Oh Que!

[jezzilee]

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We grow peaches in our garden. We had amazing peach cobbler this year, but mostly fresh peaches with the juice running down our hands. . Fresh fruit!

I am coming to your place next harvest season lol! I love fresh peaches!

 

[gypsyTX]

You are just in time.

I was going to look for that recipe for chocolate body paint and issue my recommendations for the various bristles available for tactile sensations.

As I recall, it is butter and semi-sweet chocolate chips melted in a double boiler and allowed to cool to room temperature. For temperature sensation play, consider a slow drizzle while still warm. I'd test that first on the inside of your wrist before splashing it on a bound victim, however.

Clearly I'll have to go back and read all the pages I missed....

 

[jezzilee]

One would think I would be home by now. One would be wrong

One would think that I would be close to getting home by now. One would again be wrong.

 

[OralDave]

One would think I would be home by now. One would be wrong

One would think that I would be close to getting home by now. One would again be wrong.

Have you stopped to eat more than once? From personal experience.....

 

[jezzilee]

Have you stopped to eat more than once? From personal experience.....

No we had to pick up a trailer in cable. We had the wrong ball hitch on..we were sporting a 2 inch and needed a 1 7/8. I put the dang 2 inch on a few months ago but do you think I could get that thing off? Nope had to wait for my cousin to get home and he had trouble too! Then my mother...my chauffer... stopped to play her freeway at the casino. I won money for the second time this week so that was okay. Now she is driving like 60 in a 70 and I want to rip off my boot and drive ...this is torture.

 

[gypsyTX]

No we had to pick up a trailer in cable. We had the wrong ball hitch on..we were sporting a 2 inch and needed a 1 7/8. I put the dang 2 inch on a few months ago but do you think I could get that thing off? Nope had to wait for my cousin to get home and he had trouble too! Then my mother...my chauffer... stopped to play her freeway at the casino. I won money for the second time this week so that was okay. Now she is driving like 60 in a 70 and I want to rip off my boot and drive ...this is torture.

It can't be worse than my mom driving...

Last time I sat next to her, she pulled over to take a phone call. In a bus stop. Then the bus arrived. She didn't move.

I told her three times when she pulled over that she's in a bus stop but she's extremely hard of hearing and didn't hear it. So when the bus showed up she was mad at me that I didn't tell her she stopped at the bus stop.
It was full of people waiting for the bus :-/

Good luck!

 

[jezzilee]

It can't be worse than my mom driving...

Last time I sat next to her, she pulled over to take a phone call. In a bus stop. Then the bus arrived. She didn't move.

I told her three times when she pulled over that she's in a bus stop but she's extremely hard of hearing and didn't hear it. So when the bus showed up she was mad at me that I didn't tell her she stopped at the bus stop.
It was full of people waiting for the bus :-/

Good luck!

I feel your pain! My mom is also hard of hearing. She has two perfectly good hearing aids in the top drawer of her dresser.

If I make it to madison alive it will be a miracle

 

[OralDave]

I feel your pain! My mom is also hard of hearing. She has two perfectly good hearing aids in the top drawer of her dresser.

If I make it to madison alive it will be a miracle

How much farther to go if you're going to make it alive (and I hope you do!)?

 

[jezzilee]

How much farther to go if you're going to make it alive (and I hope you do!)?

Three more hours give or take 30 minutes

 

[OralDave]

Three more hours give or take 30 minutes

Let's see. Near Wausau. Or some other route where it's really really really dark. Don't worry-- we'll all entertain you. What do you want to do next? Besides sleep.

 

[cheesehead2]

Three more hours give or take 30 minutes

Past Stevens Point yet?

 

[OralDave]

Whether you're in the front seat or back seat is important. If you're in the front, tell your mother that you're going in back to take a "nap." Don't voice the quotation marks. Otherwise she won't think you're taking a regular nap. Confused enough?

 

[jezzilee]

Let's see. Near Wausau. Or some other route where it's really really really dark. Don't worry-- we'll all entertain you. What do you want to do next? Besides sleep.

Who can sleep when you are in fear for your life ? We took 63 to 53 to 94. Not the wausau route...

Past Stevens Point yet?

Just passed Tomah!

Whether you're in the front seat or back seat is important. If you're in the front, tell your mother that you're going in back to take a "nap." Don't voice the quotation marks. Otherwise she won't think you're taking a regular nap. Confused enough?

I am really confused...are you trying to get me in the back seat?

 

[Que]

Who can sleep when you are in fear for your life ? We took 63 to 53 to 94. Not the wausau route...



Just passed Tomah!



I am really confused...are you trying to get me in the back seat?

Oh I wouldn't have recommended that route. I would have had you go to the 27, across to the 78 then on down the 56, or alternatively the 97 south and over on the 13.

 

[OralDave]

Who can sleep when you are in fear for your life ? We took 63 to 53 to 94. Not the wausau route...



Just passed Tomah!



I am really confused...are you trying to get me in the back seat?

For.... whatever, be creative. Listen to your libido. It's always more fun in the back seat. And it's too late to play the game where you have to find something that starts with 'a', etc. Just don't pick up hitchhikers. Unless you can tell me your exact location and I'll be waiting.

 

[OralDave]

Oh I wouldn't have recommended that route. I would have had you go to the 27, across to the 78 then on down the 56, or alternatively the 97 south and over on the 13.

I think Que's right. Find a motel. One with an attached bar.

 

[Que]

I think Que's right. Find a motel. One with an attached bar.

I resemble the implication that I am inebriated, fella!

 

[OralDave]

I resemble the implication that I am inebriated, fella!

Um... me too!

 

[Que]

Um... me too!

"Well...I'm with you fellers!" -Delmar O'Donnell

 

[jezzilee]

Oh I wouldn't have recommended that route. I would have had you go to the 27, across to the 78 then on down the 56, or alternatively the 97 south and over on the 13.

LOL oh, Que! The scenic scenic scenic route?

 

[jezzilee]

For.... whatever, be creative. Listen to your libido. It's always more fun in the back seat. And it's too late to play the game where you have to find something that starts with 'a', etc. Just don't pick up hitchhikers. Unless you can tell me your exact location and I'll be waiting.

Trust me you could leave now and be in madison before us...

 

[OralDave]

Trust me you could leave now and be in madison before us...

Okay, I'm only half serious about the back seat. And you can't drive at all? Better keep your mother awake. If you need to be kept awake, I'm around for an hour. Or anyone....

 

[jezzilee]

I think Que's right. Find a motel. One with an attached bar.

I have to work in the morning..my boss just called. He missed me

I resemble the implication that I am inebriated, fella!

Did you have a beer??

Um... me too!

You boys need to find the drunk people post here thread...I was there last night. I was going to drink white Russian and drunk post my keester off....sadly I took two drinks and fell asleep

 

[jezzilee]

Okay, I'm only half serious about the back seat. And you can't drive at all? Better keep your mother awake. If you need to be kept awake, I'm around for an hour. Or anyone....

All help is appreciated! If I take off the boot I can drive. With it on? No.

 

[OralDave]

I have to work in the morning..my boss just called. He missed me



Did you have a beer??



You boys need to find the drunk people post here thread...I was there last night. I was going to drink white Russian and drunk post my keester off....sadly I took two drinks and fell asleep

Not drunk. Actually I could use a beer. Or white Russian.