jezzilee
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Sweet dreams Mr. OralDave!
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Sweet dreams Mr. OralDave!
jezzilee
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I like your avatar. And thank you Lyricalli!
Que
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How come no one called absolute bullshit. Are those even actual roads? 'Cause I made 'em up completely at random.
Nope still have my one and only, apparently rare "Westmalle Trappist Tripel" hand smuggled into the country for me. With 9.3% alcohol content the 1/3 of a liter bottle should get me quite drunk if I ever get around to chilling it and drinking it.
I drove a standard transaxel Volkswagen with my right leg in a long leg cast. That took some interesting timing with three pedals and one foot. I turned my idle up a bit and slipped the clutch.
Phil claims that women tend to be horny all together near the end of the month. I can't see how that could be true even if every one of them synced up their menstrual cycles...eventually they would all be say mid or early in the month.
I have to check my phone because I have been arguing not-mathematics for hours now and neglected the game we were playing. He was on 2-3 hours ago.
Thanks. I don't really like my username.... I always choke when it comes to thinking one up at the last moment. But... it's not inaccurate-- as if I had chosen "Boston Bob" or something.
Que
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Lyricalli
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Glad you made it. Still horny? At work? Just passing through...
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Glad you guys made it safe.
How come no one called absolute bullshit. Are those even actual roads? 'Cause I made 'em up completely at random.
I drove a standard transaxel Volkswagen with my right leg in a long leg cast. That took some interesting timing with three pedals and one foot. I turned my idle up a bit and slipped the clutch.
I had my share of POS two-stroke engine cars that I had to learn to break with my left foot so I can keep giving gas with the right foot. Otherwise the engine stalled. Never tried to do it with one leg, and the left to boot.
I'm always horny now that I'm not exhausted all the time.
Many women have a higher libido during the middle of their cycles.
I haven't paid attention to the effect of the full moon though. Now I'm curious.
Que
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Given that your employer already has an exhausted, gimpy employee on his hands, I am not sure anything I might suggest to abate said horniness would really be a very good idea.
Que
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Maybe. Funny though.
Que
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Glad you guys made it safe.
I had my share of POS two-stroke engine cars that I had to learn to break with my left foot so I can keep giving gas with the right foot. Otherwise the engine stalled. Never tried to do it with one leg, and the left to boot.
I'm always horny now that I'm not exhausted all the time.
Many women have a higher libido during the middle of their cycles.
I haven't paid attention to the effect of the full moon though. Now I'm curious.
*nods* I am now curious about your horniness as well.
This sounds like a subject worthy of scientific endeavor. Breaks out the pad and paper.
So, thinking about your level of horniness for today only, so far, how would you rate that on a scale of 1 to 10?
Is that up, down, or consistent with yesterday?
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I'd ask why I never meet any horny women, but I'm too nervous about the answer.
pensivepoet
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Ooh! Are we playing doctor?
I haven't seen him in fetish or personals yet today, so give him a 2
Que
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Have you asked them, "Do I make you horny, Bay-bee?" -Austin Powers
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jezzilee
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Thanks Dave! Done with today's clean out, heading to my bosses to clean out and organize his truck. I leave for a week and I come back to total disarray!
Glad you guys made it safe.
I had my share of POS two-stroke engine cars that I had to learn to break with my left foot so I can keep giving gas with the right foot. Otherwise the engine stalled. Never tried to do it with one leg, and the left to boot.
I'm always horny now that I'm not exhausted all the time.
Many women have a higher libido during the middle of their cycles.
I haven't paid attention to the effect of the full moon though. Now I'm curious.
Thanks Gypsy! I had a full leg cast on many moons ago and still drove a stick shift. If memory serves me right it was my ford tempo. That was fun.
I'm not exhausted! Full of pics and vinegar (seriously I really have to pee. Sad part about clanouts...more often than not there is no running water)
*slips my number to Des and wiggles my eyebrows*
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Because you haven't been hanging out here.
Who are we talking about?
What's a "clanout?"
Hi Calli.
Lyricalli
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Yeah, pics? (eyes widen...)
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Jezzilee says she's full of them!
