Oh Que!

[ElizabethWest]

If there are going to be S'mores, I gotta run to the store. I am out of milk.

All you need is a bottle of scotch.

 

[pensivepoet]

I climbed really high in a apple tree once no longer seems bragable.
Crap

 

[gypsyTX]

Oh sure...blame the victim. Not say, . . . gravity, . . . or the person that convinced him it was a reasonable thing to do?

Yeah, pretty much.
I mean seriously, all he had to remember is to keep his legs closed.

That sounds like sex ed in Texas

All you need is a bottle of scotch.

As long as he shares.

I climbed really high in a apple tree once no longer seems bragable.
Crap

http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/smileys/tounge-smiley.gif

 

[Que]

All you need is a bottle of scotch.

I'm more of an Uisce Beatha drinker, but a good Scotch will do. A bottle though might be overkill. A shot, two at most, is plenty.

Yeah, pretty much.
I mean seriously, all he had to remember is to keep his legs closed.

That sounds like sex ed in Texas

I'm in. I have fond memories of dry-humping.

As long as he shares.

Other than a swig or two you gals can have the rest of the bottle.

I climbed really high in a apple tree once no longer seems bragable.
Crap

Right?

I'm feeling like a pussy here. The chicks are jumping out of aero-planes and drinkin' whiskey from the bottle, like Kid Rock...

 

[pensivepoet]

I'm more of an Uisce Beatha drinker, but a good Scotch will do. A bottle though might be overkill. A shot, two at most, is plenty.




I'm in. I have fond memories of dry-humping.



Other than a swig or two you gals can have the rest of the bottle.



Right?

I'm feeling like a pussy here. The chicks are jumping out of aero-planes and drinkin' whiskey from the bottle, like Kid Rock...

No shit
The rosy riveters have me feelin mighty small here.
I wish I could be clever, but I got nothin.
*kicks a can down the road*
I mean, shit! Sky diving on to a horse? How the hell I gonna beat that?

 

[ElizabethWest]

And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long​

 

[Que]

And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long​

It is both cool and weird that he borrowed the hook from Werewolves of London, but as far as I remember, never gives a nod to that actual song in the lyrics.

 

[Que]

No shit
The rosy riveters have me feelin mighty small here.
I wish I could be clever, but I got nothin.
*kicks a can down the road*
I mean, shit! Sky diving on to a horse? How the hell I gonna beat that?

Sky dive onto a unicorn?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Sky dive onto a unicorn?

Sky dive onto a cactus.

 

[gypsyTX]

No shit
The rosy riveters have me feelin mighty small here.
I wish I could be clever, but I got nothin.
*kicks a can down the road*
I mean, shit! Sky diving on to a horse? How the hell I gonna beat that?

I wish. I landed in mud. The horses were too scared and scattered to the other end of the coral.
I was really hoping to land on one of them. Although, that probably would have hurt.

And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long​

It is both cool and weird that he borrowed the hook from Werewolves of London, but as far as I remember, never gives a nod to that actual song in the lyrics.

I'm ignorant and don't know either of these. Homework for me.

 

[Que]

I wish. I landed in mud. The horses were too scared and scattered to the other end of the coral.
I was really hoping to land on one of them. Although, that probably would have hurt.





I'm ignorant and don't know either of these. Homework for me.

Might be a bit before your time. The original tune is (Ahoooooo), "Werewolves of London"...about seeing a werewolf drinking a pina colada down at Trader Vics.

Kid Rock took the tune as background then overlaid it with the above words and included some of the lyrics from Sweet Home Alabama by Lynard Skynard.

"Turn it UP!"

 

[pensivepoet]

Might be a bit before your time. The original tune is (Ahoooooo), "Werewolves of London"...about seeing a werewolf drinking a pina colada down at Trader Vics.

Kid Rock took the tune as background then overlaid it with the above words and included some of the lyrics from Sweet Home Alabama by Lynard Skynard.

"Turn it UP!"

The tune goes ahoooooooo
Are you a music teacher?

 

[Que]

The tune goes ahoooooooo
Are you a music teacher?

I teach animal calls with an emphasis on the canine family. I have a minor in onomatopoeia but I barely squeaked out that degree.

 

[Lyricalli]

Dry humping sounds like fun right now. Haven't done that in a long time.

 

[Que]

Dry humping sounds like fun right now. Haven't done that in a long time.

I would pay medium money for that. Oh wait. That is called a strip club. "Hell, leave your clothes on girl! I am her for the grind..."

Problem is I'm a top when it comes to dry-humping, not a bottom.

 

[jezzilee]

*giggles*

Dry humping

*giggles some more*

 

[jezzilee]

Finally feeling like myself. These past three days was brutal for me.

Welcome back smoothie. What gives? You go to a party lookin' for some educated excitement...and don't come back for three....count them, one, two, threeeeeee days??? She must have been really exciting to keep you occupied for that long!

 

[Lyricalli]

I would pay medium money for that. Oh wait. That is called a strip club. "Hell, leave your clothes on girl! I am her for the grind..."

Problem is I'm a top when it comes to dry-humping, not a bottom.

Ahh... well, I don't have a problem with that, and I'm a cheap date. hehe

 

[smoothg103rd]

Welcome back smoothie. What gives? You go to a party lookin' for some educated excitement...and don't come back for three....count them, one, two, threeeeeee days??? She must have been really exciting to keep you occupied for that long!

Lol. Yeah I got some snatch. But after drinking all that liquor and taking all those drugs, I was out of it for a couple of days. I just started feeling back to normal today. I had hella fun tho.

 

[Que]

Lol. Yeah I got some snatch. But after drinking all that liquor and taking all those drugs, I was out of it for a couple of days. I just started feeling back to normal today. I had hella fun tho.

Speaking of polishing the bishop...you getting the latest move? It did that thing again where it put me back two moves. I tried just advancing my bishop to the same space, then it looked normal again, But I haven't seen you move since.

 

[jezzilee]

Lol. Yeah I got some snatch. But after drinking all that liquor and taking all those drugs, I was out of it for a couple of days. I just started feeling back to normal today. I had hella fun tho.

Glad you enjoyed!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Speaking of polishing the bishop...you getting the latest move? It did that thing again where it put me back two moves. I tried just advancing my bishop to the same space, then it looked normal again, But I haven't seen you move since.

I moved probably 45 mins ago.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Glad you enjoyed!

I don't remember most of the night, but I know I had a good time. I woke up the next morning and didn't know where the fuck I was at, but I realized I was at my homegirl house. They had to tell me most of the stuff that happened.

 

[Que]

I have a troubling grammatical query. What if I find that I have more than one reason for my very existence? I know . . . I am still looking for the first, but what if, when I find it, it is a twofer?

The reason I am concerned is I just learned that the plural for 'raison d'être' can be ether: 'raisons d'être', 'raison d'être' or 'raison d'êtres'. The middle one makes no sense at all.

How can that be? It is not 'attorneys general' or 'attorney generals'. Only the first one is correct.

I am hoping that if I find a 'raison d'être' (singular) that I will resolve this troublesome dilemma before I find a co-morbid 'raison d'être'.

Des? Paging Des....

 

[jezzilee]

I don't remember most of the night, but I know I had a good time. I woke up the next morning and didn't know where the fuck I was at, but I realized I was at my homegirl house. They had to tell me most of the stuff that happened.

Well at least you feel you had a good time, even if you don't remember!