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Hi jc
Welcome to the aussies thread. Moves a bit slowly sometimes, but keep checking in.
Aussies! Check in here!
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Hi jc
Welcome to the aussies thread. Moves a bit slowly sometimes, but keep checking in.
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Trust me when I say that there is not a hint of blue in my eyes.
They are actually green with yellow/pale brown striations.
Welcome to the aussies thread
Don't be too down WQ - the old saying about having to kiss a lot of frogs before finding the prince springs to mind!
Room for almost everyone - after all, we have boundless plains to share
But surely those guys - or the enlightened ones - will be captivated when they find one woman who does! I know smooth legs and a tight arse might attract my eye, but smart girls are my kryptonite.
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Hi jc
Welcome to the aussies thread. Moves a bit slowly sometimes, but keep checking in.
Thanks WQ.... Will do
warrior queen
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Evening Aussies
Well, the silly season has officially begun. Baubles, tinsel, manic shoppers, and neverending looped Xmas music.....
Has everyone done all their gift-buying? I am in favour of giving everyone giftcards this year.... but I have actually done the 'thoughtfully perfect' gift purchasing instead. Maybe next year...?
In other news - I am scheduled for surgery on the 15th of this month. We have discovered a couple more skin cancers I will know about a week after if these 2 need radiation as well.
(I feel a bit like I may be microwaved to at least 'medium' by now!)
A good thing with these two....because of where they are, I will not be able to wear a bra for a while! This is good news - every woman knows how uncomfortable and sweaty bras get on those hot days! Suck it up, biatches....my girls will be cool and happy for the usual hot Xmas day
YAY for having the final V8 session on f-t-a tv....the coverage has been lousy all year
Pizza for dinner...
Well, the silly season has officially begun. Baubles, tinsel, manic shoppers, and neverending looped Xmas music.....
Has everyone done all their gift-buying? I am in favour of giving everyone giftcards this year.... but I have actually done the 'thoughtfully perfect' gift purchasing instead. Maybe next year...?
In other news - I am scheduled for surgery on the 15th of this month. We have discovered a couple more skin cancers
I will know about a week after if these 2 need radiation as well.(I feel a bit like I may be microwaved to at least 'medium' by now!)
A good thing with these two....because of where they are, I will not be able to wear a bra for a while! This is good news - every woman knows how uncomfortable and sweaty bras get on those hot days! Suck it up, biatches....my girls will be cool and happy for the usual hot Xmas day
YAY for having the final V8 session on f-t-a tv....the coverage has been lousy all year
Pizza for dinner...
darkelf9
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You've just got to stop going out with lumberjacks
As for the without sex bit well that won't last long, Christmas is nearly here. Get a dog, that should rule out the "eaten by cats" scenario. Cats don't give a shit about anyone except themselves, reminds me of a few people I've worked with over the years. They all came to a sticky end. Here's how it goes.....
I had an eye exam today, and the guy from yesterday texted me just before I went in, saying "don't let anyone mess up those beautiful blue eyes'"
My eyes are green/hazel.
I really did laugh out loud at this one WQ. At least you still have your sense of humour. Now you know guys aren't looking at your eyes the first time around. I probably couldn't tell you the colour of the eyes of the women I know. Anyway here are two
for each of your eyes and a nipple tug, well just for the hell of it.
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Trust me when I say that there is not a hint of blue in my eyes.
They are actually green with yellow/pale brown striations.
Welcome to the aussies thread
Now c'mon WQ stop making the eye colour thing hard for guys to remember. Never heard any bloke say " she has the most beautiful green eyes with yellow/pale striations"...like the guy had a hard enough time trying to match his socks with the pants.
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Evening Aussies
Well, the silly season has officially begun. Baubles, tinsel, manic shoppers, and neverending looped Xmas music.....
Has everyone done all their gift-buying? I am in favour of giving everyone giftcards this year.... but I have actually done the 'thoughtfully perfect' gift purchasing instead. Maybe next year...?
In other news - I am scheduled for surgery on the 15th of this month. We have discovered a couple more skin cancers
(I feel a bit like I may be microwaved to at least 'medium' by now!)
A good thing with these two....because of where they are, I will not be able to wear a bra for a while! This is good news - every woman knows how uncomfortable and sweaty bras get on those hot days! Suck it up, biatches....my girls will be cool and happy for the usual hot Xmas day
YAY for having the final V8 session on f-t-a tv....the coverage has been lousy all year
Pizza for dinner...
Sorry to hear about the latest medical issues. Skin cancer is one of the cancers I'm least likely to get, natural skin tone barrier, but I've got a bunch of others apparently I'm a prime candidate for, lucky me.
Just had a friend recovery from surgery with a long time recovery and a nephew recently out of hospital, must be surgery season.
Had my last medical stuff this month, starts again a few months into the new year, so I'm intending to indulge this Christmas since the last one was rather crap. Did some of the Christmas shopping this week whilst the car was getting serviced, although not much on special yet. It starts next week so I'm headed back to the shops next week and will have to get there early. Was crowded by 9am and by 11am well it was in high gear.
May your boobs appreciate their impending freedom.
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Afternoon all,
Been a little while since I was on here. Busy with stuff, but now the focus is on more fun stuff.
Well its going to be hot in most places around this vast country of ours this weekend so hope everyone finds a place to cool off. Those in the bushfire zones, well lets hope it passes you by. In for a warm spell here in Melbourne town till about Tues next week so I'm stocking up on the essentials, water in the fridge, ice, beer, more beer, chiko rolls...well I guess that's all the essentials. Also an excuse to be naked around the house. Yes I know some people on here don't need a reason. Already purchased the video games last month, so good to go. In fact have been playing Fallout 4 which is huge. Have to set aside some serious time to get anything done in that game.
Been out in the garden in the last couple of weeks using muscles I haven't used in over six months due to illness. Was a bit of a shock to the body the first day, didn't help that I was out there for 4 hours without a break, everything in moderation of course. More hacking and slashing to do in the garden this Summer, trying to play catchup from last Summer.
Next year starts the countdown to early retirement in 2017 so looking forward to getting an income again, not looking forward to the paying taxes again bit.
Welcome to all the new people posting. All is welcome, don't even need to bring any beers, just a sense of humour and not taking yourself too seriously. WQ is the official thread ring bearer. No need to bow just bring a shot of bourbon on occasion.
Been a little while since I was on here. Busy with stuff, but now the focus is on more fun stuff.
Well its going to be hot in most places around this vast country of ours this weekend so hope everyone finds a place to cool off. Those in the bushfire zones, well lets hope it passes you by. In for a warm spell here in Melbourne town till about Tues next week so I'm stocking up on the essentials, water in the fridge, ice, beer, more beer, chiko rolls...well I guess that's all the essentials. Also an excuse to be naked around the house. Yes I know some people on here don't need a reason. Already purchased the video games last month, so good to go. In fact have been playing Fallout 4 which is huge. Have to set aside some serious time to get anything done in that game.
Been out in the garden in the last couple of weeks using muscles I haven't used in over six months due to illness. Was a bit of a shock to the body the first day, didn't help that I was out there for 4 hours without a break, everything in moderation of course. More hacking and slashing to do in the garden this Summer, trying to play catchup from last Summer.
Next year starts the countdown to early retirement in 2017 so looking forward to getting an income again, not looking forward to the paying taxes again bit.
Welcome to all the new people posting. All is welcome, don't even need to bring any beers, just a sense of humour and not taking yourself too seriously. WQ is the official thread ring bearer. No need to bow just bring a shot of bourbon on occasion.
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There should be bowing, dammit!
Genuflecting, even
And while you're down there......
Don't forget the bourbon.
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There should be bowing, dammit!
Genuflecting, even
And while you're down there......
Don't forget the bourbon.
Oh you mean I should be bowing, well in that case what will I find if I'm down there...should I bring my gardening tool to clear a path thru the bushes or is the path clear?
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Afternoon all,
It's a nice sunny day in Melbourne town now that the cool breeze is around. Certainly do notice the difference without it. Tried out the new fan yesterday and was impressed. Never purchased a metal fan before, a bit noisy but a good breeze generated.
Well it's time for Santa and the 3 Ho's of Christmas to warm up, although 2 out of the three Ho's need to wax and the third one keeps complaining of not having the right shoes.
Done most of the Christmas shopping thankfully and all the Christmas cards have been sent. Learnt to get to the shopping centres before 9am, surprisingly stores were open at 8am and not just the coffee spots. Couldn't find the usual booze filled chocs this year, not sure why. In fact the Christmas specials seemed to be lacking. However lots of people shopping during the week days which still surprises me.
Didn't know Dan Murphy's now has a membership card. Might consider it just for the specials.
I hope you all have a merry and safe festive season and may Santa and the 3 Ho's give you pleasure in what ever form you desire. Nipple tugs and's to the ladies.
It's a nice sunny day in Melbourne town now that the cool breeze is around. Certainly do notice the difference without it. Tried out the new fan yesterday and was impressed. Never purchased a metal fan before, a bit noisy but a good breeze generated.
Well it's time for Santa and the 3 Ho's of Christmas to warm up, although 2 out of the three Ho's need to wax and the third one keeps complaining of not having the right shoes.
Done most of the Christmas shopping thankfully and all the Christmas cards have been sent. Learnt to get to the shopping centres before 9am, surprisingly stores were open at 8am and not just the coffee spots. Couldn't find the usual booze filled chocs this year, not sure why. In fact the Christmas specials seemed to be lacking. However lots of people shopping during the week days which still surprises me.
Didn't know Dan Murphy's now has a membership card. Might consider it just for the specials.
I hope you all have a merry and safe festive season and may Santa and the 3 Ho's give you pleasure in what ever form you desire. Nipple tugs and
's to the ladies.
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Afternoon all,
It's a nice sunny day in Melbourne town now that the cool breeze is around. Certainly do notice the difference without it. Tried out the new fan yesterday and was impressed. Never purchased a metal fan before, a bit noisy but a good breeze generated.
Well it's time for Santa and the 3 Ho's of Christmas to warm up, although 2 out of the three Ho's need to wax and the third one keeps complaining of not having the right shoes.
Done most of the Christmas shopping thankfully and all the Christmas cards have been sent. Learnt to get to the shopping centres before 9am, surprisingly stores were open at 8am and not just the coffee spots. Couldn't find the usual booze filled chocs this year, not sure why. In fact the Christmas specials seemed to be lacking. However lots of people shopping during the week days which still surprises me.
Didn't know Dan Murphy's now has a membership card. Might consider it just for the specials.
I hope you all have a merry and safe festive season and may Santa and the 3 Ho's give you pleasure in what ever form you desire. Nipple tugs and
*sneaks in from the US, whilst no one else is here* Hope you have a great day!
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Yes thus far the day is good, sorted out some issues and have opened a new jar of coffee.
Hope you stay warm over there. Lovely av and rather appropriate for the season.
, sorry lets add another , wouldn't want your other nipple being pissed off with me.
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Yes thus far the day is good, sorted out some issues and have opened a new jar of coffee.
Hope you stay warm over there. Lovely av and rather appropriate for the season.
Well, thank you for both kisses...wouldn't want to walk lopsided!
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A slight bias to left or right might assist in making a circumnavigation of this very large island...
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A slight bias to left or right might assist in making a circumnavigation of this very large island...
So, true...you aren't really Lost are you? Lol.
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Well, thank you for both kisses...wouldn't want to walk lopsided!
Perish the thought, glad I could assist. I try to be handy.
It was either a
or the other option...don't think a guy with mouth-attached-to-boob would make walking very helpful.
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Afternoon all,
Oh look we're on a new page just in time for Christmas.
Well I guess I'll say the obvious...Its fucking hot out there! Doesn't make it any cooler but it helps. Thinking of our fellow Aussies in SA. Not looking forward to when its our turn to get those temps in the 40's usually in Jan although it will get close to that on Sat here in Melbourne town so I've gone into shut out mode trying to keep the house cool. Gone are the days when someone else is paying for the air con.
Saw that authorities recommended that people should go to shopping centres to stay cool...not these days. Fucking hotter in there than at home since they are all trying to save money. Went to Target last week and one of the checkout ladies had a fan at her checkout cause it was so warm in Target on the day. The temp for the day was only 26.
As for Sydney well it seems its becoming more like Qld every Summer. I know what its like to have your house damaged by storms. Happens really quickly but the cleanup and repair seems to take forever. Hopefully no loss of life.
Been to Dan Murphy's to do a double shop for Christmas. Bought some OS beer, which can be expensive but its a once a year thing. Hope you manage to stay cool where ever you are.
Oh look we're on a new page just in time for Christmas.
Well I guess I'll say the obvious...Its fucking hot out there! Doesn't make it any cooler but it helps. Thinking of our fellow Aussies in SA. Not looking forward to when its our turn to get those temps in the 40's usually in Jan although it will get close to that on Sat here in Melbourne town so I've gone into shut out mode trying to keep the house cool. Gone are the days when someone else is paying for the air con.
Saw that authorities recommended that people should go to shopping centres to stay cool...not these days. Fucking hotter in there than at home since they are all trying to save money. Went to Target last week and one of the checkout ladies had a fan at her checkout cause it was so warm in Target on the day. The temp for the day was only 26.
As for Sydney well it seems its becoming more like Qld every Summer. I know what its like to have your house damaged by storms. Happens really quickly but the cleanup and repair seems to take forever. Hopefully no loss of life.
Been to Dan Murphy's to do a double shop for Christmas. Bought some OS beer, which can be expensive but its a once a year thing. Hope you manage to stay cool where ever you are.
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Hi guys...
I am back from Busselton (WA) just in time to catch the hot weather coming to Tassie.
I spent 6 wonderful days with my sis, and the morning of the 7th she was admitted into a palliative care only ward and became unresponsive. Not long now
I'm seriously glad I got there in time, and got to see her while she was still able to talk and interact.
My Christmas will be somewhat subdued this year.
I am back from Busselton (WA) just in time to catch the hot weather coming to Tassie.
I spent 6 wonderful days with my sis, and the morning of the 7th she was admitted into a palliative care only ward and became unresponsive. Not long now
I'm seriously glad I got there in time, and got to see her while she was still able to talk and interact.
My Christmas will be somewhat subdued this year.
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Thank you! I assumed it was just me. I thought it was warmer inside a Target than outside.
It's those visits which help us to sustain our memories of a shared life. While this Christmas may be subdued and future ones tempered with sadness, you will also remember those Christmases and other family occasions you shared. The holidays can be bitter sweet. And I think you will find that grandchildren have a way of brightening up the day in their own special way. Wishing you all the best for the days ahead.Hi guys...
I am back from Busselton (WA) just in time to catch the hot weather coming to Tassie.
I spent 6 wonderful days with my sis, and the morning of the 7th she was admitted into a palliative care only ward and became unresponsive. Not long now
I'm seriously glad I got there in time, and got to see her while she was still able to talk and interact.
My Christmas will be somewhat subdued this year.
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Holy shit! How fucking hot is it!?!
I feel like a crispy critter....dehydrated and shrivelled.
Another hot one tomorrow and then hopefully, rain.
I feel like a crispy critter....dehydrated and shrivelled.
Another hot one tomorrow and then hopefully, rain.
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Superubermega pissed off at the lousy coverage of V8's all year on free to air tv.
So much so, I am writing to the station that has the rights, as well as to V8 supercars and every team
Good Old Frosty!!!!!!!!!! WHOOP WHOOP
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A bit late granted, but what happened?
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Yippee! I have an empty house tonight!
So....a couple of bourbons, some decent music (Pink Floyd), a blue steak for dinner, and a foot soak.
I thought you said "Decent music" he he he
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Evening Aussies
Well, the silly season has officially begun. Baubles, tinsel, manic shoppers, and neverending looped Xmas music.....
Has everyone done all their gift-buying? I am in favour of giving everyone giftcards this year.... but I have actually done the 'thoughtfully perfect' gift purchasing instead. Maybe next year...?
In other news - I am scheduled for surgery on the 15th of this month. We have discovered a couple more skin cancers
(I feel a bit like I may be microwaved to at least 'medium' by now!)
A good thing with these two....because of where they are, I will not be able to wear a bra for a while! This is good news - every woman knows how uncomfortable and sweaty bras get on those hot days! Suck it up, biatches....my girls will be cool and happy for the usual hot Xmas day
YAY for having the final V8 session on f-t-a tv....the coverage has been lousy all year
Pizza for dinner...
I too am scheduled for a Skin Cancer procedure on the 7th Jan. It's on my upper arm, so no worries.
Let those boobies free.....................pics............ha ha ha
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