Strangest sexual request ever received?

[zotique]

No, I wouldn't do my buddy's wife. Not now, I'm married. Maybe when I was single. Depends.

Another episode occurred on that hitching trip.

I went to Topanga Canyon in LA to see a girl I know in high school when her and her parents lived in Sointula BC for a year.

I thought I might finally get lucky with her but she had a boyfriend.
I stayed several days and one afternoon the boyfriend came over and said "want to get laid tonight?"

He said a woman at work declared she was going to go out and pick up a guy in a bar and take him home to fuck.

This boyfriend of my friend was worried about the quality of stranger she'd pick up and recommended me to her.

I agreed and she came and picked me up and took me home and she did as expected. Had the floppiest tits on a woman I'd ever seen. She was probably around 30. I was 20. Black silk sheets on a water bed.

Didn't like to get oral though. too bad. Drove me around to visit another friend the next day, fucked me for anther night , bought me a carton of cigarettes and sent me on my way.

 

[PennLady]

LOL I think I can safely say if my mom knew the person making the request, she'd be even more appalled/freaked than by a stranger.

As for me, I doubt I'd do it, whether I knew the people or not. Just not my thing. Sorry, that's not a very fun answer, I know.

 

[LadyVer]

A bf wanted me to pretend he was my brother. I basically said not in this lifetime.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

A few years ago--when the wife and I were still actively swinging--we were contacted by a couple that wanted to meet with us. I showed their profile to my wife, but she didn't care for the husband. End of story, right? Not in my world of.trying.to keep all options open. The next day I wrote back and told them I was sorry, but we had kids at home and couldn't get away on such short notice. They wrote back stating that they really wanted to meet us and promised a wonderful time. I again declined, giving the same two explanation. A few hours later they write back proposing to drive over and pi k me up, drive to a local hotel for a three some, then take me home, pick up my wife, and have a three some with her. I showed that one to my wife and.we both got a good laugh.

I suspect they were tourists and that was their last day in town. In any event event, after we declined we never heard d from them again.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I was hired to write a story for a woman, Confessions of a Porn Star, posted on Literotica, who was a swinger turned porn star.

Now, I've been around and even participated in the swinging lifestyle with my ex-husband. Yet, she confessed to something I never heard of anyone doing.

It's called Scat. I thought that was a card game but the card game is Skat.

She made a porn movie in Amsterdam, she made 14 of them actually, where she was submerged in a big barrel full of human shit. Where they found this stuff, I have no idea.

So, she's literally up to her neck in shit and then climbs out of the barrel with the aid of a ladder for a half dozen men to stand around her peeing on her and masturbating on her. Now, I've heard of circle jerks before, I even participated in one but this was way too shitty for me (lol).

I was so grossed out writing the scene that I had to continue to disinfect my hand (lol).

How's that for a strange sexual scene for a writer to write?

Moreover, I can understand (almost) a woman doing this for the money but why do men enjoy the strange sexual of Scat?

"Hey, what do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know. Let's find a hooker and pay her to play Scat with us."

 

[DirtyAllie]

Not too strange compared to other here, but when I was in college we would go to this local bar where a lot of students hung out.

There was this older guy there, maybe late forties early fifties and always well dressed, he was clean cut, attractive, so not a creepy looking type at all in fact he was always very well spoken and polite, but they called him the foot doctor.

he would go around and offer girls ten dollars if he could sniff their feet. Not lick or touch, just slip our shoe off, lift our foot and let him sniff the bottom of it.

Some of the girls would tease him, sit there with their heels dangling off or rub their foot on another girls leg and you could see him getting worked up, but he never wanted to do more than sniff.

Before anyone asks, I had quite a few drinks on Doctor Foot over a couple of semesters.

 

[DirtyAllie]

I was hired to write a story for a woman, Confessions of a Porn Star, posted on Literotica, who was a swinger turned porn star.

Now, I've been around and even participated in the swinging lifestyle with my ex-husband. Yet, she confessed to something I never heard of anyone doing.

It's called Scat. I thought that was a card game but the card game is Skat.

She made a porn movie in Amsterdam, she made 14 of them actually, where she was submerged in a big barrel full of human shit. Where they found this stuff, I have no idea.

So, she's literally up to her neck in shit and then climbs out of the barrel with the aid of a ladder for a half dozen men to stand around her peeing on her and masturbating on her. Now, I've heard of circle jerks before, I even participated in one but this was way too shitty for me (lol).

I was so grossed out writing the scene that I had to continue to disinfect my hand (lol).

How's that for a strange sexual scene for a writer to write?

Moreover, I can understand (almost) a woman doing this for the money but why do men enjoy the strange sexual of Scat?

"Hey, what do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know. Let's find a hooker and pay her to play Scat with us."

I saw a disgusting clip once of guys eating used tampons, they called that scat as well.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Not too strange compared to other here, but when I was in college we would go to this local bar where a lot of students hung out.

There was this older guy there, maybe late forties early fifties and always well dressed, he was clean cut, attractive, so not a creepy looking type at all in fact he was always very well spoken and polite, but they called him the foot doctor.

he would go around and offer girls ten dollars if he could sniff their feet. Not lick or touch, just slip our shoe off, lift our foot and let him sniff the bottom of it.

Some of the girls would tease him, sit there with their heels dangling off or rub their foot on another girls leg and you could see him getting worked up, but he never wanted to do more than sniff.

Before anyone asks, I had quite a few drinks on Doctor Foot over a couple of semesters.

Being that I'm 5'9" tall and am English, Italian, and Czech, as do all of my brothers, I have big feet and big hands. My shortest brother is 6'3" and the youngest is 6'9" tall. They have flippers instead of feet (lol). My Mom is 5'10" and we share the same shoe size.

I take a size 10/11 in a woman's shoe equal to a man's size 8 or 9. I'm sure the foot doctor would have paid me extra to sniff my big feet (lol).

 

[SusanJillParker]

I saw a disgusting clip once of guys eating used tampons, they called that scat as well.

"Eww, gross."

That's as disgusting as some women having dozens of men cumming in a bowl and drinking it.

Whatever happened to normal sex?

"Psst, hey, wanna have sex?"

"Sure. Okay."

"Then, tie me to the bed, tickle my ass with a feather, while playing Yankee Doodle Dandy on the piano."

"Oh, God, look at the time. I have to go. Bye."

"Wait! Untie me."

 

[DirtyAllie]

"Eww, gross."

That's as disgusting as some women having dozens of men cumming in a bowl and drinking it.

Whatever happened to normal sex?

"Psst, hey, wanna have sex?"

"Sure. Okay."

"Then, tie me to the bed, tickle my ass with a feather, while playing Yankee Doodle Dandy on the piano."

"Oh, God, look at the time. I have to go. Bye."

"Wait! Untie me."

With porn more in your face than ever, straight sex has become dull and people search for more extreme kinks.

Bukkake-the bowl of cum or cum showers from more than a dozen men-was created as a punishment to humiliate women back in the day, they never considered some women-and men-would grow to get off on humiliation.

You're 5'9"? pass some over here, I'm only 5'1" Pure italian-Sicilian actually.

 

[SusanJillParker]

With porn more in your face than ever, straight sex has become dull and people search for more extreme kinks.

Bukkake-the bowl of cum or cum showers from more than a dozen men-was created as a punishment to humiliate women back in the day, they never considered some women-and men-would grow to get off on humiliation.

You're 5'9"? pass some over here, I'm only 5'1" Pure italian-Sicilian actually.

My brothers best friends were Sicilians. They were leg breakers and enforcers for the mob in Boston back in the 60's and 70's before Rico disseminated the Mafia and forced them to go legit.

An optical illusion (lol), shorter women's breasts always look larger than they are. Because I'm so tall and can carry bigger breasts with my 36" chest instead of a smaller woman's 32" chest, my breasts appear smaller than they are, until they see me topless (lol).

 

[DoodlyDo]

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[DirtyAllie]

My brothers best friends were Sicilians. They were leg breakers and enforcers for the mob in Boston back in the 60's and 70's before Rico disseminated the Mafia and forced them to go legit.

An optical illusion (lol), shorter women's breasts always look larger than they are. Because I'm so tall and can carry bigger breasts with my 36" chest instead of a smaller woman's 32" chest, my breasts appear smaller than they are, until they see me topless (lol).

I'm from East Boston, no brothers though and the men in my family are all Italian mama's boys, I told my mother I'd never marry an Italian. Some of them want a mom more than a wife. Not that I won't role play mom on occasions, but that's different.

I used to be heavier and had double D's. I'm now a full C but because I lost so much weight they look bigger on me than when they really were bigger.

Being short I'm still curvy just because I don't have enough length not to be.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I'm from East Boston, no brothers though and the men in my family are all Italian mama's boys, I told my mother I'd never marry an Italian. Some of them want a mom more than a wife. Not that I won't role play mom on occasions, but that's different.

I used to be heavier and had double D's. I'm now a full C but because I lost so much weight they look bigger on me than when they really were bigger.

Being short I'm still curvy just because I don't have enough length not to be.

Small world. I had a lot of friends in East Boston and even lived with my girlfriend in the Brandywine complex when I left home at 17.

I grew up in the North End. Having moved from the West End of Boston, my Mom was Czech and Italian and my Dad, whoever he was, was English.

I worked on Newbury Street for years, first as a controller for a furrier and then as a business manager of a modeling agency.

I love Boston because I could walk about everywhere and didn't need a car. The thing I didn't like about East Boston was the I'd have to drive through Chelsea, Revere for the view and Chelsea for the smell (lol).

Nice to make your acquaintance.

 

[49greg]

I can see that I've led a fairly dull life. I did have a few things I thought strange at the time.

Not long after I got out of the Army, early mid seventies, I was attending a University and got into the habit of walking to the student union for lunch at the snack bar with a woman in one of my classes.

She was a non traditional student, being about ten or so years older than my twenty four years, and she was married. It was just a friendship, talked about class and other macht nichts stuff. At the end of the semester, knowing I was going to move and transfer to another University, she invited me out to her place and have a fun "party" with her husband who would like to meet me.

I was innocent, no idea what she was suggesting. I showed up and she answered the door in a see through shorty gown without panties. I just stared and things dawned on me. I was a little hesitant and she basically dragged me into the house. We had a few drinks and small talk. Her husband was a nice guy. We sat and chatted while she ran around getting drinks and nibbles and showing herself off.

Eventually we headed to the bedroom. He stayed dressed in slacks and sport coat the whole time and just wanted to watch. It took a while for me to get over performance anxiety, but all in all it was a fun time. Afterwards she walked me to the door completely naked, Opened it up and stood in the doorway and waved me off. It was very late when I left.

We had finals the next week, had one more lunch with her after the final for that class and she acted like nothing happened except for a "thank's so much for coming over last weekend, we both had a great time," or something like that, as we parted. She kissed my cheek then, and I realized that we had never kissed each other anywhere near our faces that night.

I never saw her again. I knew the address and thought about sending a card at Christmas, but never did.

 

[Hypoxia]

It had something to do with two goats and a Peruvian dwarf but I don't recall the details.

Honest.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

I had a girl once tell me to hit her in the middle of sex. I smacked her ass, not hard enough to leave a mark. She then said "No, damn it. Hit me in the face." I smacked her face just a tad lighter than I had smacked her ass. Still wasn't good enough. She actually wanted me to hit her full force in the face. I told her it wouldn't be any fun if she was knocked out and she got pissed off, and called me a selfish prick. Needless to say we didn't date any more.

 

[DoodlyDo]

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[DoodlyDo]

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[lovecraft68]

I had a girl once tell me to hit her in the middle of sex. I smacked her ass, not hard enough to leave a mark. She then said "No, damn it. Hit me in the face." I smacked her face just a tad lighter than I had smacked her ass. Still wasn't good enough. She actually wanted me to hit her full force in the face. I told her it wouldn't be any fun if she was knocked out and she got pissed off, and called me a selfish prick. Needless to say we didn't date any more.

Had a similar experience except she wanted to be choked. First off I was not comfortable with doing that to any degree, but there was the common sense thought of so I'm going to leave bruises in the shape of my fingers around your neck? Um, no.

I'm not against rough sex, I enjoy it, but actual physical blows to the face and choking I draw the line at.

 

[Serban]

Well, I haven't really had any unusual real life requests, but as a commission writer, I got a lot of strange things. I specialize in a few niche fetishes, so I mean, it's 'normal' that I get weird requests, like animals and furries. One request I didn't understand was this guy trying to start a 'fed legs' craze, about womens legs being painted yellow.

The idea was they were tied down and painted, with the paint increasing sexual pleasure until with the last stroke they climax, but can then never climax again. He also started a forum dedicated to women with photoshopped yellow legs and tight yellow leggings/tights. It wasn't disgusting, just weird.

 

[lovecraft68]

like the above not totally weird, but kind of odd.

A girl I dated years ago told me her ex boyfriend used to get off by fucking her leg, bent at the knee so his cock was sliding between the back of her knee and her calve and he wanted her other leg straight so he would cum on the back of her other knee...

She did it to humor him, but could never understand what he saw in it, she said he could never really explain it himself

 

[DoodlyDo]

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[DoodlyDo]

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[Saxon_Hart]

Wow. Yeah, that would be dangerous! Imagine answering the door the next afternoon, finding her with a black eye... plus a couple cops!

I think I'd have to say no, too.

Had a similar experience except she wanted to be choked. First off I was not comfortable with doing that to any degree, but there was the common sense thought of so I'm going to leave bruises in the shape of my fingers around your neck? Um, no.

I'm not against rough sex, I enjoy it, but actual physical blows to the face and choking I draw the line at.

Yeah I can't see using doing anything during sex that would intentionally injure your partner. Hit em or choke them just right and your next orgasm is from Bubba in prison.

Well, I haven't really had any unusual real life requests, but as a commission writer, I got a lot of strange things. I specialize in a few niche fetishes, so I mean, it's 'normal' that I get weird requests, like animals and furries. One request I didn't understand was this guy trying to start a 'fed legs' craze, about womens legs being painted yellow.

The idea was they were tied down and painted, with the paint increasing sexual pleasure until with the last stroke they climax, but can then never climax again. He also started a forum dedicated to women with photoshopped yellow legs and tight yellow leggings/tights. It wasn't disgusting, just weird.

Odd shit. I once read a story that creeped me out for days after I read it. In the story a woman was bathed and covered in some sort of herb rub. The people used her pussy juices to dress a salad. I was OK up to that point, then it got uber weird. They actually started carving and eating the woman in the story. She was alive through most of it, and her hubby was proud that she'd done this for her boss's party. I never knew who wrote it, it came in an e-mail I used to get. Usually the stories were hot.