PM asshattery

[Emerson40]

How much do you need to make someone gag?

3 inches? Maybe 4?

I suppose that would depend on whether you are talking husband inches, wife inches, or internet inches?



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[Lyricalli]

I suppose that would depend on whether you are talking husband inches, wife inches, or internet inches?

LOL... oh fuck that's funny!

 

[TatteredRagDoIly]

Well, I had my first pissed off little boy on Lit. lol Schooled him.

Bet you're fun in bed. You sound dirty, In a good way.

Or not

His first PM I simply deleted and then he felt the need to quote himself and ass his "eyeroll".

Then I replied.

Upset your PM didn't catch my eye? Not my problem.

Not really, pretty sure you're fake. Bye bye

And my last one... Told him he wouldn't have the balls to call my cell for his proof. Guess what? He proved me right. No balls!

 

[vanillyicecream]

LOL... oh fuck that's funny!

It's very funny!

 

[Lyricalli]

It's very funny!

it was funnier with the original image he posted.

 

[Emerson40]

It was removed by a mod.

 

[Lyricalli]

It was removed by a mod.

Yeah, I figured. Otherwise, I would've had to yell at you.

 

[lil_jenni]

Got one from another woman a few minutes ago accusing me of not being a woman because no woman would post stuff I post. Third one like that I have received over the years here. It pisses me off. I expect guys to pull the prove you are real crap, and they do, but it is more annoying from other women.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Hello sexy. I read your post and would love to talk more. I am married but would love to have you as my secret little pet. I know it is for online right now, but hopefully it will grow. i know what i want and i know how to get it. I would love to relieve all my stress from work when i get home and sign online and know that i have a horny little girl waiting to do whatever it takes to please her daddy.

Hope to hear from you soon.

I'm hoping that was a shotgun posting?

 

[Cumference]

I'm hoping that was a shotgun posting?

Or some serious genderbending?

 

[Porkwarrior]

Or some serious genderbending?

You'd be surprised.

I need to hit the gym more apparently.

 

[Aphro]

Please, please, please send him a cock pic back!

 

[Que]

Got one from another woman a few minutes ago accusing me of not being a woman because no woman would post stuff I post. Third one like that I have received over the years here. It pisses me off. I expect guys to pull the prove you are real crap, and they do, but it is more annoying from other women.

What makes you think the "women" accusing you of being a man are actually women?

 

[LilCC]

I was chatting with someone and wandered off to get some food without logging out. Came back to several messages wanting to know why I was ignoring him. I explained. He sent some expletives then told me I was rude.

 

[rainbowdash30]

I was chatting with someone and wandered off to get some food without logging out. Came back to several messages wanting to know why I was ignoring him. I explained. He sent some expletives then told me I was rude.

Ugh. I hate that. PMs are, by design, a process which require time (time to think, to compose the best message that you can, etc).

Anyway.

Someone keeps sending me messages asking about my taboo fantasies. My own fault, I suppose, for posting in that thread and indulging them once. I feel like, when I've ignored your last five one-sentence comments, you really ought to understand that I'm not interested.

 

[Emerson40]

Another, in a growing collection:

Emerson40
cc: A*********r ; G**********a ; W***_H****_6* ; N****L;
Fuck off my back.
I harbour nothing but distaste for you and your disgusting cyberstalking has to end. And same goes for you, A*********r since you're his main endorser.

I won't follow up on this pm or on any replies

This dude is cray-cray.

 

[silverwhisper]

really? a group PMwhine?

good addition.

 

[LitMILF]

*waves at silverwhisper as I post under an alt of someone he knows*

Got this little gem in my inbox: You come across as an imaginary slut.

(So, yeah. Whatever that means.)

I asked the asshat to elaborate and haven't yet gotten a response even though the asshat has been online and has undoubtedly seen my response. Since I have time to kill before my family's Christmas celebration today, I decided to send an asshat PM of my own:

I noticed that you never bothered to respond to the message in which I asked you to elaborate on the pearls of wisdom that you decided to grace my inbox with. I bet you were shocked to get a response from me. You're probably used to having your worthless shitposts ignored, huh?

I've been around here since 2005, so I know your type well. Normally I wouldn't dignify asshats like you with a response, but it's the holiday season, and I feel like spreading some cheer.

Would you like to know how you come across to me? You come across as yet another Lit loser -- a one-post wonder, if you will -- who registers for the message boards, lurks behind the scenes to perv on the ladies, and fails to make any meaningful contribution to the community.

You come across as a pathetic 40-year-old wanker who dwells in your mum's basement, feverishly pounding your shriveled shame-boner because you wouldn't know what to do with a flesh-and-blood woman if she fell into your lap.

So anyway, Merry Christmas! I hope you enjoy reading about our little exchange on the PM Asshattery thread!

 

[LadyJS]

Two big thumbs up for this!!!

If the loser ever has the balls to reply to you, please let us know.

*waves at silverwhisper as I post under an alt of someone he knows*

Got this little gem in my inbox: You come across as an imaginary slut.

(So, yeah. Whatever that means.)

I asked the asshat to elaborate and haven't yet gotten a response even though the asshat has been online and has undoubtedly seen my response. Since I have time to kill before my family's Christmas celebration today, I decided to send an asshat PM of my own:

I noticed that you never bothered to respond to the message in which I asked you to elaborate on the pearls of wisdom that you decided to grace my inbox with. I bet you were shocked to get a response from me. You're probably used to having your worthless shitposts ignored, huh?

I've been around here since 2005, so I know your type well. Normally I wouldn't dignify asshats like you with a response, but it's the holiday season, and I feel like spreading some cheer.

Would you like to know how you come across to me? You come across as yet another Lit loser -- a one-post wonder, if you will -- who registers for the message boards, lurks behind the scenes to perv on the ladies, and fails to make any meaningful contribution to the community.

You come across as a pathetic 40-year-old wanker who dwells in your mum's basement, feverishly pounding your shriveled shame-boner because you wouldn't know what to do with a flesh-and-blood woman if she fell into your lap.

So anyway, Merry Christmas! I hope you enjoy reading about our little exchange on the PM Asshattery thread!

 

[Adjudicator]

Another, in a growing collection:




This dude is cray-cray.

That dude is cray-cray. Additionally, hash does not know the difference between copying and forwarding. I'm not sure why hash felt I need to see that message, but I did laugh hard upon reading it.

 

[hashtag4]

It would be funny if not for the fact that that piece of white trash is a paraphilic cyberstalker, who has been stalking me almost daily, several times a day for 14 months with all sorts of creepy or sleazy comments or pictures.

And those 4 or so posters who have been endorsing his stalking (either by quoting him and giggling at his creepy comments, or attacking or mocking me when I try to shake him off my back, or even encouraging him to cyberstalk me via pm's, as I learned recently)
are kindof in his league.

 

[Adjudicator]

It would be funny if not for the fact that that piece of white trash is a paraphilic cyberstalker, who has been stalking me almost daily, several times a day for 14 months with all sorts of creepy or sleazy comments or pictures.

And those 4 or so posters who have been endorsing his stalking (either by quoting him and giggling at his creepy comments, or attacking or mocking me when I try to shake him off my back, or even encouraging him to cyberstalk me via pm's, as I learned recently)
are kindof in his league.

Thanks for sharing! Please play again!

 

[hashtag4]

I made a huge mistake by sharing with you the fact that I was amused by your trolling and for encouraging your trolling when it all started.

Unfortunately, my comments and those of other posters went to your head and you escalated towards actively encouraging the disturbed behaviors of someone who clearly has issues.

I troll people too sometimes and I'm in for a good prank, but I'm able to differentiate normal (even if offensive or mean as you often get ) from disturbed behavior (like Emerson's)


Do exercise some judgment and get a grip of yourself, man!
Although I suspect that mine will be just rhetorical, from what I've seen of you lately.

 

[hashtag4]

Really, Adjudicator.

We all got it that you're loaded, in hot demand and now you have a hot gf.

But do you really have to hijack so many threads and brag about it any chance you get?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]