful masturbations with the fewest words?

Ranking stories by the masturbation/word ratio would be a much more reliable indicator than the vote score. Assuming, of course, you're not here for the literary merit.