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MWY, I believe you are somewhat of a hotdog aficionado, and thought you might enjoy this:


http://36.media.tumblr.com/a727b06263121b30b5f411cd016b8db5/tumblr_nx4px4eouk1qgthdfo1_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/67c7b4243102b3881ef3b38089c97b07/tumblr_nx4px4eouk1qgthdfo2_1280.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/558c7ff0f1e47b8fd2a06412c4efff0e/tumblr_nx4px4eouk1qgthdfo3_1280.png
http://40.media.tumblr.com/2dc2a2f3b10fabd10afed221020c8c73/tumblr_nx4px4eouk1qgthdfo4_1280.png


The Norway seems like a lazy take on the Guatemala, and more something thrown together by college kids in the early morning hours, to float in the sea of burpy draft beer sloshing in their belly after a night of partying. I was surprised it is even listed.

Still, you might find an addition or two to add to your hotdog bucket list.
 
Emerson40 said:
MWY, I believe you are somewhat of a hotdog aficionado, and thought you might enjoy this:

The Norway seems like a lazy take on the Guatemala, and more something thrown together by college kids in the early morning hours, to float in the sea of burpy draft beer sloshing in their belly after a night of partying. I was surprised it is even listed.

Still, you might find an addition or two to add to your hotdog bucket list.
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I could definitely see the merits in trying some of those. Thanks for posting it.
 
Funny, the way we like dogs best is cut up and cooked with baked beans. Though I would accept sauerkraut and spicy mustard, in a pinch. But on real bread, not that "roll" crap.
 
desertslave said:
Funny, the way we like dogs best is cut up and cooked with baked beans. Though I would accept sauerkraut and spicy mustard, in a pinch. But on real bread, not that "roll" crap.
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I grew up eating hot dogs with baked beans every Saturday night for many years. The dogs were served whole and without buns.
 
I always insisted on the octopus shaped, boiled ones as a youngster, and I still enjoy them every now and then today :D When I want a seriously goods hotdog, though, it's fried in butter with onions and put on a toasted bun with mustard, maybe relish as well (but must often not).
 
Emerson, if the NSA ever looked closely at your browser history, their algorithms would explode. Come to think of it, do you think you could do something to attract their attention? :D
 
midwestyankee said:
Emerson, if the NSA ever looked closely at your browser history, their algorithms would explode. Come to think of it, do you think you could do something to attract their attention? :D
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My browser is configured to achieve maximum insanity and is bolstered by state of the art technology machine-learning add-ons - think Deep Blue with SafeSearch turned off - that enable it to omit vanilla search results and provide images befitting my humour, kinks, and outside-the-box thinking.

My laptop is like HAL 9000, if HAL 9000 had unprotected group sexual interface with Chuck Palahniuk and Tumblr in a basement Berlin Sex Club.

If the NSA is watching, they likely fappin'. ;)



Most folks 'Google" hot dog and get something like this:


http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ressl66k1rfyc7qo1_500.jpg



When I search for hot dog, I am presented with a surfeit of berserk images, some not NSFW, and other images and GIFs that could shock and cauterize the mind and can never be unseen.

Here are some of the tamer ones...

http://41.media.tumblr.com/a6234b8d78af4be9dc3dc0270dc6d3c2/tumblr_nuww09KCFK1qz5hh4o1_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/903a29cf7c3914a2562b201a86bec823/tumblr_nxmi0sYxVz1qd5mq1o1_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/ef4bc3fdd87bb6e9fa10585bdd1ed5cd/tumblr_nxacro97WD1srjwkeo1_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/4cfe74db4827f10082eab62fbf091c80/tumblr_nxhj6lIZaC1ttrxmxo1_500.jpg


It is both a blessing and a curse...
 
Emerson40 said:
My browser is configured to achieve maximum insanity and is bolstered by state of the art technology machine-learning add-ons - think Deep Blue with SafeSearch turned off - that enable it to omit vanilla search results and provide images befitting my humour, kinks, and outside-the-box thinking.

My laptop is like HAL 9000, if HAL 9000 had unprotected group sexual interface with Chuck Palahniuk and Tumblr in a basement Berlin Sex Club.

If the NSA is watching, they likely fappin'. ;)



Most folks 'Google" hot dog and get something like this:


http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ressl66k1rfyc7qo1_500.jpg



When I search for hot dog, I am presented with a surfeit of berserk images, some not NSFW, and other images and GIFs that could shock and cauterize the mind and can never be unseen.

Here are some of the tamer ones...

http://41.media.tumblr.com/a6234b8d78af4be9dc3dc0270dc6d3c2/tumblr_nuww09KCFK1qz5hh4o1_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/903a29cf7c3914a2562b201a86bec823/tumblr_nxmi0sYxVz1qd5mq1o1_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/ef4bc3fdd87bb6e9fa10585bdd1ed5cd/tumblr_nxacro97WD1srjwkeo1_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/4cfe74db4827f10082eab62fbf091c80/tumblr_nxhj6lIZaC1ttrxmxo1_500.jpg


It is both a blessing and a curse...
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Best guess...how many guys out there would stick their dick in the last one, just to see how that felt?:D
 
midwestyankee said:
In Maine, they like their hot dogs to look radioactive red.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/image_zpsec2nfi9p.jpeg
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It appears that bun needs to loosen it's grip on that weenie. It's gonna be purple soon.

Seriously though, that just looks a little weird. I know there really isn't an official hotdog colour, but that wiener looks off. Is that just a casing thing, or does it look like fresh Pacific salmon all the way through?



Aphroditiac said:
Best guess...how many guys out there would stick their dick in the last one, just to see how that felt?:D
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These sound like the words of a woman who has had cold lube callously applied to her nether delicates, without it even being warmed briefly in the hand. :rose:

As for me, never. I have friends who work in the ER, and they have shared plenty a tale about some people and their sexual misadventures.
 
Emerson40 said:
.....
These sound like the words of a woman who has had cold lube callously applied to her nether delicates, without it even being warmed briefly in the hand. :rose:
........
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Would it make me a bad person, if I considered it fun to do?
 
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