Do You Masturbate at Work?

[Suz_anne]

During a conversation with an awesome, super cool Litster - it was mentioned that this person has masturbated three times today while at work.

I have never masturbated at work once, let alone three times in one day. So this leads me to wonder if I'm a prudish freak and everyone else is jerking/jilling off around me.

Have you masturbated while at work? Do you do it regularly? Do you do it in the restroom? In your car? At your desk?

So many questions.... please enlighten me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I feel like this is about me.

 

[Suz_anne]

What's that song... You're So Vain?

 

[Leigh81]

I have only done it once in my life & it was in the restroom.
Done it multiple times in my car while driving.

L

 

[ShyMaleSub]

I have masturbated while at work. I usually go to the restroom for it. Occasionally I've done it while at my desk, but not to orgasm -- just too messy. Now, if a Domme were to direct me otherwise....

 

[Suz_anne]

I have only done it once in my life & it was in the restroom.
Done it multiple times in my car while driving.

L

Oh wow... I think I'd end up in the ditch if I tried to masturbate while I was driving. You're a talented woman.

 

[Suz_anne]

I have masturbated while at work. I usually go to the restroom for it. Occasionally I've done it while at my desk, but not to orgasm -- just too messy. Now, if a Domme were to direct me otherwise....

Well, then you must obey. I get it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Three times. Today. True story.

Also... The very first time I drove a car by myself I jerked off while driving. Think about that, parents of teenagers!

 

[IhateClowns]

I'm pretty sure there is a thread about this very subject somewhere. People are already letting us now, how many times, which hand, toys, in a car, on a boat, in a plane, outside, inside, on their back, on their stomach, sitting, standing, showering, if they're not currently, who they're thinking about, wishing someone was thinking about them, dry, wet, squirting, frenum, fisting, and fingering.

So I am sure someone, somewhere, has started a thread about work.

I am in sales and drive for a living. I also don't have much control. So if I jerked off at work, I would have to explain the mayo stain on my zipper to everyone I saw.

 

[ShyMaleSub]

I'm pretty sure there is a thread about this very subject somewhere. People are already letting us now, how many times, which hand, toys, in a car, on a boat, in a plane, outside, inside, on their back, on their stomach, sitting, standing, showering, if they're not currently, who they're thinking about, wishing someone was thinking about them, dry, wet, squirting, frenum, fisting, and fingering.

So I am sure someone, somewhere, has started a thread about work.

I am in sales and drive for a living. I also don't have much control. So if I jerked off at work, I would have to explain the mayo stain on my zipper to everyone I saw.

So that's a "No", then?

 

[Suz_anne]

Three times. Today. True story.

Also... The very first time I drove a car by myself I jerked off while driving. Think about that, parents of teenagers!

I'm pretty sure there is a thread about this very subject somewhere. People are already letting us now, how many times, which hand, toys, in a car, on a boat, in a plane, outside, inside, on their back, on their stomach, sitting, standing, showering, if they're not currently, who they're thinking about, wishing someone was thinking about them, dry, wet, squirting, frenum, fisting, and fingering.

So I am sure someone, somewhere, has started a thread about work.

I am in sales and drive for a living. I also don't have much control. So if I jerked off at work, I would have to explain the mayo stain on my zipper to everyone I saw.

I think I should take a black light to both of your vehicles. Dirty monkeys.

And I'm sure there is a thread out there about this somewhere - it certainly isn't a new thought. But I don't remember seeing one recently and I'm too lazy to search for it.

 

[michael1966b]

Masturbate at work?

mmmmm... I would, for you, Suz_Anne!

 

[IhateClowns]

I think I should take a black light to both of your vehicles. Dirty monkeys.

And I'm sure there is a thread out there about this somewhere - it certainly isn't a new thought. But I don't remember seeing one recently and I'm too lazy to search for it.

You wouldn't need a black light. Just open your eyes.

 

[mrspank30]

When I had my own office I driFter hours many times. Car lot's and home office once today so far.

 

[Lord Pmann]

They pay like $50 a pop at a sperm bank. I swear, I had a cloth seat cover in my first car that would be worth $50k.

That's not true.

It's like that old Dr. Seuss book about jerking off.

I would whack off on a plane, on a train, atop of a crane down onto your brain...

 

[Suz_anne]

mmmmm... I would, for you, Suz_Anne!

A very sweet gesture - thank you.

You wouldn't need a black light. Just open your eyes.

I like it when it glows in the dark. I like to analyze the splatter pattern, try to determine what you were thinking about based on trajectory, distance, etc.

When I had my own office I driFter hours many times. Car lot's and home office once today so far.

Well, with a name like Mr. Spank, it is kinda your job to jerk off, isn't it?

 

[mrspank30]

A very sweet gesture - thank you.


I like it when it glows in the dark. I like to analyze the splatter pattern, try to determine what you were thinking about based on trajectory, distance, etc.


Well, with a name like Mr. Spank, it is kinda your job to jerk off, isn't it?

Umm ahhh yup! Lol

 

[Suz_anne]

They pay like $50 a pop at a sperm bank. I swear, I had a cloth seat cover in my first car that would be worth $50k.

That's not true.

It's like that old Dr. Seuss book about jerking off.

I would whack off on a plane, on a train, atop of a crane down onto your brain...

It's so unfair that women can't get paid $50 a pop to masturbate.

Oh wait... yes, we can. It's called porn. Nvrmnd.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I like it when it glows in the dark. I like to analyze the splatter pattern, try to determine what you were thinking about based on trajectory, distance, etc.

It's like CSI, but for cum. I can see you with strings, mapping out the trajectories.

"This tastes fresh, Grissom. I believe the ejaculator must be nearby. My guess is he is hiding in shame in the closet..."

 

[mrspank30]

It's so unfair that women can't get paid $50 a pop to masturbate.

Oh wait... yes, we can. It's called porn. Nvrmnd.

Lol.... Not to many men who would not pay to watch as well.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I once had someone spend $700 to watch me masturbate. True story.

 

[Suz_anne]

^^^^^ That is impressive...

 

[mrspank30]

I once had someone spend $700 to watch me masturbate. True story.

I once got paid $500 to take pictures and video of a girl masturbating so that she could put it on her private website

 

[Lord Pmann]

I once got paid $500 to take pictures and video of a girl masturbating so that she could put it on her private website

I could just imagine negotiating that rate. "Uhhhhh, yeah. That's my normal going rate for filming a girl jilling off. I wouldn't normally do it for free at all. No way."

 

[Suz_anne]

I once got paid $500 to take pictures and video of a girl masturbating so that she could put it on her private website

They always say if you do what you love as a job, you'll never work another day in your life.
Hopefully she was someone you found attractive... otherwise that's a tough day at work.