Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[midwestyankee]

Best guess...how many guys out there would stick their dick in the last one, just to see how that felt?

This is a trick question, isn't it?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

This is a trick question, isn't it?

*scampers in*



*scampers out again*

 

[midwestyankee]

*scampers in*



*scampers out again*

Don't be afraid. We don't bite. Well, not all the time.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Don't be afraid. We don't bite. Well, not all the time.

*curls in your lap*

purrrrr



(I'm about to hit the highway back toward the little one )

 

[midwestyankee]

*curls in your lap*

purrrrr



(I'm about to hit the highway back toward the little one )

Safe travels.

 

[desertslave]

Safe travels.

You be careful, too, MWY! I hear it's messy out there.

 

[midwestyankee]

You be careful, too, MWY! I hear it's messy out there.

I don't have any snow where I am. Of course, it helps that I'm in northern New England at the momenrt.

 

[SpunThings]

I don't have any snow where I am. Of course, it helps that I'm in northern New England at the momenrt.

And thank goodness we don't have snow here yet!

 

[midwestyankee]

I don't have any snow where I am. Of course, it helps that I'm in northern New England at the moment.

And, still in New England. Flight to Chicago has been held for 4.5 hours so far and will likely be delayed for a good while longer. Have been a happier camper.

 

[desertslave]

And, still in New England. Flight to Chicago has been held for 4.5 hours so far and will likely be delayed for a good while longer. Have been a happier camper.

When DD headed off to work she posted a pic. Not that much sn*w where she is, but more than a dusting. Hope you're home & dry soon.

 

[gypsy*seer]

And, still in New England. Flight to Chicago has been held for 4.5 hours so far and will likely be delayed for a good while longer. Have been a happier camper.

Today a friend in the same spot had his flight from MHT to Chicago cancelled. He got a new flight for Monday. Good luck, Yank!

 

[Cumference]

Right now its is snowing heavily here.

The police issued an "unless it is an absolute emergency, stay at home" during the night.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

It's only 48 this afternoon here
No wonder it's a blizzard everywhere else...

 

[Aphro]

These sound like the words of a woman who has had cold lube callously applied to her nether delicates, without it even being warmed briefly in the hand.

Em, darlin', you're talking to the wrong girl. It would be more likely that I was the one who put it in the fridge in the first place.

But the electronic hot dog warmer still looks like a plug in Chinese finger trap for dicks, to me.

 

[midwestyankee]

When DD headed off to work she posted a pic. Not that much sn*w where she is, but more than a dusting. Hope you're home & dry soon.

The measured snowfall in our back yard was 12.5 inches.

Today a friend in the same spot had his flight from MHT to Chicago cancelled. He got a new flight for Monday. Good luck, Yank!

We eventually went wheels up 5.5 hours after our scheduled departure. Which was aggravated by the fact that I had already lived through a 4.5 hour layover after my initial flight into Boston.

 

[midwestyankee]

Em, darlin', you're talking to the wrong girl. It would be more likely that I was the one who put it in the fridge in the first place.

But the electronic hot dog warmer still looks like a plug in Chinese finger trap for dicks, to me.

This from someone whose av looks like some kind of trap.

 

[midwestyankee]

It's only 48 this afternoon here
No wonder it's a blizzard everywhere else...

That was 48F, right? Holy shit! Break out the igloo construction plans, Tex, we're having an ice age.

 

[Aphro]

This from someone whose av looks like some kind of trap.

Booby trap.

 

[midwestyankee]

Booby trap.

Of course! I knew there was a name for such a thing and it was right on the tip of my tongue, too.

 

[midwestyankee]

Not quite sure why this one caught my eye today. Maybe I was supposed to do some laundry?

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/pinned_zpsicnln0aq.jpg

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Not quite sure why this one caught my eye today. Maybe I was supposed to do some laundry?

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I'm pretty sure it's because you don't close the chip bag securely enough

 

[midwestyankee]

<pic snip>

I'm pretty sure it's because you don't close the chip bag securely enough

Quite possible, though only when I get forgetful. Usually I just eat the whole bag and toss the last few shards. The young lady does seem to be well closed up, doesn't she?

 

[midwestyankee]

More Star Wars fun.


http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/tumblr_nu0zxqubN31uzo729o1_500_zpsmzhzb27a.jpg

 

[desertslave]

A bit premature, but I was thinking about it while chopping veggies so I figured I'd share to get us older folks in the holiday mood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

 

[midwestyankee]

A bit premature, but I was thinking about it while chopping veggies so I figured I'd share to get us older folks in the holiday mood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

Bravo. I hope you have a completely arrest-free Thanksgiving.