I wrote my Christmas cards out...

1 cunt, 2 cunt, 3 cunt, 4
all the little cunts you know
a'knockin' on your door

merry christmas, cuntlette! :kiss::D
 
My 4 year old was struggling to open a yoghurt lid today when he suddenly mumbled, 'Fucking shitty lid!'

My wife immediately looked at me and said, 'I wonder where he got that from?'

I replied, 'The fucking fridge, you silly cunt'.
 
My 4 year old was struggling to open a yoghurt lid today when he suddenly mumbled, 'Fucking shitty lid!'

My wife immediately looked at me and said, 'I wonder where he got that from?'

I replied, 'The fucking fridge, you silly cunt'.

Bwahaha!
 
My 4 year old was struggling to open a yoghurt lid today when he suddenly mumbled, 'Fucking shitty lid!'

My wife immediately looked at me and said, 'I wonder where he got that from?'

I replied, 'The fucking fridge, you silly cunt'.

Blahaha!
 
Back
Top