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[BurningMonkey]

Sounds like you like the teasing!

Well, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

 

[Hornblende]

Well, I'll be playing though I said I wouldn't.

Bad, bad masturbating monkey!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Bad, bad masturbating technique!

Well, show me how you do it, then...

 

[Hornblende]

Well, show me how to quit, then...

Find yourself a good woman, or better still, a bad one

 

[FantasySlut]

Find yourself a good woman .... wait, have mine

Hb, shame on you!

 

[Hornblende]

Hb, can I climb on you!

Hop on, dear FantasySlut, hop on

 

[FantasySlut]

dear FantasySlut, open wide

What'cha gonna feed me

 

[BurningMonkey]

What--you're only gonna feel me??

Now Hornblende--it's not nice to tease 'em and leave 'em...

 

[Hornblende]

Now Hornblende--it's not nice to tase 'em and arrest 'em...

I'm not a cop, honestly!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm not an hones cop, really!

The roots of corruption are small, but they grow deep...

 

[Hornblende]

The roots of my erection are small, but they grow deep...

Now we didn't really need to know that

 

[FantasySlut]

Really? Please tell me more

I wanna see too!

 

[Hornblende]

I wanna be obscene too!

Well you do surprise me

 

[BurningMonkey]

I wanna cum too!

Get in line...

 

[FantasySlut]

Well you do arouse me

Tell me more

get behind me..

If you insist

 

[Hornblende]

You can get inline code to format correctly using the code tag.

Thanks for the most helpful formatting advice

 

[37_ttej]

Thanks for the most helpful fashion advice

Never wear puce. Seriously.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Never puke in public. Seriously.

Always go behind the dumpster...

 

[FantasySlut]

I always jerk off behind the dumpster...

Eeeww, really? Whyyyyyy?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Yum! Really? Why can't I watch?

Oh, c'mon along, if you want.

 

[FantasySlut]

Ohhhh, cum on me, if you want.

Where would you like it

 

[BurningMonkey]

I like it anywhere...

How 'bout on your tits? Would that be okay?

 

[FantasySlut]

How about clamping my tits? Would that be okay?

Im game if you are, but try not to cry

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I hunt big game, if you want to try, you can come too.

Not really my thing, unless that's a euphamism.

 

[Hornblende]

I can't play with my thing, unless it's a euphonium .

I think you need to be in the Orchestral forum...