Oh Que!

Scrambled? You there is really way better things to do with that little egg whip than beat eggs.. the spatula too. Come to think of it, kitchen utensils make some of the most creative sexual tools.

oh tell me more!

I have basting brushes, spoons, a bottle brush, chop sticks, clamps..no wait they are in the workshop.
 
oh tell me more!

I have basting brushes, spoons, a bottle brush, chop sticks, clamps..no wait they are in the workshop.

*whimpers*

Stop teasing me. Maybe a story for post 1k. Some kind of erotic cooking fantasy mayhaps?
 
21 to go.

The stage lights are set up and the curtain is in place.

Smooth can be MC.

Better tell Que!

I, of course, am your 'Personal Manager'. :cool:
 
something like that, with lashings of wham and bam, and a quick lick of thanks on your clit.

I never said the story was going to be about me!

I was thinking of writing about all the other people that have posted in this thread ... a breakfast orgy. Who wants to be what?
 
Looks into audience, a crowd is gathering.

The lights go down...a single spotlight on the stage. A reading lectern..

Screams from the dressing room: "I cannot do this!"
"Yes, you must!"
"NO NO NO, I will not do this!"

"Want more money? Is that it?"....etc etc.
 
Looks into audience, a crowd is gathering.

The lights go down...a single spotlight on the stage. A reading lectern..

Screams from the dressing room: "I cannot do this!"
"Yes, you must!"
"NO NO NO, I will not do this!"

"Want more money? Is that it?"....etc etc.

Funny thing is, I'm dropping the towel that as sheathed my body since this morning and I am about to put my clothes ON! YAY
 
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