The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Fata Morgana]

Ooh Des look at our conkers!

 

[Saint Peter]

Ooh Des look at our conkers!

I think we are on to something here.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I think we are on to something here.

We are. We need a conkery one for you.

 

[1HF]

You Brits with your made up words..

 

[Aglaopheme]

Hysterical.

 

[thør]

You Brits with your made up words..

It's code.

 

[Fata Morgana]

William The Conkerer!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Damn I was fucked up this whole weekend. I woke up thinking I'm about to watch football. Everybody start telling me it's Monday. I still feel high.

 

[Saint Peter]

We are.

Yes!

We need a conkery one for you.

Well, no. What we need is you to stuff a handful or two of these conkery things in your coot. Then we will add a couple of cowbells and maybe a woodblock or two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbm9fobW7U0

 

[BabblingBrooke]

William The Conkerer!

Conkering Peter?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Conkering Peter?

I offered you a truce bitch. You must want me to continue to go off on you .

 

[pointless]

thanks, people. this is all obviously very complicated and what not, but i appreciate the kind words.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I offered you a truce bitch. You must want me to continue to go off on you .

You can try. You have no effect on me, but bang on if you wish.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

thanks, people. this is all obviously very complicated and what not, but i appreciate the kind words.

Hope today's a better day.

 

[trysail]

You might think Columbus was a brave man that found the new world.
You might think he was a piece of shit that spread disease and slavery.


Whatever. It is a paid day off to me.

Whatever your politics, sailors know the fellow was one helluva sailor.

Taking a small wooden, sailing vessel 3,000 miles across an ocean into completely unknown (and uncharted) waters and getting home again is no small feat of seamanship.


You'll never fully appreciate the skill, guts (and, yes, luck) required unless you've sailed in unknown, uncharted, reef-infested waters. It is not for the faint of heart.


If you wreck the fucking boat (and without charts or any other aids to navigation, it ain't hard to do), you are never going to get home— EVER.


He did it successfully FOUR TIMES.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/38/Viajes_de_colon_en.svg/550px-Viajes_de_colon_en.svg.png

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[smoothg103rd]

Conkering Peter?[/QUOTE.

 

[Disgustipated]

Saying something stupidly ignorant 2x does not make it any less ridiculous.

 

[Killswitch1]

Just let my lil yorkie in and before she came in I noticed a big old bee walkin around her back.

 

[Wings]

Man, I pissed someone off big time.


Oh well.

 

[Killswitch1]

Man, I pissed someone off big time.


Oh well.

Don't be screwin up with the red head. I'm spoken for and unavailable.

 

[Wings]

Don't be screwin up with the red head. I'm spoken for and unavailable.

My husband is not pissed at me. He's never pissed at me because I don't give him any reason to be.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I offered you a truce bitch. You must want me to continue to go off on you .

You're touchy. Were you molested by a conker or summat?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You might think Columbus was a brave man that found the new world.
You might think he was a piece of shit that spread disease and slavery.

There's no "might think" about that.

He was that. Period.

Paid days off are cool, though.

 

[juttjaw]

She squeaks when she yells and it makes me laugh.
Somehow that means I don't take her anger seriously..

I don't I suppose.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

She squeaks when she yells and it makes me laugh.
Somehow that means I don't take her anger seriously..

I don't I suppose.

Like Bernadette?

http://youtu.be/yea9IxgQxHE