The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Que]

When did WWF become the new hook up site?

World Wide Fund for Nature or the World Wrestling Federation?

 

[smoothg103rd]

No subtraction or division?

Nah,nah. Everything with me is a gain. I don't like to lose.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I'm in a good mood today. I feel wonderful. So I am not going to tell anyone to eat a dick or call them a bitch. I feel great.

 

[Que]

Nah,nah. Everything with me is a gain. I don't like to lose.

You may have a point. Dwelling on the losses I have had over the years has not really improved my sense of motivation.

Shame you are in a good mood, Our new friend Nymph817 is in the mood to rumble with someone and no one is really giving him the bullying he requires to get off properly.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Autumn naps are just the best. Now I need coffee and pie.

 

[lovetoread]

I want these

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--cGOfhCHA--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/1467399903147103012.jpg

 

[smoothg103rd]

You may have a point. Dwelling on the losses I have had over the years has not really improved my sense of motivation.

Shame you are in a good mood, Our new friend Nymph817 is in the mood to rumble with someone and no one is really giving him the bullying he requires to get off properly.

Lol. I want to read that thread, but it's way too long. I would've came in there and fucked with people. But I'm way too much in a good mood. Yesterday was one of the best days in my life and today it's starting off good too.

My man's called me and said he got a four ounce of juice and do I want it. He said I only have to give him 60$. A four ounce go for 100$. I told him I'm told him I'm not going to have the 60$ until later on. He said don't worry about and brought it to me, and he told me I don't have to give him shit back.

Is God good or what? Lol

 

[Mr Noone]

I want these...

I'd go with the Classic.

 

[yossi]

The yard is mowed and weeds have been pulled from sidewalk cracks. I even weed whacked a bit! I'm a little worn out, kinda cranky, and definitely hungry. I'm getting a burger for dunch, linner, or supper. Whatever we're calling it these days.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've had the best fucking day.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I've had the best fucking day.

(Me being nice )

That's good to hear,Fata. I hope it continues to get better.

 

[yossi]

Or maybe a cheesesteak. Mmmm, the taste of Philadelphia.

 

[Que]

Lol. I want to read that thread, but it's way too long. I would've came in there and fucked with people. But I'm way too much in a good mood. Yesterday was one of the best days in my life and today it's starting off good too.

My man's called me and said he got a four ounce of juice and do I want it. He said I only have to give him 60$. A four ounce go for 100$. I told him I'm told him I'm not going to have the 60$ until later on. He said don't worry about and brought it to me, and he told me I don't have to give him shit back.

Is God good or what? Lol

Well amusing as the anecdote is, I am not sure those are the sort of mysterious ways in which God moves.

On the other hand, if God did hook me up with 1/2 dozen T-bones recently and if He is looking to be a little more open-minded with his generosity, I could use a little fornication...

 

[yossi]

I've had the best fucking day.

I had no fucking today! Loose hips?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Or maybe a cheesesteak. Mmmm, the taste of Philadelphia.

Are Philly cheesesteak good? I never had one.

 

[Mr Noone]

I've had the best fucking day.

Was pavlova involved?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I've had the best fucking day.

Don't tell me...you got some head last night, too?

 

[pointless]

why is it whenever they have hot lesbians on law and order they always end up being super evil murderers who don't even bother trying to seduce alicia witt? man, fictional lesbians are really stupid in the law and order universe.

 

[lovetoread]

I did not have a fucking day today.

 

[Fata Morgana]

(Me being nice )

That's good to hear,Fata. I hope it continues to get better.

Thank you, young Smooth.

 

[Mr Noone]

why is it whenever they have hot lesbians on law and order they always end up being super evil murderers who don't even bother trying to seduce alicia witt? man, fictional lesbians are really stupid in the law and order universe.

You don't fuck with the Man, man. Even when the Man is a woman.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

why is it whenever they have hot lesbians on law and order they always end up being super evil murderers who don't even bother trying to seduce alicia witt? man, fictional lesbians are really stupid in the law and order universe.

The ones in The L Word universe are better, methinks.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Well amusing as the anecdote is, I am not sure those are the sort of mysterious ways in which God moves.

On the other hand, if God did hook me up with 1/2 dozen T-bones recently and if He is looking to be a little more open-minded with his generosity, I could use a little fornication...

Lol. Want me to call ole girl from last night?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Don't tell me...you got some head last night, too?

Lol. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Que]

I don't want to be startin' up no Lit-rumors or nuthin' but....

I've had the best fucking day.

and...

I'm in a good mood today. I feel wonderful. So I am not going to tell anyone to eat a dick or call them a bitch. I feel great.

....sure looks like somethin's doin'