The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[smoothg103rd]

Anal leave more like, for talking out of your arse.

Good one. Props.

 

[spacekowboy]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/anigif_enhanced-buzz-26606-1383743233-11_zpsfyluvd6j.gif

So I've been told... Extra grease will help with that.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Smooth, if you have mental problems the meds are FREE. (Well, what the doctor issues you).

You may also be surprised to find a wide variety of natural herbs can both awaken you and put you to sleep, over the counter.

If you are dealing with someone who sells drugs to you there is an excellent chance you are also dealing with someone who carries a gun and deals with others who do the same.

It's not worth it as I see it.

Those are my kinda guys.

 

[Fata Morgana]

So I've been told... Extra grease will help with that.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/anigif_enhanced-buzz-8065-1383740413-10_zpszeo6qaug.gif

 

[spacekowboy]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/anigif_enhanced-buzz-8065-1383740413-10_zpszeo6qaug.gif

Every tart needs a good squirting from time to time. This dish is no exception. Be sure to catch as much as possible.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Every tart needs a good squirting from time to time. This dish is no exception. Be sure to catch as much as possible.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/37Njx5X_zpsng8ljl52.gif

 

[pointless]

well, that was bullshit.

 

[yossi]

Fucking uterus. When am I allowed to rip you out?

 

[pointless]

i've got a butcher's knife that's reasonably sharp. start boiling some water and let's see what happens.

 

[yossi]

Well, it certainly couldn't get any bloodier. I'm game.

 

[pointless]

oh, right. blood. better get some clean towels out as well. preferably ones you aren't particularly fond of.

 

[spacekowboy]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/37Njx5X_zpsng8ljl52.gif

Proper satisfied girl.

 

[nymph817]

I just can't.

Why are you replying to a post I left for Smooth ? Sorry I'm awake and aware today.

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/RCzixTs.jpg

 

[Equinoxe]

Now seems a good a time as any to mention my dislike of Nigella Lawson.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Now seems a good a time as any to mention my dislike of Nigella Lawson.

The Delia Smith gifs aren't as slutty though.

 

[Jennifer]

Why are you replying to a post I left for Smooth ? Sorry I'm awake and aware today.

I'm sorry, too.

 

[nymph817]

http://i.imgur.com/RCzixTs.jpg

That was random ... but cute.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Aye Fata, I heard you got no knees and you are always drunk,so they nicknamed you hopscotch.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Aye Fata, I heard you got no knees and you are always drunk,so they nicknamed you hopscotch.

What the fuck are you blathering on about?

 

[thør]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12143210_894435350648116_7202280056490935830_n.jpg?oh=efdba7d17ae72e9adc49e3df5e922a7b&oe=568D2B5D

 

[Equinoxe]

The Delia Smith gifs aren't as slutty though.

Ha!

That is part of it, though. I find the sexualisation of food—or anything—just silly. And her calculated and carefully crafted persona in general bothers me; I think if you are going to play a character, you might as well commit and go full '70s glam rock—like a space alien come to Earth to teach people how to cook or something.*

Besides which, I can't trust the taste of anyone who was married to Charles Saatchi. I can only assume she is a fan of hákarl.

* Why does that show not exist?!

 

[smoothg103rd]

What the fuck are you blathering on about?

About you, woman.

 

[yossi]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12143210_894435350648116_7202280056490935830_n.jpg?oh=efdba7d17ae72e9adc49e3df5e922a7b&oe=568D2B5D

It's been a lean fuck hunting season. No one has any to give.

 

[spacekowboy]

It's been a lean fuck hunting season. No one has any to give.

I could toss you one if you're in need. Gratis!