If I run out of witty patter, I'll sing for you.
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If I run out of witty patter, I'll sing for you.
jezzilee
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What are you going to sing?
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Are you racist Dave? What do you have against black russians?
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The one in the BDSM Café?
If it's an automatic you could just use your other foot. Takes a bit of adjusting, but not too much.
Ouch! I just settled for merlot, deep purple in color. That count?
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It is an automatic and cruise control on the highway means I could do it easily. I just need to know she can do it and tomorrow when she goes back I won't be here to help her. She needs to get used to the trailer. I'm complaining a lot here but encouraging her. She is only 64 so it not like she's too old to be driving....she just is more comfortable at lower speeds
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I was tessing. ..when does the singing start?
Singing....? But it might be something old, if that's okay. (he coughs and sips his wine.) I'm better at patter. Think of a melody. I'll send you the words.
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I can get all the lyric I want online. Here I thought you were going to vocaroo me something special!
I'm looking up vocaroo. And trying to think of alternatives. It would certainly be special...... is special. second choice?
Hornyness can be quenched. Or better yet, encourage the flames. We can play in those flames. Full moon? It does!
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I never drink enough to get really drunk, but I had a drink tonight, and I'm a little tipsy. Doesn't take much for me.
You're damn right you can...
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I never drink enough to get really drunk, but I had a drink tonight, and I'm a little tipsy. Doesn't take much for me.
You're damn right you can...
I knew I liked you!! I'm a lightweight too. My cousin is trying to change that....I just can't keep up with them!
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Why do I feel like this involves me somehow?
Some of your posts *may* have crossed my mind!
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I've never been around people who drank much for any significant period of time, so I never drank much. I've been really, truly drunk once in my life. My drinking these days consists of trying cocktails that sound good to me when I go out to dinner. It's been a nice weekend.
I was trying to be so subtle about it, but I guess you saw right through me.
Happy landings? I arrive wound up after long trips... but then I drink coffee by the gallon.
Life will do that. I just pretend it's the coffee making me crazy.
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Very good! Glad you made it safely, though it was slow and maddening.
