Shoot the shit - Get to know somebody new - Take Two!

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I can see it now.

Them: reach down and feel your pussy through your panties for me.

Me: *feels panties* my panties feel clammy.

Them: uhh.... *silence*

:eek:
 
You are in big trouble now - below is a list of women's six most hated words:

1. Moist

2. Squirt

3. Panties

4. Chunky

5. Curd

6. Flap


:):):)


Sin.. I am unique in that I don't have a problem with any of the above words lol
 
Have you looked at this list??? :eek:

dank, clammy, oozy, soggy and drippy are preferred over moist?

Said tongue in cheek. I would take moist ANY day over anything else on that list. If you (anyone) have an oozy pussy, please don't tell me about it.
 
Its amazing how innuendo and a touch of sexual banter have turned a mildly teasing word into something obtuse. Good grief...there's humor then there's just turning up the cringe factor...:confused:
 
Said tongue in cheek. I would take moist ANY day over anything else on that list. If you (anyone) have an oozy pussy, please don't tell me about it.

I cant tell you how relieved I am you would take moist over any of these other words *shew*
 
Its amazing how innuendo and a touch of sexual banter have turned a mildly teasing word into something obtuse. Good grief...there's humor then there's just turning up the cringe factor...:confused:

I blame joe... and his Google overuse.:rolleyes:
 
I think it has to do with the negative implications of having a moist vagina. Most people (according to Google, haha) associate a moist nether region with bad smells and fungal infections, probably because of those disgusting commercials that talk about yeast infections.

Conversely, a wet vagina has typically been something that is sought after, for obvious reasons.

I'm a bit neurotic, so although the word itself isn't offensive, I can't get past the connotations. I'm weird like that.



Good afternoon everyone. :rose:
I see Joe was googling again. Man what entertainment that search engine of yours is. ;)
 
Its amazing how innuendo and a touch of sexual banter have turned a mildly teasing word into something obtuse. Good grief...there's humor then there's just turning up the cringe factor...:confused:

To be clear, twas all said in good fun. Sorry to confuse or cause consternation amongst the masses.
 
Good afternoon everyone. :rose:
I see Joe was googling again. Man what entertainment that search engine of yours is. ;)

Single guy, thousand miles from home, traveling alone over a long weekend....Google is my constant companion, lol.
 
Single guy, thousand miles from home, traveling alone over a long weekend....Google is my constant companion, lol.

and here I thought most guys liked their hands while on lonely trips ;) I guess your hands just do other things. :D
 
I'm off to dinner and a movie.

Its been fun! Joe its all good we are just teasing right along with you!

Hugs and nibbles to all!!
 
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