The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.

[BabblingBrooke]

Snow or cock?

Either way, lots to work with there. Plus, I love snow and cock.

 

[yossi]

What about nipple twin pictures?

Those have an edge over alcohol.

 

[thør]

8 please if one is asking.

It packs better.

 

[yossi]

A:Ok, there's the shirt and jacket he wanted to wear. He didn't want a tie. Do you think he needs pants?

B: Well, nobody's going to be able to see his pants anyway.

C: Of COURSE he needs pants! You can't send him off half dressed.

A: No, you're right. I want to be dressed when it's my turn! Do you think he needs shoes?

B: He's been walkin' around butt nekkid for the past week anyway.

C: True, but anyway. Yes. *finds the perfect matching pair* These go perfect.

A: Yes, but those always hurt his feet.

I love everything about this.

 

[thør]

I can definitely be bribed with wine. Even more quickly with quality Tequila.

I'm just there for dinner.

Not to recount remodeling horror stories.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Those have an edge over alcohol.

Now I am positively donning a goofy grin.

It packs better.

That's what they all say.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Either way, lots to work with there. Plus, I love snow and cock.

Me too. Especially snow.

 

[yossi]

I'm just there for dinner.

Not to recount remodeling horror stories.

I'll have you so satiated you won't be able to escape them.

 

[thør]

That's what they all say.

And, it's almost enough to be able to set tracks in.

 

[thør]

I'll have you so satiated you won't be able to escape them.

I was talking about MY stories!

 

[Aglaopheme]

And, it's almost enough to be able to set tracks in.

*perks up*

Exactly how much does it take to set tracks in?

 

[Aglaopheme]

And will there be a conductor hat involved?

 

[Jennifer]

It's easy.

Salt and pepper the chicken breasts and then using the flat side of a meat mallet, flatten them out to an even-ish thickness.

Place flour, beaten egg + a little water, and bread crumb ( I do a mix of panko and Italian style) in 3 separate containers and coat each breast in that order. If you prefer a thick coating dip it back in the eggs and then once more in bread crumb.

Heat a pan with enough oil for a shallow fry and fry the breasts. To keep them crispy I drain them on wire racks.

Set your oven to broil, layer pasta sauce of your choice, fresh mozzarella, and Parmesan on the breasts and pop them in the oven till you get some nice color on the cheese.

Nice. Thank you!

 

[Aphro]

Either way, lots to work with there. Plus, I love snow and cock.

I'm sorry, but I would take 8 inches of cock over 8 inches of snow any day thankewverymuch.

 

[Adre]

I'm sorry, but I would take 8 inches of cock over 8 inches of snow any day thankewverymuch.

Story of my life, an inch short.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's greasy.

Salt and pepper my big breasts with kisses and then using the flat side of your hands, squeeze them out to a pillowy thickness.

Place your hands, beaten cock + a little massage oil, and bang my bum (I like a mix of slow and hard style) in 3 separate situations and coat each breast in that order. If you can nut a thick coating, dip your cock back between my legs and then once more in my big bum.

Wet my legs with enough oil for each thigh and glaze my breasts. To keep things kinky I raise them by ceiling racks.

Get your blood to boil, spread body part of your choice, sparkling like Cinderella, and keep palming on my breasts and pop your load in my oven till you get some nice color on your cheeks.

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[yossi]

I was talking about MY stories!

There's nothing like griping about having to fix shit.

 

[Wings]

She's putting ombré highlights in. I have no idea what this will actually mean but I always trust her. She is my longest relationship, she deserves the trust.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Actually I'll take the snow over cock. I love a good hard winter.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I'm sorry, but I would take 8 inches of cock over 8 inches of snow any day thankewverymuch.

What about both? 8 inches of snow outside, but you're inside by the fireplace with the 8 inches of cock?

 

[thør]

There's nothing like griping about have to fix shit.

I have 3 sinks to fuck with, tonight.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I have 3 sinks to fuck with, tonight.

You don't follow rules, huh?

 

[thør]

*perks up*

Exactly how much does it take to set tracks in?

10" - 12"

 

[Aphro]

What about both? 8 inches of snow outside, but you're inside by the fireplace with the 8 inches of cock?

I thought it was an either/or situation.

As long as I don't have to shovel the snow.

But I'll blow both.

 

[Aphro]

She's putting ombré highlights in. I have no idea what this will actually mean but I always trust her. She is my longest relationship, she deserves the trust.

Oooh! Post pics when you are done!