The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

[smoothg103rd]

Nice Av.

 

[yossi]

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#MakeItAllHotAndHornyByChangingALottaWords

Oh my god, I fucking love it.

 

[Aglaopheme]

What about both? 8 inches of snow outside, but you're inside by the fireplace with the 8 inches of cock?

There are benefits to being snowed in or on.

 

[Mr Noone]

A: Yes, but those always hurt his feet.

Made me laugh and cry.

 

[thør]

You don't follow rules, huh?

I'm just doing what I need to do.

 

[thør]

I thought it was an either/or situation.

As long as I don't have to shovel the snow.

But I'll blow both.

A man shouldn't be having his woman blow snow.

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/UB3GbuH.png

 

[Saint Peter]

A man shouldn't be having his woman blow snow.

What if she wants to blow? Blow blow blow blow blow.


There is no stopping that.

 

[thør]

What if she wants to blow? Blow blow blow blow blow.


There is no stopping that.

The 11.5hp snowblower is not a friendly beast.

 

[Saint Peter]

The 11.5hp snowblower is not a friendly beast.

Wind and then snow. The first inch was soggy leaves.

Soggy leaf blower.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I hope this format works or I just fucked up my mp3 player.

 

[yossi]

Wind and then snow. The first inch was soggy leaves.

Soggy leaf blower.

I need to rake. I don't wanna.

 

[Saint Peter]

I need to rake. I don't wanna.

Me too. I am waiting for the big stubborn tree to cut loose.

Sucks.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I need to rake. I don't wanna.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Eq-myYKQQl8/hqdefault.jpg

The Rake will do it.....for free cookies.

 

[Lorilei]

Made me laugh and cry.

It was the sweetest, most genuine moment.

 

[Que]

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#MakeItAllHotAndHornyByChangingALottaWords

Brilliantly done.

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://candorville.com/comics/2015-11-10-susan-writes-a-novel.jpg

 

[Aquagal]

Trying on one piece bathing suits is like going through one round with Ronda Rousey.

 

[Que]

Trying on one piece bathing suits is like going through one round with Ronda Rousey.

Other than the fact that in your neck of the woods bathing suits must be about 95% off these days I can't particularly see why you're shopping for one. I was under the impression that you skinny dip in your hot tub.

 

[thør]

Other than the fact that in your neck of the woods bathing suits must be about 95% off these days I can't particularly see why you're shopping for one. I was under the impression that you skinny dip in your hot tub.

Assumptions are the greatest sin on the internet.

 

[thør]

I have 3 sinks to fuck with, tonight.

Sink work is done. All three are happy.

 

[doctor_insanus]

It's going to be okay.

http://www.npr.org/player/embed/455931394/456254093

 

[Aquagal]

Other than the fact that in your neck of the woods bathing suits must be about 95% off these days I can't particularly see why you're shopping for one. I was under the impression that you skinny dip in your hot tub.

Headed to Mexico, duh. They make me wear one.

Assumptions are the greatest sin on the internet.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Assumptions are the greatest sin on the internet.

Funny and true.

Sink work is done. All three are happy.

(Insert stanima joke here)

It's going to be okay.

http://www.npr.org/player/embed/455931394/456254093

I have never heard that story. That's pretty darn amazing. Shanks!

 

[TwinkleStars]

Just fucking great. Now I need to buy another mp3 player because this one crapped out on me. Damn little fucker.