Is Ted Cruz a Reptilian?

[renard_ruse]

Although I personally don't believe there are Reptilians, its interesting to consider.

Many people believe that Obama is a Reptilian, as are nearly all world leaders. Could Cruz have been sent up from the interior of the earth by the Reptilians as a phony foil to Obama? Its an interesting question.

Just like Obama he seemed to appear on the public scene suddenly with a somewhat mysterious background. His wife also has mysterious background, works for global financiers, and has ties to the Council on Foreign Relations.

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[RoryN]

"Responding to a question about Sen. Ted Cruz often positively invoking [Ronald Reagan's] name on the campaign trail and during debates, [Patti] Davis said, `It may be this week he’s doing it more than the others. But they all kind of do it. But yet, they are so not like him. My father would be so appalled at what’s going on. He would be so appalled at these candidates.'"

 

[Iceprincess12]

http://www.dailydiscord.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cruze-troll-copy.jpg

I didn't find any evidence of full reptilian but I won't rule out hybrid. There is some speculation that he may be a troll...I'm starting to wonder.

 

[RoryN]

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[renard_ruse]

"Responding to a question about Sen. Ted Cruz often positively invoking [Ronald Reagan's] name on the campaign trail and during debates, [Patti] Davis said, `It may be this week he’s doing it more than the others. But they all kind of do it. But yet, they are so not like him. My father would be so appalled at what’s going on. He would be so appalled at these candidates.'"

Patti Davis is a lifelong liberal. The political animosity between her and her father was public record when he was President.

And, of course, Reaganite candidates will cite President Reagan as an influence. Duh.

 

[pollynova]

Why are you so racist against reptilians? They just want to come here and work hard, like everyone else!

 

[RoryN]

Patti Davis is a lifelong liberal.

Yes. And she's correct.

BTW, what's it like for you to watch the death of the Republican party as we know it? I'm having a delightful time.

 

[Hypoxia]

Reptilioid Republicans have a clear program. They favor global warming (terraforming Earth to suit their alien masters) and fat-saturated McFood (producing plump, juicy humans for their alien masters' dinner plates). The bodies of Reptilioid Republicans have strange alien protrusions so they are never seen naked. If they refuse to undress, they are Reptilioid Republicans. Kill them.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Right when I find myself more and more willing to vote for a Republican, Cruz appears...sort of the concentrated distillation of every qualm I could have about doing such a thing.

 

[patient1]

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Definite family resemblance ! If he combed his hair the same way it would be obvious.

Thanks, this made my day.

 

[Sean]

Patti Davis is a lifelong liberal. The political animosity between her and her father was public record when he was President.

And, of course, Reaganite candidates will cite President Reagan as an influence. Duh.

Name one Reaganite candidate in the current crop.

 

[SlightlyGone]

Reptillian ... Like V?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't know about him but I've long suspected Martha Stewart of being one.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

If any of the candidates are reptilian it's Clinton and Trump. Kang and Kodos.

 

[RoryN]

Name one Reaganite candidate in the current crop.

Trump really, really, really, really, really wants to be seen as one. He keeps mentioning "delegating authority" because he knows the dum dums see Reagan as having been a great delegator.

What they don't realize is that it means politics as usual if Trump wins. They want to pretend he's going to go in like a wrecking ball and disrupt the status quo. Anyone who believes that A: doesn't know Trump, and B: is fucking stupid.

 

[Disgustipated]

Do you find Yates' threads more or less funny when he forgets he's logged in as Ruse?