Strangest sexual request ever received?

[SusanJillParker]

Well, I haven't really had any unusual real life requests, but as a commission writer, I got a lot of strange things. I specialize in a few niche fetishes, so I mean, it's 'normal' that I get weird requests, like animals and furries. One request I didn't understand was this guy trying to start a 'fed legs' craze, about womens legs being painted yellow.

The idea was they were tied down and painted, with the paint increasing sexual pleasure until with the last stroke they climax, but can then never climax again. He also started a forum dedicated to women with photoshopped yellow legs and tight yellow leggings/tights. It wasn't disgusting, just weird.

I tell all of my customers that I won't write a story of anyone under the age of 18-years-old and I won't write a story about having sex with animals.

Some people treat me as if I'm the crazy one for not writing what they want as long as they pay me to write it.