The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[pointless]

You don't fuck with the Man, man. Even when the Man is a woman.

you lack ambition.

The ones in The L Word universe are better, methinks.

yeah, but only for the first couple of seasons. then they kill the tennis player and everything just goes downhill from there.

though that wedding episode really made my penis happy. i've never liked shane more.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Was pavlova involved?

Everything but. Book shopping in Waterstones, dinner at *Jamie Oliver's, tea in The Cat Café (with actual real cats clambering over us), tons of laughs and acting the twat with my best friend Ann.



* deep fried squid with chilli, three cheese gnocchi then molten chocolate pudding with salted caramel ice cream.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Thank you, young Smooth.

Why I gotta be young smooth? I'm grown.

 

[yossi]

Are Philly cheesesteak good? I never had one.

You live in Newark and you've never had a Philly cheesesteak?

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/not_even_mad.gif

If cooked right, they're delicious.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Why I gotta be young smooth? I'm grown.

I was being pleasant you cunt.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I don't want to be startin' up no Lit-rumors or nuthin' but....



and...



....sure looks like somethin's doin'

Lol. We didn't want everyone to know, but you figured it out.

 

[pointless]

hey, i'm talking lesbians here. save your food talk for supper time, you weirdos.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You live in Newark and you've never had a Philly cheesesteak?

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/not_even_mad.gif

If cooked right, they're delicious.

Yeah. But not from Philly. I want to know how one from Philly taste.

I like Italian cheesesteaks tho. With French fries on them and all that.

 

[Que]

I was being pleasant you cunt.

Oh shit, my mans...I think the honeymoon is over.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I don't want to be startin' up no Lit-rumors or nuthin' but....



and...



....sure looks like somethin's doin'

Yeah well...I played hard to get for a while but I gave in to the heavy dick finally.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I was being pleasant you cunt.

I appreciate it. Don't act like you don't remember last night. I was grown then.

 

[Que]

hey, i'm talking lesbians here. save your food talk for supper time, you weirdos.

Lesbians can be good eatin'

 

[smoothg103rd]

Oh shit, my mans...I think the honeymoon is over.

We had too much fun for it to be over.

 

[Sean]

I have to admit, I've had great fun fucking with the idiots on Breitbart today.

 

[yossi]

Yeah. But not from Philly. I want to know how one from Philly taste.

I like Italian cheesesteaks tho. With French fries on them and all that.

Oh, they're great. Some places don't chop the steak small, though, which is how I like it.

I've never had an Italian cheesesteak. But I like putting french fries or chips inside sandwiches in general.

 

[pointless]

damnit, i'm being invaded by shield bugs. i know they're harmless as long you're not an ent, but goddamnit are they annoying.

also, i am not an ent. just so you all know. don't want any rumors getting started.

 

[yossi]

Tree hearder!

 

[pointless]

that's racist. only we.... they, ummm, only they can say that. not... not that i know anything about that really.

*ahem*

 

[smoothg103rd]

Oh, they're great. Some places don't chop the steak small, though, which is how I like it.

I've never had an Italian cheesesteak. But I like putting french fries or chips inside sandwiches in general.

Like potato chips? I seen people do that with cold sandwiches. You do it with hot?

 

[yossi]

Like potato chips? I seen people do that with cold sandwiches. You do it with hot?

No. French fries in hot sandwiches, chips in cold.

 

[pointless]

a lot of people do. i eat chips with reubens.

pretty much every time i eat one.

 

[pointless]

No. French fries in hot sandwiches, chips in cold.

dilettante.

 

[yossi]

that's racist. only we.... they, ummm, only they can say that. not... not that i know anything about that really.

*ahem*

Do these turn you on?

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/69/83/5d5738f641b0c12eb3e8e3e305974491.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/41/5d/9a/415d9aa997d8bb97a763658b7d8536d3.jpg
http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20100430/sexy_trees_16.jpg

We'll see who's "they" and who isn't.

 

[smoothg103rd]

No. French fries in hot sandwiches, chips in cold.

Yeah, that's how you do it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

No. French fries in hot sandwiches, chips in cold.

Chip Butties.